Cyberpunk 2077 First playthrough: awesome game, great storyline a lot of bad guys in this, though. All other playthroughs: DEATH TO CORPOS!

House flippers and scalpers are the same.

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Dear landlords. If you put "no pets" in your listing include children, they are more destructive.

Disband and prosecute ICE.

Good morning friends. This kid is spot on 👏🏼💙

Squeeze your balls to piss faster. This has been your helpful tip from fluffy.

Hey Janine!! It rly sucks to see you do this after you had reached out to my business about producing other apparel for you and we agreed it wasn't cost-effective for BD. I didn't think you'd rip me off after. This sucks, y'all.

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Foreign Friends with Travel Plans to the U.S. for Conventions: A bit back I said you should maybe reconsider those plans. I would like to amend my prior statement. Cancel them. Cancel them now. We cannot keep you safe from our own government. Take your holiday in Spain or something.

Ugh i really hate Cliff hanger endings but " More than a married couple but not yet lovers" was a good anime.

I have two modes. Answer right away. Unread for 3 weeks.

The concentration camps have started.

Trump announces an executive order authorizing a 30,000 capacity migrant detention center in Guantanamo. "Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."

Was shocked I wasn’t aware of Jim Acosta quitting until I watched him basically calling his former bosses and major outlets Quislings and now I get why it wasn’t bigger news.

Trying to find a job in another country is a pain. Most don't want you is you need a work visa.

Remember, trigger discipline.

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Morning ritual.

Tries to sell BMW BMW: camshaft sensor fail and limp mode. Me: 🖕 I fucking hate this car.

Happy New Years!! :) Let’s have a teeny tiny sketch sale to celebrate! 10 slots for $30 each! (ca 15% off!) comment or DM if you’d like to nab one! :) all sales help me pay for necessities, and likes & reposts are super appreciated! 🥰

Happy new year. I started the year off having to use a day of PTO to make up 4hr of pay that I would lose because my company pays 8hr holiday pay for a 12 hr shift.

Someone tagged me in the same video on Twitter haha Live- action of this

New drinking game. Drink every time you die in helldivers 2. @helldivers2.bsky.social

Life fuck Is your Short friends 💕

Trade offer. You post lewd, I comment silly things on it.

It's officially winter when the cat is sleeping in front of the heater.

A penis is just a straw for cum and pee.

New game: Start your partners toy on low and up it one step every time they cum. Hitachi has 4 lvl. 😈

Dear flashlight, creators on and off should be a separate button and mode should be a separate button. I'm tired of having to press the off button 15 times just to turn it off.

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

Having a cat means debating taking hairball medicine because there's so much hair and everything.

Hey Google, how much vaginal juice to bleach my hair.

People should hype up cock reveals like an album release

What if children hatched from your balls like chickens. Would give a whole new meaning to bust in a nut.

Black Friday special! Act now and get 100% me calling you cute.

Is wearing my noise cancelling headphones to Thanksgiving dinner too on the nose?

Dinner of champions.

Most want someone that's a tall drink of water. I want someone that's a shot glass of liquor.

A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.

just a friendly reminder that you can have a giant baked potato for dinner if you want to

All nut November let's go!

Dropping your furry name subtly.

The problem with the “dragons are just big cats” thing is that means somewhere there would be an orange dragon brainlessly trying to fight a waterfall.