i had such an unnatural allegiance to losers back in 2017 and i’m still dealing with the consequences of that lmfao

today was so bad that i considered taking up meditation

have to do my walk of shame back to here

i beg the question… why am i at this high school basketball game and the coaches keep slapping the teenage basketball player’s asses???

DAMN really is a perfect album

i need to quit my job so i can focus on finding the loml

having sex with vampires only is actually the best form of birth control because they can't come inside without being invited

i am going to need this app to figure out media embedding and quick because to leave behind twitter and my media account is breaking my spirit because i have an arsenal over there

i actually love that nobody can priv qrt me on here. you either say it to my face or shut up

it’s no use, jo. jo, we’ve gotta have it out! i have loved you ever since i have known you, jo! i couldn’t help it! and… and… i tried to show and you wouldn’t let me, which is fine but i must make you hear now and give me an answer because i cannot go on like this any longer!

who is gonna make the miserable mean lesbian starter pack on here and put me in it

my boss approved my standing desk for my office

talking to ex loml through shared playlists bc we can’t talk anymore (she’s married)

every form of social media will eventually become a hell site because social media is just a reflection of society but that’s why i’m just happy to be here while this one is in its infancy

need to feel like how chappell was feeling during red wine supernova but unfortunately we are in a crush epidemic

the way i’m not spending a ton of money on christmas this year because like… i’m just not feeling her (the holiday season)

getting a paap smear on christmas eve if anyone cares

me dragging the rest of my twitter oomfs to bluesky whether they like it or not

listening to evermore in it’s entirety for the first time all year

I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.

Glen Powell lookalike competition my bedroom 7 pm tonight

me convincing mutuals to switch to bluesky

good morning bloomfs

“we shouldn’t just turn over twitter to the right” i mean thats a great thought in theory but babe they’ve already taken it you’re holding on to what that place used to be

i’m actually annoyed at myself for how many times i’ve thought “i hope mike tyson beats jake paul today.” like who gives a fuck omg

I think the most frustrating part about all of this isn’t losing the numbers, I can always hit 48k again. It’s leaving behind a ton of memories all because of some man baby running what used to be my favorite platform into the ground

ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS

they’re jumping your ass idk if you saw

reneé rapp doesn’t get enough credit for snow angel being an album without skips

hate to be a thank god it’s friday bitch but THANK FUCKING GODDDD

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more and more oomfs are moving over here

okay the girls are rolling in it’s looking better…

already blocked somebody over here... i'm not dealing with gaylors in my safe space sorry keep that on twitter

if bluesky could replicate something like circles or close friends, they would pack twitter on up and get them out of the picture forever

And it's time to stop prioritizing visibility over connection. We are entering an age when visibility will become extremely dangerous for some people. We shouldnt be doing a lot of things out in the open—especially not on an avid fascist's platform.

My nostalgia for mid-2010s Tumblr tells me I’ll be mourning Twitter for a very long time. But I cannot deal with the fucking blue check replies on every highly liked post any goddamn longer

which oomf wanna move to illinois and become a teller we're hiring LMFAOOO

the way he really put a whole bunch of losers on his cabinet again... like don't piss me off it was never about being qualified

@witless.bsky.social MY BABY

The recipe for a good social media app isn't hard if you understand that people simply yearn to read and write sentences without angry guys yelling slurs at them

i need more than just swifties to move over here (no offense swifties)

do you know you have thirty minutes @democracy

el*n musk needs sh*t execution style and i really mean that

so exhausted from the last 24 hours that i have to eat my dinner while laying horizontal and i’m not kidding

i see billie on friday so that’s something to look forward to

is this the left’s truth social now