Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
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“Oh, these aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory… a BOMB factory. They’re bombs.” 🥧
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🎶 We’re the Thunder Boys 🎶 🎶 We’re gonna ace that 🎶 🎶Muthafuckin’ life insurance physical 🎶
3 months ago
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Damn, Chen’s got a CANNON 👀 She fired one of those giveaway mini-balls damn near into the second deck after the game 😭
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Magnus Lehnsherr
1 day ago
I love this team intensely while recognizing they may be the death of me.
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Valerie Valkyrie
1 day ago
I missed Valks wins!
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strap-tap
10 days ago
WHEW, Gabby!
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Controversial call and they show 3 completely unrelated replays in a row 🙄
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1 day ago
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AT lookin’ like me out there w the double ankle braces 😭 (that’s where the similarities end too lol)
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1 day ago
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Kaila “Face Card” Charles! 😤🥰 lol
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1 day ago
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Janelle “JR Smith” Salaün bc she seems to prefer to take contested shots 😭
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1 day ago
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VB the QB 😤
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1 day ago
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That might be the first lane violation call I’ve ever seen 😭
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Hollywood Handbook and Friends
1 day ago
Okay but “Schooltastic” makes so much more sense if you just think about it,
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I’m stuck w shitty bootleg internet streams for both the Knicks/Spurs AND Storm/Aces games bc the world of live sports broadcasting is a late-stage capitalist hellscape rn 😩
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2 days ago
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strap-tap
3 days ago
Like I said
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Mediaite
4 days ago
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said it is time for the Democrats to ignore party leaders, embrace a “new vision,” and call for the abolishment of U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.
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I kinda wish we picked up another guard or a forward instead :/ (jk lol)
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4 days ago
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This feels like Karl Smesko and the Dream wearing their red warmups w the Mystics in their red jerseys rn 😭
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4 days ago
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The good thing about the Dream whooping the Mystics rn is that I could probably squeeze in a lil nap before the Liberty/Fever game 👀 lol
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#ImWashed
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4 days ago
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I don’t mind the small ball lineup w Janelle at the 5, but I really feel like we could’ve found some productive minutes for LA in the past couple games :/
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5 days ago
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The tentative “MVP” chants during A’ja’s last FTs were so funny to me 🤣Like, I know it’s early in the season, but it’s A’ja MF Wilson, I don’t think anybody is going to push back too much on calling her MVP atp 😭
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5 days ago
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Bump :/
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5 days ago
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WE GOT BAILED OUT BY DOGSHIT OFFICIATING ANYWAY!!! 😭😭😭
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5 days ago
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We almost got bailed out by the dogshit officiating for a change, but Becky just had to kill that hope 😩🙃
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5 days ago
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I love Jackie Young, but also GOD DAMMIT JACKIE 😩😩😩 lol
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5 days ago
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Shameka 🏀
5 days ago
I think we all just collectively held our breath until A’ja got up.
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Actually cheered out loud in my apartment when A’ja stood up :’) 😭
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5 days ago
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Along Came Poly-4-The-W
5 days ago
everyone-for-gaza.printify.me/product/2419...
EVERYONE WANTS BETTER REFS.
#merchmoment
all proceeds to Gaza fundraisers
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😤😤😤
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5 days ago
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You GOTTA hit the free ones 😩 Sincerely, A 20% FT shooter 😭
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5 days ago
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Credit where credit’s due: NaLyssa Smith is a DAWG 😤
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5 days ago
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Briana
5 days ago
In-game promotion of bets on players is so gross. I really hate that this is a thing now. And then have the nerve to put a number at the bottom of the screen in case one has a gambling problem and needs resources for it. 😒
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Tip gets one of the worst whistles in the league imo 😩
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5 days ago
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dubs 💙
5 days ago
great officiating, a full windup and blow to the head, and they don't even bother reviewing it. 👏
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Can’t believe they didn’t look at that for a potential upgrade 👀
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#JusticeForTip
5 days ago
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Along Came Poly-4-The-W
5 days ago
they didn't see a foul they expected one
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Meatwad Bod
5 days ago
And the ref was RIGHT NEXT TO THE PLAY.
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Torres 🟧
5 days ago
I need the Valks to pull this one off today strictly for my mental health
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Dropping 20 in the first half like it’s nothing is crazy, A’ja might be TOO good 😩😭🙃
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#Aces
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5 days ago
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Marisa Ingemi
5 days ago
Valks down 38-35 at the half and they're lucky
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Those of you who turned the game off already are missing out on Marshawn Lynch hanging out with KT and Gabby at a Valks practice 😭
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6 days ago
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Valerie Valkyrie
6 days ago
I have some beef with Nat's decisions in this one. Both not playing LA and not drawing up the last shot for Ja.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴
6 days ago
Getting pissed off again this motherfucker was working as a mercenary for the fascist Trump government while I was doing fucking OccupyICE! This wasn't ancient history we were all there for this shit working for Blackwater in TWENTY EIGHTEEN was fucking Nazi shit!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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I wanted that win so badly 😩 but at least we didn’t get blown out like all the other losses in the Cathy’s Cup so far ig :/ I feel like Becky and Cheryl both made it a point to ball out against the reigning CotY :/
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6 days ago
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I’m ok ig :///
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6 days ago
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If I don’t skeet after the game, send help bc I probably had a heart attack 😩😭
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6 days ago
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Ceci clamped tf out of Courtney there too 😩😩😩
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6 days ago
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😤😤😤
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6 days ago
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Valerie Valkyrie
6 days ago
Me: wow I don't want a Ceci iso Ceci: yes you do
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ACAB includes refs, btw 👀
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6 days ago
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*whispers* let Ja cook :/ 😭
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6 days ago
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Before committing my soul to to the glory of Ballhalla, I was a neutral that leaned heavily towards being a Lynx fan (bc Phee’s my favorite player) so these Lynx games are always v stressful and emotionally confusing no matter the outcome 😩 lol
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6 days ago
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