Gotta get that second goal or…

The worst invention of the corporate world might be the good old Lunch and Learn. I don't want to learn on my lunch. I want to relax and have my lunch on my lunch.

Fellow unbearables, consider a gift for the ones you love (not the haters tho) #arsenal www.instagram.com/reel/DYtypX2...

Found the footage of Gyokeres singing "fuck off Tottenham" into Odegaard's camera.

Obviously a shame that Sp*rs didn't go down, but I suppose we just have to thank them for taking 5 points off Man City this season which went a long way to us winning the league. Cheers, you twats.

The state of some people 🤷🏾‍♂️

@famousartthief.bsky.social wind it in you melt

Looking forward to all the articles saying city bottled it #Arsenal

Olé Olé Olé 😂

getting my hands ready for a full day of scrolling #arsenal content

Violated the dress code and wore this to work today. Setting a bad example? On the contrary. I think I’m setting a great example. #arsenal #champions

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No other London club could ever dream of scenes like last night! The magnitude of the Arsenal faithful is unmatched. Tens of thousands at 12am, are you mad?! WE'RE FUCKING MASSIVE! 🔴⚪ (🎥 gallileodamascus - Insta)

Premier League Champions on a poster.

Oh grow up, paul

They can contact deez nutz www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

The number of whinging “neutrals” saying “yes it was a foul on Raya BUT Arsenal do that all the time” honestly makes me happy. ✅ three points ✅Piss boiled UTA

LEOOOOOOO!!!! YOU BELGIAN BEAUTY

@mattbh.com hi Matt, I have been unable to access your arsenal feeds for a while now. did you happen to move them or something? Both #arsenal and Arsenal+ give me an error.

Good morning. Here is your #arsenal fact of the day: Arsenal Xg over both legs vs Atleti: 3.07 PSG Xg over both legs vs Bayern: 2.96

I’m not saying the arsenal won on Saturday because my daughter and I were at the game, but I’m not NOT saying that either. #arsenal #AFC

No one should have to choose between medicine and guacamole. Vote for me and guacamole will be free for everyone.

Um…

That is absolutely ridiculous. I can see giving that yellow if there is a goalkeeper in the goal still. But Joker could score with his next touch from there. That has to be a red. #Arsenal.

Today years old etc. etc.

Ok I did it now what

Make America Gay and Awesome

I guess he’s kinda right though. Like, whatever horrible things you have done in your life, the Pope will let you go to heaven if you confess and ask for forgiveness. Can’t call that tough on crime, can you?

I’m sorry but saying the pope is “weak on crime” is the most unhinged thing he’s ever said. It has to be.

Oh no

Happy Confederate Surrender Day!

@arsenalvisionpodcast.com I have to admit the plumber joke was good

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

Brutal.

KING KAI

Jet Moto

Wow, moon really was haunted after all

"Moon's haunted"

Wow, ok. So like, sharks can’t have a lil fun once in a while?

tfw you want to speak truth to power but you also want to keep getting invited to the best cocktail parties

Whatever happened to inclusion

It sucks when there’s a task you’ve been putting off a long time and then you finally do it and it takes like ten minutes. I will never learn anything from this.

IT'S TIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!! Drastic times call for drastic measures. If you can stay home, AWESOME. If you can't, please consider NOT BUYING anything that day. The POINT is the pressure of OUR POWER. #MAYDay #May1st #GeneralStrike #NOBusinessAsUSUAL www.commondreams.org/news/no-king...

Make America Great Again? Start with tax rates.

Join me, won't you...in the streets. Mayday 2026. www.commondreams.org/news/no-king...

Kim Jong Ughh

Respectfully

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