Getting a phone call for a food recall while watching The Addams Family seems a bit too much.

Looking at my followers/following, there’s only one person who would remember my asshole days. But I was like Violent J when I was younger, fortunately I had people patient enough in my life to allow me to grow.

The Onion hits hard.

Did you see this one @legalminimum.bsky.social Before I tagged you, that is.

Sharing for visibility!

Looking over our calendar a month out. We have back-to-back-to-back belt testing weekends. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

“French Vanilla [yogurt] smells like the French farting.” The unprompted words of a five year old.

“Why do we fail?” “So we have another chance to succeed.” That’s something we believe in at our do-jang. Because of that belief my drive to earn my form stripe never wavered, even after three weeks of next chances…

Needs to be higher, TBQH.

You can take the Pope out of Chicago, but you can’t take the Chicago out of the Pope!

So many self-inflicted wounds.

I planned…poorly.

…Weird Al is doing commercials now?

These uniform choices for DET/KC work well. For a change.

Hey @jayinnh.bsky.social you watching the Habs tonight?

IYKYK

This one made me smile.

Paging @obicynkenobi.bsky.social Your piggy bao are ready.

*sigh* Yeah…

Showing the kids their first anime. Going off the wall for this one, due to ages. Full Metal Panic! FUMOFFU?!?

It’s my wife’s favorite part of the night: SEXY DISHES TIME!

(solemnly) You've had mail.

*chuckles* I’m keeping this one for later.

Lots of people kissing their cousins in Green Bay.

TIL my daughter is the only person in my household who can do a proper Spock eyebrow. 🖖

Definitely worth sharing. As far and as wide as you can.

Did I really goose my *other* knee?

Two touchdowns thrown to *uncovered* Bears players.

I get CIN/MIN and GB/CLE for my first games. Kaiju No. 8 it is.

Don’t worry folks, it’s only half.

Me: “You’re having chili and milk tonight? I’m sleeping somewhere else tonight!” Wife: “Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.” “Oh. That hurts.” “That’s not what I meant!” Love on a Sunday morning.

Do I drive like an old man? Well, I got more than 85k miles on my front brake pads. So you tell me.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Huh. Jim Edgar died. He was a rarity, a true moderate Republican. So moderate that his re-election victory for governor of Illinois included winning Cook County.

Probably one of my biggest blind spots. It’s why I positioned myself to be the #2 on my team. “Don’t ask me what to buy, ask me how we’ll integrate it.”

Some thoughts I had this morning, and wanted to share.

Need to be sure @quotationmarks.bsky.social sees this!

I don’t think I want to see much of my family anymore.

Set phasers to “Empty wallet”!

Seahawks had a bad day @legalminimum.bsky.social ?

FYI: if you want to know only the final scores and nothing else, you can follow @nflscorigamiscores.bsky.social. It will repost the final score of each game.

“It’s interesting how smelling you can make me feel calmer.” Ladies and gentlemen, my wife.

Depending on how much you trust Reddit:

Timeline cleanse of the highest (and sweetest) quality.

I’m dead. I’m fucking dead. The Governor is out for blood. Go get ‘em JB!

Four minute warning. I predict…a wet fart.

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

I am back on all my meds. Tomorrow will either rock or suck.