Close pine gap. Give US defence homes to the homeless. Cancel FAUKUS now.

The worst of summer is behind us for another year, but even though it's only 26° today, I'm still sweating my arse off when there's no breeze. Can't wait for our 2 weeks of winter.

Hear me out. An Echo And The Bunnymen chamber.

Yes, algae and water in diesel is not good. Rebuilding a diesel engine fuel system (replacing pump and injectors) can end up costing thousands. Enough to mechanically total a car.

Alt text. An article from Australian Jewish News about female IDF soldiers healing and rehabilitating in Australia. Must be stressful and psychologically damaging murdering children and old people in Palestine. 🔻

Had this one on cassette. No penis landscape poster though.

One half of all television is urban fantasy set in a speculative universe in which police serve a positive societal function

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet: I still miss this girl. Sadly she stayed with my ex when we split up. Miss the dog more than I miss my ex.

Is this shirt Qld government approved? Or will it get me arrested?

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Enough of this privileged bullshit. There's people living in tents in the park, there's people living in uninsulated and poorly maintained public housing. We're afraid to use the aircon because of the bill. But look out here's some rich cunt built a house that rotates. Whoopdefuckindoo.

In light of current events, now would be a good time to close Pine Gap. National security sounds like a valid reason. #auspol #nousbases

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. I'm getting too fucking old for this shit! Fuck my life! For fucks sake! Is it smoko yet?

A chance for Turkiye to do the funniest thing and not let Russian tankers through the Bosphorus.

“That’s what I love about being on the Gold Coast Mum. Here at Specific Fair you can go straight from the Rivers to the Seafolly” “Keep your voice down Kim! If anyone hears you you’ll be arrested!”

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. Fresh sourdough and butter for breakfast. 2. Waking up next to someone you love. 3. A motorbike ride through the forest on a pleasant cool day.

Going to watch Anna and the Apocalypse, because I haven't seen it yet, and I like the idea of a Christmas zombie apocalypse musical.

If the price is right, just gotta strain the dirt and the floaties out 😂😂😂

Gnu Sir Pterry. Sadly missed.

lmao in less than two weeks:

Pitch an unnecessary sequel Saturday the 14th

"Fuck this shit I'm out of here!"

Can't we just make an oil tanker with big wheels on the side so it can just drive to the other side. Maybe they can just make a really big boat trailer and tow it over.

Stop all this magical thinking gentlemen - just not necessary! Simple solutions are good solutions.

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

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Yep.

I read it, I was religious, but in the end I gave up on religion. It traps your whole being in a box. Also their is some evil fuckers who claim to be righteous, and I want nothing to do with a religion that accepts that evil and covers it up.

From the river to the sea, and anywhere else he goes, David Crisafulli is a fascist dickhead

Need hard hitting political ads like Do you feel dog fucked by your government? Thats because its ripping you a new arsehole while cosying up to the Axis of Epstien as its crumbling. The stupidity of it even outwieghs the absolute dereliction to the rule of Law Tell them to fuck off.

From Birdsville out to Moreton Bay, free Palestine is what we say!

Just reinforcing once again that our current Qld state government is a cabal of religious nutters and zionist suckholes, determined to destroy any notion of a progressive society. I hope their stupid laws die a miserable death in the courts.

Every day is a school day it seems. In my mid 50s and learning how to really buff and polish a car to a reasonable standard. Good practice for the teenager's car I have sitting there waiting to be detailed before I put it in for a roadworthy.

Kick in a few dollars if you are able to help out one of our comrades and family get into new accommodation.

Lolol done that😁

Happens in the car business too. Guy bought a ute off us a few weeks back. Was having issues (diesel fuel pump) and ended up costing a lot to make good and honour the warranty. Last I heard he pressure washed it, damaged the paint and was still complaining.

Every day I see cool artwork on here and think, I would repost that if it had alt text.

Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity

“The inner ring is the social foundation – the minimum every human being needs to live with dignity: food, water, health, education, income, housing, energy, democratic voice, social equity, and community.” #AusPol

The Vietnamese bakery I get my lunch from put some rather hot chili on my banh mi today. Feeling the burn.

I loved Twitter, despite its many imperfections. Then Elon Musk fucked up Twitter beyond all recognition. I will never, ever forgive him for that. I now love Bluesky, despite its many imperfections. With all due respect please don’t fuck up Bluesky, or I will never, ever forgive you. Thank you.

After I leave here, who knows. I might just travel around in a van with my friends and a talking dog, having adventures and helping solve mysteries and crimes.

I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible

I'm getting too old for this having to keep migrating to another social media platform every time the one I finally feel at home on ends up getting enshittified.

this is how I access bluesky

What's your sign?

Thought I had better fill my car up in case we have any supply constraints. Cheapest diesel I could get was $2.12 a litre. So even a 50 litre top up was over a hundred dollars. Fuuuuck. Going to be an expensive trip to Canberra at Easter at this rate. Thanks trump ya fuckin' dog cunt!