Training camp is here and I'm preparing for the season by eating lamb chops in public. Support Jonquel's 2026 MVP (most valuable poster) campaign here: lam-chops.printify.me #wnba

ONE HAND ON PLATE ONE HAND ON BONE

The Jaden Ivey stuff is sad. After some Instagram sleuthing, I believe his pastor - or at least a strong influence on his beliefs - is a street preacher named Kerrigan Skelly. Skelly operates a ministry, PinPoint Evangelism, whose website embodies hell on earth: www.pinpointevangelism.com 🧵

Don't want to wait in a 2 hour long merch line at Unrivaled tonight? Want to help a Palestinian family survive the latest aid blockade? All proceeds go directly to people in Gaza: everyone-for-gaza.printify.me

You know what's not AI slop and costs less than $200? These tshirts that raise money for families in Gaza. everyone-for-gaza.printify.me #unrivaled

If you're wearing our shirts to Unrivaled Philly, we'd love to see a photo! (We'll be there too, say hi if you spot us)

The Unrivaled community did good work this weekend and we only have $180 left to meet our goal! Help Minnesota teachers protect their students from ICE by donating here: www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-s...

We've hit 75% of these Minnesota teachers' goal to help protect their students from ICE! Can the Ghost Gang and Rosebuds come together to raise the final $205 for the kids? #unrivaled www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-s...

We only need $235 more to help Minnesota teachers protect their students from ICE! That's just under $30 per quarter of Unrivaled basketball played today. Can we get their goal met by the end of Phantom v Rose? www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-s...

Follow Dom's lead and dunk on ICE! Thanks to your donations we're only $260 away from helping these Minnesota teachers protect their students. Can we hit their goal before the end of today's Unrivaled games? www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-s...

The Minneapolis women's sports bar A Bar of Their Own has been sharing local fundraisers on their IG. This one from teachers looking to support students impacted by ICE only has $325 to go. Can the WNBA & Unrivaled communities come through for these kids today? www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-s...

Tempted to buy an Unrivaled jersey today? Honor the Minnesota anti-ICE strike instead by donating the cost of a jersey to these teachers helping to protect their students: www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-s...

I will say that it's deeply fucked up for Unrivaled to drop new merch on the one day that people have explicitly called for a general strike

Here's an update on where the proceeds from our WNBA tshirts (everyone-for-gaza.printify.me) are going. Bahaa, Manal, and their 2 young kids are living in a tent with extended family. Bahaa has worked hard to clear out the rubble from his parents' house so they have somewhere warmer to live. (1/)

Unlike the WNBA, our merch store (everyone-for-gaza.printify.me) shares 100% of net and ~45-50% of gross revenue with families in Gaza. We dare you to buy so much merch we have 700 million in losses.

Everything we raise from our WNBA merch is going to help Bahaa's family in Gaza, who urgently need to replace their tent after it was destroyed in a storm. If you are able to contribute beyond buying merch, here's their fundraiser: chuffed.org/project/baha...

Chris DeMarco says he's bought books but the required reading is JJ's Twitter feed. All proceeds to Gaza! lam-chops.printify.me

Happy 4th plate/bone-iversary to all who celebrate! If you're still working on your Thanksgiving look: lam-chops.printify.me (all proceeds to Gaza) #wnba

Idk which of your Halloween costumes is the CBA groundhog but Cathy has 30 more days to get this deal done. If you want to make her mad while supporting families in Gaza: everyone-for-gaza.printify.me #WNBA

Jonquel Jones: great poster, greatest holiday dinner role model. All proceeds go to Gaza families, who need extra help going into winter. lam-chops.printify.me #wnba #wbb

NBA season is here which means yet another excuse to yell at the refs. When your voice gets tired, these towels are here for you. ref-you-suck.printify.me All proceeds go to Gaza fundraisers

ACAB includes commissioners

Everyone hates the refs and everyone likes supporting Gaza families. Now you can do both! ref-you-suck.printify.me #wnba #nwsl #allothersportsleagueswithrefs

We're bringing our old designs back with a new look this weekend. First up: everyone hates Cathy! everyone-for-gaza.printify.me

Everyone wears a mask at protests (or this account will not respect you fyi)

Meet Anwar! He's 3 and a half and about to become a big brother. When you buy our merch, all proceeds help his family, who are living in a tent after their home in Gaza city was destroyed by the IOF. If you'd like to help even more, you can donate here: chuffed.org/project/baha...

Added towels in a zillion team colors so that everyone can yell at the refs equally. If you don't see your fave, I take requests! ref-you-suck.printify.me

Everyone hates the refs and everyone likes supporting Gaza families. Now you can do both! ref-you-suck.printify.me #wnba #nwsl #allothersportsleagueswithrefs

Also: the WNBA season is over but people in Gaza still need our support! Links in bio + I take requests if anyone has merch they want to see.

Becky Hammon, welcome to the war on cars

Everyone (still) agrees with Phee! everyone-for-gaza.printify.me All proceeds to Gaza fundraisers

Phee is coming for thee... (show your support for #wnba players and help families in Gaza at everyone-for-gaza.printify.me)

Thanks for supporting this little project! To keep you all informed about where the money is going, I'm posting regular updates on Instagram (www.instagram.com/onehandonpla...) in the 'transparency' highlight.

Night night Cathy everyone-for-gaza.printify.me #wnba #everyoneagreeswithphee

I took a hard look at my wardrobe and realized something was missing for Unrivaled. Everyone agrees with Phee and that includes me! If you want one too, all proceeds go to Gaza families: everyone-for-gaza.printify.me

September 30 October 1

A multi-million dollar Deloitte study has shown that WNBA fans do not care for Cathy. We have developed a new compound that allows you to be a hater in public while simultaneously supporting families in Gaza. Get your stickers/shirts here! everyone-for-gaza.printify.me

Hi everyone, it's Cathy from Deloitte. We've been monitoring your online comments and it seems that many of you have not read our PowerPoint deck. Slide 185 clearly states that you must pay a fine if you've said anything critical about the WNBA. Fine yourself here: chuffed.org/project/baha...

Becky Hammon and Steph White were fined $1k each for their comments on WNBA refs. That's about how much it costs to buy an enclosed tent for a family in Gaza. Unlike the W, all our profits (~35%) go to fundraisers. Fine yourself for your comments: everyone-for-gaza.printify.me

Jonquel Jones fans 🤝 supporting Palestinian families lam-chops.printify.me

Multitask! Help families in Gaza while annoying Cathy with our new shirts/stickers/totes. Two designs to choose from: - Everyone wants better refs - Everyone hates WNBA refs everyone-for-gaza.printify.me