Some days, the hate watches you #arsenal

Once a lady almost hit me with her car, turning right while I was already in the crosswalk, so I slapped down on her trunk as she drove by and yelled at her, and then she turned her head to start yelling back at me, and while she was doing that, she rear ended the car in front of her.

If Liverpool lose today I might never stop laughing

The fundamental reason that this won’t go away on its own.

Minneapolis for the win.

Story of my life

Chuck E. Cheese is in the Epstein files ☠️

Post a banger that isnt in English open.spotify.com/track/5OMUXg...

I admire people who complete crossword puzzles in pen but I do not aspire to be one!

7/ Read the rest of the letters:

6/ “When I arrived every night I cried and now I don’t sleep well, I felt that being here was my fault and I only wanted to be on vacation like a normal family.” 9-year-old Maria Antonia Guerra Montoya, detained on her way to Disney World, spent 113+ days at Dilley.

4/ “Mi Familia,” by 5-year-old Luisanney Toloza from Venezuela, who had recently crossed the U.S.-Mexico border

3/ “I have never been separated from my siblings and its honestly sad because they are little and they need their mom and sister.” From 14-year-old Ariana V.V, whose U.S.-citizen siblings are 2 and 5 years old. Detained for 45+ days

2/ “I miss my school and my friends I feel bad since when I came here to this Place, because I have been here too long.” From 9-year-old Susej F, detained for 50+ days

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

MAGA when they see non-white people experiencing joy

Imagine putting that traumatized little boy out there 75,000 rich white people screaming at him

Peggy Noonan:

It would be cool if instead of dumping Gatorade on the coach they tied him up and waterboarded him

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It’s mainly for finding lost dogs though

Who would have predicted Drake taking an even worse beating than he did last year

Scarlett Johansson and Jon hamm slinging Ritz Crackers? It’s over, right?

Me hearing Bad Bunny’s actual music for the first time

#Abolish Coinbase

The whole family falls into an awkward grim silence as Peepaw spends 10 minutes yelling at his tv in so he can be one of 8000 people to watch a livestream of Buck Bibley singing “ICE is Mighty Nice”

What… race?

Exactly! Is she saying that writing is just a race to see who can release the most books?

Annoying result for us Arsenal fans but on the bright side #LFC are face down in the mud after shitting the bed at home 😂

This has nothing to do with it’s impact on today’s game, but I have always disliked that they give a pen against the keeper when the attacking player’s final touch clearly takes the ball out of play. Contact or no, he was never getting to that.

That first half was as turgid as they come. Seems Liverpool’s strategy against top sides is to reduce the game to 45 minutes

My brain watching Liverpool-City, repeatedly forgetting who to hate

Trump’s really stepped in it this time! Gonna be lit when Schumer calls it unacceptable

Me and who

One of the best things about sports is the weird idiosyncratic histories of teams, each one has a a story, many of which doesn’t start with their current city. For example LA ‘Lakers’ are called that because they’re originally from Minnesota, and Boston, a normal city, has an NFL team that is evil.

Happening now in Silicon Valley: marchers have surrounded the Palantir building and are holding a prayer vigil for victims of ICE, while video of ICE and Palantir crimes is projected on the building. #abolishice #iceout #palantir #paloalto

This feels like when my mom calls me to see if I got her text

I Left My Wallet in El Segundo (A Tribe Called Quest)

Oh so it’s illegal to be awesome now?

Doors closed, windows open

Re-upping this thread from a year ago because it's very relevant to understanding the resistance in Minnesota and its effects

Still feels a lil racist to have to work during BHM.

Better than it had any right to be

We are so back

brb going to costco

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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

Got this from my brilliant niece:

there is nothing wonderful