My wife wants to know this too!

Went to an Autopsy Club meeting yesterday evening It was ‘Open Mike Night’

News from the weight loss front: I am wearing an XL t-shirt right now, one that fits.

Just watched the trailer for the Street Fighter movie. I’ll say this: it does look entertaining.

“I heard you having sex with my wife last night, from the freezer. You sounded like a monkey killing a dolphin. You’re not good at sex, are you?” Whelp there’s an image I don’t think I will ever get out of my mind.

“Hopefully the storms will hold off until the morning. Then maybe he’ll sleep in his own bed tonight. They will be here for the trip to school, just so you’re aware.” *toast notification: Tornado Watch until midnight* “Really? REALLY?!?”

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

@realfollowers.bsky.social por favor.

I think this is what you were angling for @chrisgeidner.bsky.social

Turns out it was dust on the lens.

“Mommy, Paw Paw is super ay ya.” “What does that make you?” “Super annoying.” The face my wife and I made to each other.

This level of nuance can’t be distilled to a catchphrase, so it’ll be lost on too many people on social media.

Sure, a five year old can fart in the tub and everyone laughs. I do it and I get kicked out of Lowes.

Enjoying my evening. Watching a software engineer tap dancing in a field of rakes. Dr. Terwilliger would be proud.

I’m happy for my space nerd friends. Today is the culmination of their continued patience with the American space program. I hope their anticipation only grows for the next launch.

Boosting for visibility.

I hope this works for Chris. I like reading his legal posts, even when they go over my head. I would hate to see him burn out and fade away.

This is why I love the block system here. It lets you treat blocked people the way they need to be treated.

Meijer was trying to clear out some Angus beef. Dropped the prime rib from $20/lb to $7/lb. Anybody want to guess what I’m making for dinner tomorrow?

Which of my BlueSky peeps picked up a floor model gaming/dining room table at a deep discount at a gaming convention? I’m failing my perception checks today.

I’m going to Hell. Co-worker: “Good night! Have a great long weekend!” Me: “Good night! Have a better Good Friday than Christ did!”

*ahem* OW! OW! Motherfucker! OW! (Sparring sucked tonight.)

Some good wisdom here.

I will defer to my experts. You know who you are.

I feel it’s important to make sure we’re handling Wang properly.

Mom: “Do you want to finish your corn?” Son: “No, no thanks.” Me: “You have to finish your corn. How else will you be able to play ‘When Did I Eat Corn?’ if you don’t finish your corn?”

As Transgender day of Visibility dawns here in Australia, I'm getting in early to remind you all that from the core to the periphery, trans rights are human rights, and we'll keep fighting for our trans siblings in Battletech, and in the world at large. youtu.be/xGJUrgYjs8Y

That's quite the sign:

Shrinkflation hit Catalyst’s @leviathansgame.bsky.social game! Just kidding. The game was completely repackaged from its original release, a much needed change for the core boxed set. The original box was too big for most shelves, something FLGS complained about.

Here is the home run by Chase Meidroth:

I…ah…umm…I… Yeah, I got nothing.

My daughter had a sub yesterday, and the sub was taking requests for YouTube videos. Vicki asked for a Swedish Chef video. Halfway through the video the sub stopped it. “This is too silly. I don’t even think he’s speaking English” Um, hello? It’s the Swedish Chef! It’s The Muppets!

One of the greatest line deliveries in any movie

And this is why I refuse to give her even a penny.

RIP Robert Mueller, he was preceded in death by the Rule of Law.

Here’s Vicki’s cake for tomorrow. My wife’s baking skills are on par with my cooking skills. She’s definitely the chemist to my alchemist.

Let me introduce you all to my new desk plant.

I would hate to be around the balloon when it pops.

Cooked dinner tonight. More pineapple dishes to go along with watching Psych. Sweet and sour shrimp!

I don’t think this applies to any of my trans friends here, but sharing always helps.

Ok, we officially screwed tomorrow up. Going to a 10AM dentist appointment on the North Side, followed by lunch in Chinatown. At the same time as the Chicago St. Patrick’s Day Parade and River Dying.

Started watching Psych with the kids tonight. Was able to distract them in time for the on camera shooting of one of the characters. Blood pack and squib on camera. Forgot about the pilot being one of the more violent episodes of the series. Still, they’re looking forward to the next episode!

Wondering how much Crosby’s value just dropped?

Brought somebody I picked up in the bar back to my hotel room tonight. I am a dirty, dirty boy.

Hey @mitchgit.bsky.social They’re calling out to you!

Today was More Appointment Day. Pulmonary function test, my number was 800L/min. So almost 4x what I tested at last month. The good news? I don’t have asthma. The bad news? I don’t not have asthma (test only reports positives, it does not report negatives).

Guess. What. Happened. Again?!?!?

I chortled.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.