Hey! Purdy had six total touchdowns tonight!

Well that sucked. Time to do the dishes.

I think I’m #TeamBen

Hope so.

Now that’s how you start the game!

Eagles are making a statement today.

We signed up for it when we hit the Follow button. 😆😝😂

Oh that Sam Darnold.

Your WTF!?!?!?! air disaster post of the day (it happened in 2014, it’s not a current event):

A meal so nice my kids want me to make it again. So this time I picked up an 11lb ham, twice as big as the first one.

This reminds me of a summer job I had in college. I worked in a factory making chess pieces. I was on the knight shift.

First stage is complete.

Paging @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

So, so very true.

Haven’t done one of these in a long while. Merry Christmas @legalminimum.bsky.social

Do you have a KitchenAid stand mixer @dkbell0.bsky.social ?

My daughter’s Taekwondo class opened with the students lining up for flying side kicks at the Master (he was wearing a giant padded wrap). Did I ditch my shoes-socks-hoodie as fast as I could and join the class? You bet your ass I did!

Are we talking a top loader or a front loader here?

Let’s see how much this will save me down the road.

You’ve had pulled pork. But have you ever made pulled ham? Psst: get the Hawaiian roll-style sandwich buns.

it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world

Did Gil Gerard’s death get missed, or was it just my little corner of the online world?

I have hit a new low, even for myself. 269 pounds.

The newest addition to my Quick Finds.

Keep throwing him around like a rag doll.

Nice…

This offseason Williams needs to work on his read speed. At least twice today he didn’t toss an easy check down for a first down.

THE BIRDS ARE PLAYING DEFENSE FOR CLEVELAND! No, seriously. There were pidgins in the deep secondary in Chicago.

Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/

I caught the 25th anniversary showing of Alien with my then-girlfriend. When we got back from the show I asked her what she thought. “It wasn’t as scary as I remember it being.” I pulled off my jeans and showed her the bruises on my thigh from her squeezing.

I FINISHED* ALL THREE MATCHES TONIGHT! *My partner for the third match hurt his leg in his first match, he lasted ~30 seconds in our match.

“I know it’s gonna change the world, it’s screwing everyone up, I’m not in denial about that. But I’m in open rebellion against it” This is one of the most quotable short clips I’ve seen on this topic, he’s got like four solid sound-bytes in here 👏

THAT’S IT! STRESS EATING BEGINS!

Saw a video last week that made me think of @legalminimum.bsky.social. A slightly trimmed prime brisket, ground into 80/20 mix, formed into 8oz patties, then stuck in a dry ager. “Tested” after 2, 4, 6, and 8 days. Guy liked his six day patties best, I’m not sure if I could even try eating it.

Feels like down by contact to me, let’s see what the refs say.

My wife has upped her recycling game to include avocado toast: “Would you like some guac?” “Yes, please, but on the side.” I got her a second one with my nachos order. 😉

Hey @dkbell0.bsky.social I think this one might be important.

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "week" (45×) 2. "game" (40×) 3. "wife" (29×) 4. "tell" (28×) 5. "three" (27×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest

Truer words were never spoken.

Well huh. Nice to see, let’s see if it holds next week.

My daughter is playing with a Pokemon finder toy. It randomly sent her to where I was sitting. Apparently I am a Machamp. Beware my extra arms!

Hit me @profanity.accountant

Got my birthday gift. I call it…Snake Venom.

Ladies and gentlemen, the head coach of the Chicago Bears.

…shirtless Ben Johnson in the locker room? I am going to enjoy watching this game.

Watching the game with my two buddies.

Sports Emmy to the parabolic mic operator who got Burrows on that last snap.

We know who won that, Battle.

Update from tonight’s sparring class: Lasted 55s in a match. Matches are 60s. Lasted the full match. Lasted 15s, withdrew after aggravating one of my toe injuries. Considering I only lasted ~30s two weeks ago I will take the improvement!