i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

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Pete Hegseth is yet more proof that men are too emotional to be in positions of leadership.

Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out

Must be humiliating for Trump that he isn't powerful enough to get Bukele to return someone from CECOT. Seems pretty clear who's the boss there...

the arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards "it's one banana, michael. would could it cost, $10?"

Four American soldiers are dead, the economy is crashing and that motherfucker is GOLFING.

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

A Skadden attorney resigned today, citing the firm’s decision to strike a deal with Trump amid pressure campaign on law firms. “[I]f my employer cannot stand up for the rule of law, then I cannot ethically continue to work for them,” the former Skadden lawyer, Brenna Trout Frey, wrote on LinkedIn.

It’s worth stating this simply: For literally anyone in the US Govt from 1945 to 2025, Signalgate would require an instant resignation—and a criminal investigation. It would be a matter of personal *honor* to resign. The fact Mike Waltz & Pete Hegseth are choosing to fight it out is a terrible omen.

At the Mike Lawler empty chair town hall in Peekskill, 102 year old Dee in danger of losing her Medicaid, heard FDR on the radio in 1935 when he created Social Security. @indivisible.org

Dickless chode

Ocie Elliott, a lovely show