Wholeheartedly wish Lascelles luck for the future. He had the guts to call out underperforming senior pros at a young age and at a terrible time for the club. It was a love affair from that moment. Then lifting the clubs first trophy in 56 years as club captain. Forever a legend.

8' GOAL! Beth Lumsden with what was likely a cross that finds its way all the way in from distance puts us ahead. What a way to mark her 50th appearance. 1-0 #NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

In 40 mins, Como will play atalanta. 3 young defenders to keep an eye on... Ramon for como and for Atlanta Scalvini and Ahanor

Mac Allister make me think the Falklands was probably worth it in the end. Little cunt.

I fucking hate Liverpool and I hate Anfield. Undeserved lead. Whining bunch of twats

Quick check of #NUFC fixtures... Yep, 6 of the next 7 games are away from home. That includes a 5000 mile trip to Azerbaijan. Strap in, February is going to be a rough month

ON THIS DAY 2022: Newcastle United sign Brazilian midfielder Bruno Guimarães from Lyon for a reported £35m

Okay, so impeach when?

I wasn't far off with the guess

Cracking effort despite the ref in the first half

As it stands, we will play either Monaco or Qarabag #NUFC

Barnes 🤣 Id cry if I weren't laughing

If we win this, as it stands there'd be 6 English clubs in the top 8 and real madrid drop into the playoffs

On the edge of my seat here #nufc

Burn penalised for a high boot that was half his height. After Elanga was carded for being fouled. After Miley gave away a pen when it hit his arm after it ricocheted off a PSG arm. We're getting nowt here. #nufc

Eh? that what shoulder to shoulder ?!! #nufc

Both dan burn and the psg player had high boot, why were we penalised?

How did Elanga possibly get booked for that?!

What the fuck was that yellow card for? #NUFC

Is this referee on smack or something? Absolutely bizarre decisions here mind #NUFC

Yellow card? This ref is on some very strong gak tonight.

This ref is beyond the pale, we get a foul and then he books Elanga 🤦🏻‍♂️

I don't see it being 532. Think it's 541 with woltemade being isolated for 60 mins. Pope Miley, thiaw, botman, burn, Hall Elanga, tonali, ramsey, willock Woltemade

So, for the folks who said we haven't had time to train for a new system (433>4231), I presume will have the same energy for this game (433>541) #nufc

Ffs, it's happening

Disgusting

Absolutely need this in the uk

Putting Benjamin Netanyahu on the Board of Peace is like putting Jeffrey Epstein in charge of a daycare.

Seen about 4 #nufc fan accounts stating there's been an influx of new followers. Great to hear. Although I'm surprised at how people lasted so long on X/Twitter. Anyways, welcome to all newcomers

Really out there opinion, but hear me out... #NUFC The way Lewis Hall has been beating players on the dribble makes me wonder, what if we bought a top left back and played Lewis Hall on the right wing? Similarly to how Gareth Bale progressed - yes I know he doesnt have Bales blistering pace

Worth remembering that #nufc entered this year’s Champions League as a pot 4 team with tougher fixtures than other English clubs and are currently sat 7th. The other pot 4 sides are Galatasaray in 17th, Qarabag 18th, Monaco 21st, Athletic Club 23rd, Copenhagen 26th, Pafos 30th and Kairat 36th.

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Someone find the nurse, the lunatic has escaped again

Good for her. His flippant attitude demands a verbal bitch slap. It’s that exact attitude that has put us here in the first place.

[David Ornstein] Juventus have moved on from Crystal Palace’s Jean-Philippe Mateta as they pursue a new striker. The Italian club are not prepared to pay the €40milllion (£34.7m, $46.6m)

#NUFC has mad a signing, only, it's not for the men's side.

#nufc I'd certainly have him on loan. A different type of RW to Murphy and Elanga and possibly help break down low block sides - could even do it as a number 10 if switching up the system

#nufc are we close to signing anyone yet?

After the antics at the AFCON final, it’s easy to see why some people don’t take the tournament seriously — there was a lack of professionalism all around.

Been a weekend of shock results: Man utd beat City Liverpool drew with Burnley Spurs lost to westham Forest drew with arsenal Wolves drew with newcastle Villa lost to Everton

Barely any passes around the D. Get Wolte in the 10 with Wissa running around, stretching the defence. Wolte will then have more time and space to and be popping it off to willing runners

Lewis Hall 720y progressive distance 14 defensive actions 7 duels won 5 progressive receives 3 box entries Wolves' highest outfield progressive distance was their centre-back with 350y

Right, after that snooze fest, think we're desperate for signings to keep it fresh and avoid a calamitous winter. Firstly a CB is a must. Burn not back for weeks and were relying on botman to stay fit.

Better from elanga. Some positives

Right 60 mins gone. Tonali off for wissa Trippier for miley please

Live scenes of trippier trying run down the wing

At least get gordon and barnes to periodically switch flanks to keep them guessing

Think we're cruising enough to sub off a midfielder for wissa. Relinquish a bit of control, but mixes up our attack patterns