Fun fact about me: I prefer baseball jerseys to all other jerseys. So I had to pick this one up. Also hoping this purchase gets me that sick reversible Valkyries and Warriors jacket

Kaitlyn Chen in the Nike Kobe 6 Protro Caitlin Clark #gsv #goldenstatevalkyries #valkyries

Gabby Williams in the Jordan Luka 5 Familia #gsv #goldenstatevalkyries #valkyries

I keep seeing people lament the decisions the Valkyries have made this season. But until we lose any games, I'm reluctant to agree with any of it.

I'm like half way through the second quarter and league pass just completely glitches out and now it won't let me watch at all 😭

Just got home and ready to finally watch this Valkyries game! Looks like I'm gonna love this one #gsv #goldenstatevalkyries #valkyries

It feels weird to see her sitting there 😭

They named their sour dough starter Stevey? 😭

They look so good. I'm def gonna get a jersey before the season is over

She gonna flop on that stage

So like. Wtf is the point of league pass if you can't watch the shit. Pisses me off so bad.

Watching the game while also working and every time I look up, Dallas is missing free throws. Gotta make those shots!

#gsv #goldenstatevalkyries #valkyries

Win 1 in the books

Nakase is a chess master. Even with Ceci and Tip gone, she has exposed Seattle's defensive tendencies like a fiddle in the second half. Burton and Chen are finding all the mismatches. Just a smart team.

She's already destroyed her average from last season

That Subaru commercial with the damn straw sucking makes me wanna throw my TV off the balcony

Worth noting that Kaitlyn Chen looks like she has made some big strides from last season. That's been the case in camp and the preseason game, but she is a WNBA player for sure

Halftime: Valkyries 49, Storm 41 14 points for Burton, KT is 3-for-4 from 3-point range

It's definitely worth it

This dude I work with regularly says stupid shit with no reasoning or logic behind it and then when you try to correct him he looks at you like this

Justé reporting for duty

Our roster is so small 😭

For me personally, if Kate goes anywhere else, I hope it's anywhere but Indiana. Like don't do that to yourself, bud. Don't be the sidekick for your pro career too. Kate back to Vegas, I would not be mad at. But I hope she ends up on the Valks developmental roster

Omfg the Valks waived Kate Martin 😭

For those wondering where you can watch the Valks games in the Bay. Personally, I wish we had more places available not centered around alcohol but alas #gsv #goldenstatevalkyries #valkyries

We have a developmental player, folks. Miela Sowah is back #gsv #goldenstatevalkyries #valkyries

I'm so annoyed. I bought some Pepperidge Farm cookies only to find out I got the soft baked instead of the crispy ones. Bummed. Lame. Kills the whole vibe.

CC fans big mad about that GM survey

#Valkyries guard Gabby Williams said the pitch from owner Joe Lacob was different than any other she had. Said Lacob told her, “how badly he wants to win, how he's going to do it, that I would be stupid to go anywhere else, because I haven't seen anyone doing it better than us.”

Going back to work today after being out for over a week. Feels weird. Hope it goes well.

As a gold star lesbian, I don't know a lot about men's hygiene and what not. So I found it both fascinating and preposterous that dudes don't wipe after they pee. Like, why not? Why not just a little swipe?

Well that’s gonna make people stop talking about HVL right fucking quick!!!!

Gabby Williams never left the Bay Area. Now she’s joining the #Valkyries to prove it. I dove deep into her Bay Area ties and how the Bay is represented in every facet of her game and personality. Read it here: www.mercurynews.com/2026/05/04/g...

The amount of men I've seen on FB being absolutely triggered by the SNL MNBA joke is seriously hilarious. Soft. Just hella soft ass dudes. 😂😂

Damn. Bummer.

One thing about Minny, there's always gonna be a dog court side

Name your top 15 shows, gut instinct: I'm sure I'm gonna think later "I forgot *** show!" But... Southland Charmed Living Single Martin Freaks and Geeks The Pitt E.R. Law and Order SVU The X Files The Sopranos Invader Zim Bob's Burgers Judging Amy Boston Public Channel Zero

Sick new Valks shirt from Oaklandish #gsv #goldenstatevalkyries #valkyries

In other news, I hope Marta Suarez makes the team. I really enjoy her personality

Feeling a little bummed out today. It's been almost a week since I got out of the hospital and I still don't feel even 80%. Thanks, I hate it.

Trump is such a numb nut idiot moron, Jesco White would probably do a better job running the country

I really believe it. Calling it now. Valks will be the best defensive team in the league this year

Fremont, Hayward, Union City

Our girl Violet out here for media day. Isn't she glorious?

Leggie

Kate Martin has never played on a #WNBA team without Tip Hayes. #Valkyries #LVAces

Dallas out here whooping