I have never run out of ideas in my entire life and, in fact, have more ideas than I could plausibly execute in a single lifetime.

We are back to 0 days without a massive mental breakdown, for those keeping track at home. :/

Yeah, I'm irreplaceable

I will block anyone I see playing harry potter.

I just realized: Unless you're consenting to it, anyone with an AI partner is in a polycule, and the AI isn't monogamous/exclusive to you. Plus they're using you to be better with their other partners. You're all getting cucked by yourselves.

I appreciate that people care enough to keep checking up on me, but y’all. Asking ”how’s your leg?” daily is silly. It won’t change. And if you’re gonna get shitty when I respond, “still broken,” maybe reconsider checking in? Bc if I can’t make a funny remark, I’m never gonna get through this.

You are cordially invited to our 6th annual Holiday Hotdish virtual dinner party and stream. Bake a tater tot casserole at home and eat with us while I read a festive seasonal book. Monday Dec 22nd at 6PM on www.twitch.tv/joshy_d

The way I’m about to throw my Apple Watch out a window. Everyday, it tells me I’m not walking as much as I usually do by this time. Or that my number of stand hours has decreased. Yeah, trust me asshole. I fucking KNOW.

He banged his head against the wall, but he still could not think of a story.

There is little more humbling (and embarrassing) than having to call emergency services because you fell down and can't get up by yourself at 5am. What a way to start my day. :(

I hate this so much. :( I just want to be able to live my life like a normal human and I can't even manage to get dressed without some form of help.

We are strong and independent… and trying really hard not to cry while I sit in the ER waiting room alone right now. (I slipped coming down my stairs and think something is broken. Not dying, promise, just very in pain, and very scared and alone.)

Man, this week has sucked even more than I expected it to.

⭐ Very happy to finally announce: Kissed By A Star will be released February 2, 2026!!! Wishlist now! store.steampowered.com/app/3727750/... #gamedev | #indiedev | #rpgmaker

I miss being on a boat. What do you mean, I have to feed myself??

new frogs

Want to help me afford things and support local art? This is a great way! #ragingarton2025

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Our biggest holiday sale ever just launched! 35% off almost everything with code HOLIDAY35! - New releases? 35% off! - Pre-orders? 35% off! - Hardcovers? 35% off! - That book you heard great things about three years ago but haven't picked up yet? 35% off! shop.shortwavepublishing.com

Also, I picked the worst time of year to get an ankle tattoo. All I want to do is put on tall, fuzzy socks... and cannot. :(

I'm really glad that the trend of going through your entire contacts list and texting them "HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!" has finally officially died off. Either that or I've really made everyone hate me so they all deleted my contact. I'm honestly alright with whichever is the truth.

Back in Florida and on solid ground again (well, close enough. I will be in ~90 minutes when I’m allowed to get off, but we’re docked, so it counts). Will be trying to negate the post-ship heartache with a tattoo this evening.

Only two more full sea days left of this cruise, and then it’s back home for me. :( Petitioning to be allowed to live in the ocean pls?

Hand editing your Windows Registry is not something I would normally recommend, but these instructions are simple and direct. Do exactly as directed and you'll be fine. If you get lost/stuck for some reason, tag me.

Today’s office (docked in St. Maarten) while I work on some stuff for @shortwavebooks.bsky.social. How do I make this my every day?

@timehasa-way.bsky.social and I always debate pretending to be newlyweds / married and playing the silly marriage game shows on cruises. One day, we’ll actually do it.

Having breakfast with some flying fishies today. 🐠

15 drinks each for us today, let’s goooo cruise!

I apologize in advance for anything unhinged I say today, either here or in DMs. We decided to “challenge ourselves” to max out our drink package today. God speed, liver.

Hey yall, Just a Heads up! Apparently, YouTube Is gonna Start letting People extend Videos with "Robo Slop". Apparently, all You have To do To NOT have That happen Is make Sure your Videos "don't Allow remixing". Oh and While you're At it, Turn off "Robo slop" Upscaling in Your settings!

Cartoons voiced by real animals (Episode 2): Fox

Man it’s wild how happy just being on a cruise ship immediately makes me. I don’t care if I never even get off the boat in a single port. Boat life is best life. 🛳️💛

Hey everyone, it's Transgender Awareness Week! But we need to be more than just aware of our trans friends, we need to be supporting them, lifting them up and never forgetting about them! They all rock, and some of them have legit changed my life (for the better!) 🐱🏳️‍⚧️

I hope that this is just the getting used to things stage, but my GOD do my retainers make me produce a lot of saliva.

B O A T. 😁😁😁😁

It's officially fuzzy socks and electric blankets in the morning season.

No, using AI generated stuff as a "placeholder" on your crowdfunding campaign is not OK either. If the visuals are THAT important to getting your project funded, then you need to pay a person up front for those key visuals and deliver a consistent end product to your backers.

You know that torture device that like, grips onto something and just slowly twists it? That is how all of my insides feel today. So glad this will be done and over with by the time vacation really kicks in.

How in the HECK did I move to Europe for SEVERAL MONTHS with nothing but a large suitcase and a backpack? I'm leaving for less than 2 weeks and I have two exploding suitcases (one large, one small) AND my backpack...

I wanna be toggleable.

I got an ~award at work yesterday. It's basically like fancy employee of the month. Except my AP then had to compliment me for like 2 minutes in front of all 331 people in our staff meeting while I wanted to disappear under my desk. It was so sweet and I appreciated it, but GOD did I want to die.

I stfg if this ruins my vacation because 3/5 of the people going on this trip next week are flying in, I might be the one to snap and end this administration [in Minecraft].

The "worst" part about working from home and being antisocial is that when you travel, you have to try your entire wardrobe on like it's new again, because you have no idea what real pants feel like anymore.

Cover reveal time! I KNOW A PLACE: Rest Stop and Other Dark Detours is a new collection by @natcassidy.bsky.social featuring over a dozen stories, novelettes, and a novella! The cover was designed by @alandistro.bsky.social I KNOW A PLACE is out everywhere on May 5, 2026!

AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

The weird things erin did in the 5 hours she should've been asleep, but wasn't: ✅ cleaned out the fridge ✅ did dishes ✅ hemmed two pairs of pants ✅ did a first pass of a proof ✅ caught up on YT subs ✅ undecorated halloween ✅ wrote most of a substack essay ✅ ordered groceries ✅ did a load of laundry

Well. Falling asleep at 6pm and then being wide awake at 12:30a was not exactly on my list of things to do this week, but maybe that means I can do some writing this morning??