It’s the 21st of December. Happy Gravy Day to all who celebrate

The sports minister maintains all her taxpayer-funded expenses have been within the guidelines.

It’s really not…

BREAKING- they can walk AND talk at the same time 👏

I guess it’s going to be one of those days then… ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

Ummm what?! Just the Tylenol brand or all paracetamol?

“Australia has started talks with the European Union to sign up to the world’s largest funding program for research and innovation, the minister for science, Tim Ayres, announced. Following US president Donald Trump’s sweeping crackdown on higher education and international students.” ➡️

America is the most embarrassing nation on earth. You voted for this.

The Job-Ready Graduates scheme needs to go. I’ve been pushing hard for this reform since I was elected to Parliament and I won’t be stopping anytime soon. www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politic...

It is deeply unfair in the fourth year of the Albanese Govt for students to still be wracking up eye watering debt under a system we know - and they recognise - has failed. Reforming JRG is urgent - time to take it out of the too hard basket. www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politic...

Motherfucking wind farms…

Top Australian writers urge Albanese to abolish Job-Ready Graduates, calling their humanities degrees life changing theconversation.com/top-australi...

A petition to repeal the Job-Ready Graduates Policy is now available. Please sign and share widely. Our communities need humanities graduates. openpetition.org/!zjmdn #highered #auspol #petition #history #AcademicSky

I’ve been calling on the Govt to get rid of JRG for the last three years. This reform is urgent and will deal with the root cause of ballooning HECS debts - it makes no sense to kick it down the road while talking about cutting 20% or HECS. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Legislation to remove the ‘Job Ready’ fee structure should be a priority for this parliament. Young people should not be burdened with debt because of the course they choose. Future Australia needs all of them.

Nosebleed… surely #hottest100

What ?! #hottest100

“Australian university students are still paying some of the highest fees in the OECD under a system that punishes them for choosing the ‘wrong’ degree. That system has a name – the Job-ready Graduates package – and Labor has left it virtually untouched.” http://satpa.pe/xDEW3qP

Hooray 🙌 www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07...

Yep. I really thought Brexit was going to be the biggest National mistake of the 21st century but then the Americans voted Trump back in. www.theage.com.au/business/the...

100% agree with @astoundingmatt.bsky.social no one should be profiting from the care of children or the elderly.

You can count on an Australian to spot bu*%|<>t. www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...

I’d like to report a robbery

The Russia's Future channel, launched by Navalny's widow Yulia Navalnaya and Reporters Without Borders, began broadcasting Wednesday, on what would have been the late Russian activist's 49th birthday.

As soon as I woke this morning I really did feel there had been a strange shift in the universe.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

🚨 BREAKING Liberals announce they have no intention of gaining seats at the 2028 election #auspol

📢 Blackburn High School has been invited to compete in the most prestigious school jazz competition in the world at New York’s Lincoln Centre.

We cannot expound on these “circumstances”. The fact that our Island has recently acquired two F/A-18s is most certainly a coincidence.

The d@$k is out of Dickson

Woo hoo!

Agree 100% with @aarondodd.bsky.social

Can’t they just exit now? www.theage.com.au/business/com...

An election campaign that started in part with a focus around fighting antisemitism ending with "were the neo-nazis right in their heckling at Anzac Day?"

Direct from the mouth of the neo-nazi platformed by Ch7 over the orchestrated Anzac Day Welcome to Country attack.

ICYMI.... "Minerals Council of Aust's principal media advisor joined the Peter Dutton op in Syd several wks ago. She was hired by the co's peal mining lobby last yr. Now, she's been seconded to the Liberal election effort, WITH HER WAGES RUMOURED TO BE PAID FOR BY THE MINERALS COUNCIL"! #auspol

Good job team America www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

So, was it Russian interference in the Australian election then? www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...

"When was the last time you said 'thank you,' Mr. Penguin?"

A more innocent time, before the threat of penguins forced his hand

Inspired by @mark-carney.bsky.social and Canadians everywhere. We’re all fighting back on our home ice!

It’s because Vietnam beat them, isn’t it

Haven’t we all accidentally added a Journo to our top secret ‘invasion plans’ group chat at some point?

Swan Hill September 2022 with a very mighty Murray River.

Hey EU. 100% tariff on Ozempic now 🙂

False and misleading information? Normal Trump stuff then…

Drinking a Golden Retriever’s urine whilst you’re in a handstand - this will also work👍 (It’s the ‘Golden’ that makes it work, other retriever urine will NOT work.) Hold the handstand for 90 mins.

📢 Small businesses employ 5.4 million people and generate a third of Australia’s GDP, but late payments from bigger firms are putting many under financial strain.

Flexible work hours are handy for fathers, kids and families. As you get older, flexible work hours are essential for sons and daughters caring for elderly parents too.

Australian newspaper "The Sun-Herald" opinion piece calls it out. American msm, take notes.