He is the only person on the planet whose arsehole is not jealous of all the shit his mouth spews. Some sort of rectum to mouth connection surgery performed along with the genius tests, I’m sure. Explains the bad breath.

I made an emoji. Dictator.

For a potty mouthed person I love it when one if the kids gets to been on US media. Here? They’d highlight and animate the word…🤣🤣🤣😜

They say it’s only 38c here but is actually 42 where I am.

Tries again. The lyrics are mine The music isn't. suno.com/s/8NIpgoTgsV...

Something about being told not to trust what our eyes see…lersigh

Don’t let anyone bully you into watching graphic video of a murder. You don’t need to watch it to understand it. Some people can watch this material, do not feel guilty if you’re not one of them. Damaging yourself won’t serve anyone or anything.

still taking money, no doubt, but puts it in back pocket these days…

Work in progress. The solution to peace is peace but we’re told it is more war. Entitled “Peace’s Chance”. It never had one… #peace

This is every dystopian novel rolled into one. Fuck man! We are actually living it…

Oh for fuck’s sake!!!!!

Ahhhh, humour. What a wonderful thread this is. 😂

Working on my old leather jacket from 1981. It’s been painted so many times and Ive given it a hard time in it’s life. It’s been my constant travel companion when going overseas. I might even re-stud it..

Just had a MAGA coworker tell me that US-Venezuela policy will be to use Venezuela oil to pay for US health care. I'm expecting to get called to HR for calling them an idiot and laughing in their face. When I go to HR I imagine having a good laugh with HR director.

Churches: we support calls for a Royal Commission *looks at pile of Australian RCs with clear, specific recommendations that churches failed to implement or fund, and human rights injustices they've not apologised for* Bub, eat the RCs you already have on your plate and then you can have some more

I turned off “media” five years ago and haven't missed out on being informed. What I don’t know much about about anymore tho, is sports, movie and celebrity stars or which brand to buy…

If you've never been around anyone on cocaine, just turn on your television. All those people are on cocaine. Follow me for more cocaine advice.

The president of the US and the Supreme Leader of Venezuela.

Dear Bluesky, Why, still, no edit button? Acto-cucumber “corrects” words as you post them, so often what one posted isn’t what was intended. What point is there making the site like a pre-electric typewriter?

🎼“If I ruled the world…” dictator edition.

What is five eyes. What is AUKUS? And why does this matter to how Australia responds to current global events? Or would you still prefer it to be about “spine”?

So, congress didn’t approve that one either despite it being an internationally sanctioned war…

Exactly. It appears to be the lazy way out though that so many use. "Dole bludger! Get a job@!!!!" (when the system is structured as a feature to need 4-5% unemployment)

Tell us how you really feel. I have been - it’s why people block me and Im not invited to be a part of their little chat groups. 🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/svitEEpI07E?...

Yep. Hold up that mirror.

So, theres this thing referenced as a “uniparty” … hope that helps.

Finally it’s being pointed out to the holier than thou that exists on this site. Block me. It’s best when trash takes itself out…but their not babies and the truth hurts…

Just like the cursed policies of the United States have done to countless other countries, nothing new. Until one day they decide to take revenge...

And many have only realised this - now. Look to history, it’s all there. The people got what they wanted. Bragging rights for the actions of bullies. “We saved you” … no, you stole riches and fucked their country…

The Mirror. Hold it up and they get very mad and start telling me to what ever Americans tell people to do when their fairy story has been debunked. Truth hurts, doesn't it?

And nothing here was supported by ROTE - the bully country just decided it needed another war. Were they all child sex offenders??? Wag the Dog.

Oh well. Australian politics has placed us in a position worldwide where we sit, wait and scream loud until someone comes to help. Australia is tied to the train tracks waiting for Snidely Whiplash to set her free. Australia is a useful idiot.

For drugs…but pardoned an actual drug lord..seriously. Some country needs to instill democracy into the USA. And if statement invokes fear in the USA - it should. World policeman, my arse. Bully, and always has been…

These are your rights! Don’t forget though Strummer did warn about actually trying to exercise them… “This is a public service announcement - with guitars!”

Déjà vu on steroids. All they did was take Maduro and his wife. The regime’s entire foundation is still left in place. Their military is decentralized. Dumbass Trump is already talking about letting the “greatest oil companies” have it because in Trump‘s words “Machado Lacks Support,Respect to Lead”

I hope all the closet racist, misogynistic, and xenophobic 2024 stay at home Democrats are happy. For the conservatives (if there are any left), I hope this was worth "owning the libs." This is Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell (he had the votes) and John Roberts' legacy. It didn't have to be this way.

ICYMI: Today, the United States of America, under the direction of a mentally unstable president, attacked Venezuela, a sovereign nation, kidnapped its leader and his wife, and declared they are now running the country. It’s exactly as insane as it sounds.

So they invaded a country and took it over…weirdly war like…

And strategic placement in the area. USA is prepping for total world domination…the orange cunt has been hinting at it for years…

Standing with Sweden. You drape that flag, I turn my back on you.

That’s exactly what the contestants in Miss World say. How cute. (Stage whisper- Neither mean it.)

Maybe if you owned what was going on in ya country instead of blaming it on trump voters you wouldn't be here. This isn’t the first time illegal wars have been carried out and won‘t be the last…ya health system is fucked and that’s just not on the current thieves in office.

Never…this is why some of us aren’t americophiles…or whatever one calls a person with an undeserved adoration to the warmonger bully country…

How weird is that? (Being that Idiocracy IS the documentary of this time)

The USA is a third world country for all but the rich…

Oh yes. Somebody needs to return the favour and install “democracy“ into the USA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good on her for standing up and fully supporting the Palestinian’s right to exist.

Citing anything AI tells you is akin to plagiarising from a mirror…( the ultimate narcissist )