*watches capitalism do exactly what is designed to do* wow, can you believe this shit?

Nobody loves Masaki Kobayashi more than the Letterboxd hivemind (they’re not wrong, btw)

we need to bring back dancing plagues

fruit on the bottom? likely place for him to be!

it's like none of y'all have known a hockey player. probably the least surprising twist of fate ever if you counted on these guys to not be republican (for some reason) lol it's like being surprised that a white MLB player is a MAGA guy

Wine never has notes of grape, what's the deal with that?

I think every Democrat should bring an airhorn and blare them until they get kicked out, but that's just me I guess

Wake up CRITERION and use your Netflix connections to add “The Gray Man” to the collection. Give the people what they want!!!!! (The Gray Man)

The only thing I miss from the old website is that Tim Rogers randomly followed me on there and liked my posts sometimes

Eminem News

lol, imagining a guy packing a vinyl copy of Closer into his checked luggage

Buying a used e-reader and pirating books will make you more powerful than any AI

Computer, write my self-assessment for me. Make it say I did a really great job this year.

Cowboy saddling up at his second rodeo: “I’ve been through something like this before…”

Women only want one thing

Trans woman named Minerva

The only person on earth who should be concerned with what their agents are doing

Just walked an entire city block to get a fork for my salad. I’d lose so much exercise time if I worked from home. Thank you mega corporation.

You’ve been visited by the godcat

he's still here

my coworker (who I am relieving) has not left for the day and is sitting at his desk watching Youtube shorts

awesome

not yet...

more relevant than ever I fear....

I needed a test video for video transitions between nodes in my game, so I went with the obvious choice

people are saying things like "remember BROCKHAMPTON?" idk why they're saying that, as BROCKHAMPTON isn't real

There's no way a dog could play basketball...

"It's all a distraction from..." I think they just do a lot of bad things! It's sort of the whole strategy, actually!

Alright I guess

all this "we won't apologize for x or y" nonsense recently, has anyone in power actually apologized for anything? is the implication that they once considered apologizing, but they've had a change of heart? I really don't get it

It will never be 2025 ever again

it's not enough for you people that a woman is incredibly beautiful, she has to be smart too? unbelievable...

if I had a million dollars you'd never catch me posting

Music fans love saying "needle drop"

Lost in Translation may be a bit racist and twee, but that Kevin Shields soundtrack 😮‍💨

The pope should say "inshallah" just one time it would be really funny

fun things to do on the internet

Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you watch it on Christmas

If Gizmo turned into a Gremlin he'd still probably be a really nice and sweet little guy instead of a troublemaker. It's just the way he is.

Christmas and Thanksgiving being so close together is just a plot by Big-Supper

A Safdie cast is something like Adrien Brody, Jennifer Lopez, the Rent Is Too Damn High guy, Maurice Dubois, Charles Oakley and the guy who did the whistle on the PC Richards commercials

it's very sad when a beautiful woman is evil

looking through the Epstein files

median american voter moment

Forget it, Jake. It’s funkytown.