Any local (Twin Cities) cat lovers looking for a 4 yo Orange girl? She’d do well being the only cat as she has “power personality” that just doesnt jive with our senior kitty.

SUPERB

On the one hand, I love seeing Bayern experience a modicum of the discomfort many of us experience every week. On the other, check the ref’s polymarket accounts. Woof.

Makes up for the numerous goaltends he’s gotten away with

I hope Best Buy placed that bulk remote control order for Tom Pohlad. He’s gonna need it.

I thought eating at Panera was salty, then I read the comments on @rsooty73.bsky.social Wrexham article about them missing the promotion playoffs. Generational haters.

Wait, we were supposed to be tolerant and welcoming to the people who would rather try horse medicine to treat covid?

The “eddie” from Little Bird Delicatessen on Nicollet in S Mpls. Wild Acres smoked turkey, bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato, calabrian chili mayo on a freshly baked “dutch crunch” roll. 🏃🚫🚶 (@beerinator.com might like this one)

Every spring, the NHL suddenly adopts an entire different set of rules in the playoffs. It allows goonery to occur with impunity all in the name of “Lord Stanley’s Cup.”

Fire every single one of those fucking cowards. Now.

That just summed up Niklas Süle’s tenure at Dortmund.

I dont remember the Hoffenheim tv camera angle always been from the Moon? @50plusdoner.bsky.social

Thanks to Chaotic Good Projects, now any band with a modicum of hype ahead of new album will be met with the tired and lame, “industry plant; psyop” tags. As for Angine de Poitrine:

We unapologetically hate the Owners of the team. Have a friend who works in beer sales at TF, said ticket sales were so low for the series they’re not staffing. Only can get beer at POS stands on concourse. FTP!

If you know, you know ⚠️

@larspollmann.bsky.social you mentioned on this weeks podcast you didnt understand the fan criticism despite their current table place, just saw the following comment post match that sums it up well: “this is the best bad team ever, idk how else to describe it.”

“Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist.”

The algo recommended this last night. I still dont know what I watched, but yall have to experience it too.

People who throw back a home run ball in any other stadium than Wrigley:

They were giving away the cheese for free? Boomers got all the cool shit

When you wait to submit the group project until the final day:

@nintendousa.bsky.social So where is the Mario Galaxy clothes for girls? Youre missing a huge population of willing customers.

Hey @mnufc.com, you got those DP spots open, make an effort!

Why do both these options on mobile suck @mlb.com? Why did you take away the basic info like SP’s and have to make us click into each game to see? Just a ton of wasted space.

So the @twinsbaseball.bsky.social want to understand where "fan sentiment stands" then proceed to ask literally zero fans?

Maybe moving a guy who cant play defense at SS to the other hardest position to play defensively wasnt the smartest idea? Why would Derek Shelton do this?

My boss will hate this, so..yes!

Oneil Cruz in CF, maybe not eh?

This presentation of Yankees and Giants on @netflix.com is brought to you by: the 3-second attention span of a zoomer.

Oh my god. Is it too late to send in @petemrogers.bsky.social to fix this?

Noted offensive talisman, Ramy Bensebaini 😂

This peak Dortmunding and my blood thinners are handling this with ease

Dortmund out there Dortmunding all over the pitch today.

XXX cheese tasting at the local grocery store today

ngl, lemon pound cake sounds amazing right about now

So cool and very much overdue. deadline.com/2026/03/mist...

St Paul crew: looking for a Woman-owned restaurant to cater a lunch at a customer of mine in the Midway area next month. Any recs? @wesburdine.bsky.social @texaszeller.bsky.social @mollycoleman.bsky.social

Can we stop shoving microphones and cameras in front of these sociopaths? I dont give a fuck what these people have to say about anything.

So Cal Raleigh, kind took a big dump on being a good teammate last night.

we (american) baseball fans kinda suck theres 40k in houston rn and theres no vibe. no singing. no chants. just light chatter and cheers for cool plays.

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

Id certainly renew my Twins tv scrip if this were the case.

The disrespect to SchaLoLke here…

Bye, felicia

Look at those blades, Rotta’s mise en place is definitely gunning for a star.

Ooh, now thats a spicy final prediction!

Typically, in rivalries at least, the teams tend to trade off wins. This is lucy and the football every single time.

Just normal Dortmund things.