Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does

VINTAGE JAMIE BENN!!!!!

Time for us to all turn our attention to supporting our beautiful home country of Finland in their quest for men's hockey gold.

I’ll take it but Lordt…

This is a problem

Absolute 💩

I am annoyed.

Well…where was that 7 years ago…?

Ahhhhh memories

That was pretty

Well I choked on reading that one lol

TWO. HUNDRED. CAREER. GOALS. 👏

Jason Robertson. 32 goals in 57 goals. Insert cracks at the Team USA braintrust, etc etc.

Get in there Shane Hollander

I have arrived to the boy aquarium. #gostars

Ok….that was pretty!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

1. Take over one of the most prestigious arts centres in America 2. Put your buddies in charge of it 3. Insult everyone involved with it, both their work and what they believe in 4. Put your name on it 5. Shut it down entirely for two years and try to frame that as a triumph

The nazis redistributed the stolen property of deported Jews to the German population. It was called Aryanization. This is no different. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryaniz...

Literally screamed no upon seeing the headline. This one hurts.

It's get your own rebound night 😏

Wow, that's such a good pass by Sam Steel, Jamie Benn just unable to get enough on it on the 2-on-1. But then Benn makes up for it with a nice little backhand saucer, and Mavrik Bourque goes down to a knee and BLASTS his second one-timer past Hill from the right circle.

Mav AGAIN!! @Toyota | #TexasHockey

Duchene feelin’ it.

Damn, that’s a lot of Stars fans in Vegas

Stars got some problems. Goodness….

About last night...

BOOPIE MILLER FROM 50 FEET FOR THE SMU DUB!

Fucking god damn it

I swear to god….if they blow this…..

Never expected a 21-0 lead. Wowzers. #ponyup

Scream

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

ACC, ACC, ACC

SMU beat Miami Miami beat A&M Thus SMU >> A&M

Arlington Pride has suspended its 2026 events after the city council revoked antidiscrimination protections for LGBTQ+ people.

Just turned the game on, we really only have two shots so far??

THE JETS ARE THE JETS

Victory really needs a new intermission studio.

Welcome back, Harls 👋

🦦🦦🦦 Jake Oettinger flashes the leather to secure the win in the shootout!

Rantanen - 🚫🚫✅ Pittsburgh - 🚫🚫🚫

Jake…wowwoooow

How on earth is this going to a shootout… Wow

Wyatt Johnston became the third player in /DallasStars / North Stars history with four career hat tricks before age 23, following Dino Ciccarelli and Tyler Seguin (both w/ 5). #NHLStats: (1/2)

Jamie Benn on the top line can't possibly wo... Benn scores his third goal in four games -- and has six points in only seven games back from a collapsed lung. Rantanen being ridiculous helps.

THEY LOST TO 3-8 FLORIDA…a Florida team that was blown out by Kentucky. Just wild they’re trying to sell Texas as this unreal playoff team, that played one team with a good record in non conference.

The announcers screaming about Texas having such a difficult non conference schedule… They played San Jose State, Sam Houston and UTEP…like literally fuck off. They lost to 3-8 Florida and got destroyed by Georgia. They’re absolutely crazy.

Last home game of the year. Pony Up. 🐎🐎