Here we go again

Emergency goat picture.

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#fucktheusa The dreadlock man don't like the police man. youtu.be/_ILjMmfAGXQ?...

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Got the shits with warmongering fascists in the white house tonight. youtu.be/2D-l1MauBmM?...

This song isn't aging at all at the moment. Still 100% relevant. youtu.be/8S0aD6QLTxQ?...

Doing the goddess' work.

Well we had a couple of alright days of 2026. There was some optimism. There was a flourish of hope. It seems we are ruled by arseholes however. Back to fucking doomscrolling it seems.

fuck that imperialist piece of shit fail state

A day of moving lots of soil and laying our very cheap turf. We ran out as we thought we might, but the remaining patch is only 5 or so square metres. Means I am on the lookout for a few square metres going cheap to finish it all off.

Only 3.4 fuckin' percent! Shit hey I reckon youse can all do better. Get out there and spring forth with profanity you mob of magnificent fucking bunch of cunts.

Exactly this. It's probably why I try not to post too many photos of myself online. AI could be used to benefit humanity, if only it wasn't being run as a giant Ponzi scheme designed to make the worst people in the world even richer.

Daughter: “Dad, why do people give up freedom for security?” Father: “It’s called the Hegelian Dialectic. They create a problem. The problem creates a reaction. If there is enough fear & hysteria, people will not only accept the solution that limits their rights, but they will actually beg for it.”

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As in Pauline Hanson can eat a bag of them.

They should just sell it domestically. I'll fill the freezer with heavily discounted eye fillet if they want to flog it off cheap.😁

This.

Thread. In 400 years I think there will be serious academic study of dril tweets.

In honour of this gif I found. Tonight's feature movie in my lounge room will be, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, Across the 8th Dimension.

Get ready for the most exhausting game of the year: Culture War Bingo

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you Sub mandibular abscess after a lower wisdom tooth removal. A week in hospital and 2 operations. It's apparently fatal in 10% of cases. That's why Australia needs dental included in Medicare.

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Sportsbet. Another bunch of fucking vultures who should be lined up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Partner out getting Mr17 and Mr13 years old moving dirt out in the yard. If the complaining is anything to go by, those two boys are working so hard the rest of the time they're holding the fabric of reality together and how dare we ask them to work on their day off.

Quick trip to hammerbarn this morning and turf was marked down to $2 a square meter. Nice. That's that bare patch in the back yard sorted. 😁

New Year's Revolution poster spotted in Sydney

Happy new year if I survive that long.

A cookie and a few drinks in me. Will I make it to midnight?

Want to change the world in 2026? Be nice to each other, even when you have disagreements. Except bad faith actors - clean those mofo's clocks

It's my humble wish for 2026. That Dweezil Zappa brings the whole Zappa Plays Zappa show to Australia. Asking Rita the kooky pagan goddess of parking meters to make it happen.

That was yesterday. I was on my arse for the best part of 8 hours. Holey dooley.

The monsters who would do shit like this to a child. The world would be a nicer place without them in it. Same as the evil thing running America who enjoys abusing young girls. I hope 2026 brings swift retribution upon them all and restorative justice for the world.

In 2026 I would like to reduce the extent to which I’m directly controlling major world events with my thoughts.

I spent way too much time on this damn site. That's what all this says. www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

People who invokes the 70s refuse to embrace this Golden Peak of the decade. youtu.be/8wI4jMxveyI

Took cookie. Waited an hour, not feeling much. Eat another cookie. 5 minutes later the first one kicks in. Oh dear 🙄.

Baking time this morning while it's quiet. A batch of magic ghee double chocolate cookies in the oven. I just have to remember not to lick the bowl, unless I want to be one with the couch for the rest of the day 😂😂😂.

Reading all the Brigitte Bardot obits that highlight her post-cinema life as a notorious bigot, my brain, for some reason, fast-forwards to the future obits of J.K. Rowling.

Sports - Viagra Boys. Great tune. Gets better the louder you play it. Your neighbours will love it. youtu.be/QjL7D33xpS4?...

Fabric Softener Is The Secret To My Sexiness.

Release The Bats - The Birthday Party