in the span of one day i can forget something up to one hundred thousand times

tummy hurt so bad its got me thinking my appendix grew back

if the leftists win they will destroy our way of life (constant unnecessary suffering)

bitches get scritches

having never used tiktok or vine i am unbelievably susceptible to yt shorts but i cant stand not picking the video im watching so i have to just wait for them to show up on my home page. if they ever implement a proper home screen for shorts im cooked

its midnight and my partners are asleep and theres a scary spider right next to my bed ;_;

By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain

i am the turtle that carries the world on its back. its freaking heavy

normal brain: i miss my friends, i wanna reach out :3 stupid idiot brain: you fool. ur friends would never enjoy your company while you enchant + alch 300 more combat bracelets. your only value to them is entertainment and not the conversations and company that brought u together in the first place

prog hitting so hard im getting emotional about how awesome sand crabs are

it was a good bit while it lasted but i finally have to start training ranged

direct sleepy noises to sleepy noises communication

CYBERGIRLFRIENDS

update: fate did not grant me permission. i still rly wanna stream again so its gonna happen

motivation can come from strange places

like 70% of the gray matter in my brain is dedicated to clicking circles and i dont even do that anymore

im training agility with 10 hp and praying for my characters downfall because it would be so funny to fall to my death in the middle of varrock

there should be an opposite version of of yt shorts called youtube sleep and its all videos that are long and dont change in volume or vibe too often but are just interesting enough to keep u distracted. maybe u could also set it to autoplay only from certain channels

i feel like many ppl have their own way of wanting to leave an impact after death and mine is a bit silly. despite having no experience farming i wanna somehow plant a garden of plants that can survive on their own in my climate conditions

listen im not gonna just do it without permission but ima at least ask to tear the marvel cards in half if u play them at my table

this is the kind of late summer heat that gets u caught in a timeloop. make sure to avoid looking at or noticing any foreboding omens

red player mantra: live life one step at a time

i would sell my soul for trader joes to start selling vegan oatmeal raisin cookies

the planeswalker combo meal comes in the following sizes: +1, -3, and Ultimate

i spent 14 hours today on discord calls it was awesomee... also if fate grants me permission i may be announcing a brand new synth stream within like a week>>>>

in brake tap civilization, a normal drift doesnt make the cut

it has taken me a long time to form an opinion about the final fantasy mtg set but i have realized. why tf is sephiroth an aristocrats commander???

recent wirtual vids have been flashbanging me with osu music its bizarre but not unwelcome

i know my head isnt empty cuz i get lost in there a lot

curse my stupid 5'10" life i should be no larger than a wifi router

*holding back tears* would u smoke me if i was a joint

calibration is intrinsically fun and fulfilling for a robot

after watching the first 3, the scream movies kinda feel like shonen in that they generally use the results of combat in the finale to discern between right and wrong. the killer always loses to sidney because her mother didnt deserve to die and neither does she

hey all!! me and my friend @synthcel.bsky.social are live right now on the devilcat3d twitch channel playing more pokemon unbound!! we will be challenging the final gym in the game and maybe taking on the elite four so we'd love if you could come hang out with us and watch the stream!

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Heads up for my American mutuals! The American Civil Liberties Union is running a petition against Mastercard (one of the entities behind the censorship of NSFW games on itch). Let's do our part and sign! You can find it at: aclu.org/mastercard

sshhh dont tell anyone im eating snacks even tho im supposed to be in snack jail....

we got dingus egg in the command zone

been loving the orca customizations we've been seeing lately :>

i only say "morning" instead of "good morning" cuz if it was a good morning id be playing freestyler hddt

many red players would crumble in this situation i fear

*presses this button inside your mind*

DIY > AI

i sat outside and watched the honey bees cuz i dont want to be so scared of them

would u be mad at me if i said that winter moon is quickly becoming my fav mtga card....

cool shirt bro

im live!!