play puppy games win puppy prizes

new lord of the rings drinking game every time gandalf says "you shall not pass" you have to take a shot

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

josuke is the kind of guy to be up to bat at the big game and the pitcher throws a christian baby

my wife bought a die with a little die inside of it and I rolled 6 7 on it

customer service is cooking my brain

badeline: you are NOT a mountain climber me, with hundreds of hours spent climbing the mountain:💃💅↘️🅱️🅰️↘️🅱️

*kira voice* i'll make a bluesky post... and delete it!!

( hdg ) sorry i cant stop myself

just finished my first long term goal in runescape (sins of the father) and i feel rly happy cuz i basically did the final fight on hard mode but also lowkey i kinda wish i had recorded my journey to make a video about it but maybe some things are best kept just for me

additional followup post!

hiiii everyyoshi!! i just published my latest and fifth episode of my minecraft survival series! i'd love if you watched it, and if you'd really like to support me it would be very kind if you left a like, a comment, or subscribed to my channel :) I hope you enjoy watching!! youtu.be/V1QDvLuWmmE

sometimes i kinda miss the days i woke up obscenely early.... i hated the mid day naps but i lovee early morning vibes when the world is calm and peaceful.... but i also love staying up late and being prog addled silly mode, but maybe i am missing a certain intensity in my life these days

observer gf - observing - detects ordinarily overlooked details - sees the big picture - learning to sit back and observe - "i'll take a look at that" - "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it" - scanning everything - "i see" - takes pleasure in looking - always watching - always watching - always wa

in the span of one day i can forget something up to one hundred thousand times

tummy hurt so bad its got me thinking my appendix grew back

if the leftists win they will destroy our way of life (constant unnecessary suffering)

bitches get scritches

having never used tiktok or vine i am unbelievably susceptible to yt shorts but i cant stand not picking the video im watching so i have to just wait for them to show up on my home page. if they ever implement a proper home screen for shorts im cooked

its midnight and my partners are asleep and theres a scary spider right next to my bed ;_;

By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain

i am the turtle that carries the world on its back. its freaking heavy

normal brain: i miss my friends, i wanna reach out :3 stupid idiot brain: you fool. ur friends would never enjoy your company while you enchant + alch 300 more combat bracelets. your only value to them is entertainment and not the conversations and company that brought u together in the first place

prog hitting so hard im getting emotional about how awesome sand crabs are

it was a good bit while it lasted but i finally have to start training ranged

direct sleepy noises to sleepy noises communication

CYBERGIRLFRIENDS

update: fate did not grant me permission. i still rly wanna stream again so its gonna happen

motivation can come from strange places

like 70% of the gray matter in my brain is dedicated to clicking circles and i dont even do that anymore

im training agility with 10 hp and praying for my characters downfall because it would be so funny to fall to my death in the middle of varrock

there should be an opposite version of of yt shorts called youtube sleep and its all videos that are long and dont change in volume or vibe too often but are just interesting enough to keep u distracted. maybe u could also set it to autoplay only from certain channels

i feel like many ppl have their own way of wanting to leave an impact after death and mine is a bit silly. despite having no experience farming i wanna somehow plant a garden of plants that can survive on their own in my climate conditions

listen im not gonna just do it without permission but ima at least ask to tear the marvel cards in half if u play them at my table

this is the kind of late summer heat that gets u caught in a timeloop. make sure to avoid looking at or noticing any foreboding omens

red player mantra: live life one step at a time

i would sell my soul for trader joes to start selling vegan oatmeal raisin cookies

the planeswalker combo meal comes in the following sizes: +1, -3, and Ultimate

i spent 14 hours today on discord calls it was awesomee... also if fate grants me permission i may be announcing a brand new synth stream within like a week>>>>

in brake tap civilization, a normal drift doesnt make the cut

it has taken me a long time to form an opinion about the final fantasy mtg set but i have realized. why tf is sephiroth an aristocrats commander???

recent wirtual vids have been flashbanging me with osu music its bizarre but not unwelcome

i know my head isnt empty cuz i get lost in there a lot

curse my stupid 5'10" life i should be no larger than a wifi router

*holding back tears* would u smoke me if i was a joint

calibration is intrinsically fun and fulfilling for a robot