“Oh MAN am I glad I got THAT outta my system before getting on the bus! Woof!” “…..Though maybe I should’ve aired out a bit before stepping on.”

In other news, that Odogaron/Mizutsune/Guardian hybrid chimera dude is finally in the works! They’ll be sleek, saucy, and have some interesting dancer vibes going on… No matter how you take the connotations that come with that, it’s probably accurate.

FNV Project: Cass A fun lil project that’s been in the works, all done by @breader.bsky.social, that involves my Nightstalker cowboy, Cass, his perks and… their kinky interpretations. Yeehaw pardner…

Random thought: Your Nightstalker bf scooches closer to you, leans over and cracks a mean one off in your direction. Some banter ensues, but in the middle of it he realizes he swapped his hat for a beanie today. He was gonna teasingly waft his stench your way, but now…

If you know anything about M*nsterHunter, imagine: An Odogaron-Mizutsune-Magnamalo chimera. Idk how I’d even begin to describe that when asking for a ref com, but fuck if that doesn’t go hard… Especially for our particular field of interests.

Everyone can see what kind of fun the two cats were up to, hell, you can even smell it if you get close enough, sorry for the crop dusting... @/////@ Commission for the lovely @skivbug.bsky.social that's been long in the oven <3

Fanboxアプデとしました！ オナラが出やすいクマは、アルコール依存症の問題も抱えており、しかも屁が出やすい体質でもある！ 宜しくお願い致します！Alternate and Extra ver. as usual on the Fanbox link below Fanbox : y2shuu.fanbox.cc

so, do i get to talk about reindeer farts or do i have to wait until december either way, i am implanting the image of santa's reindeer throwing dudebro parties and chugging copious amounts of nog before having a farting contest (and potential battleshits in the workshop staff bathroom afterward)

Sorry to get serious today, but as someone who's lost family recently and is having a hard time this day of the dead. Love the people you love today and don't let them go. Shower them with love, treat others the way you want to get treated

You ever crack a ripe one off after a long day of work, forget, immediately take off your pants to shower, and get a FACE full of your own brand? Just me?

( cw: scat ) Yes I’m still horrendously down bad for Blaidd. Yes I’ve been binging Nightre*gn. Yes I’ve added two new dudes to drool over. Yes this commission was absolutely essential to my physical wellbeing. Yes you may judge me now. ( 🎨 @/Baphoscat_666 on X )

( cw: scat ) Stuck in a cramped space w/ a very bloated Yeets is usually a dream come true for Raz… Except the typically jovial and boisterous Khajiit himself is worried about the impending load… Raz knows what he can do on a bad day, and it looks like this is one of them… (🎨 @breader.bsky.social)

Fun fact, Naveen & Hartley can speak Spanish. Another fun fact, they often use it during lectures when it drags on and they get… restless. ( 🎨 @/CoffeeBean_Cat on X ) Their work is phenomenal, and they’re so sweet, and they’ve even helped me learn a few… interesting phrases >:3c

Post-sick gas is the WORST. Smells like I just, uh, y’know…

この特別なお祭りに…バ・レ・ル・が何かを発する！ #ケモ屁の日

Sleep tight...

Potentially cringe take, but the tiger dancers can GET IT. What I wouldn’t give to attend a post-performance buffet after show…

Comm for @khajiit202.bsky.social based on his story 7 minutes in Heaven docs.google.com/document/d/10R…

サイズ・チャートとかｗｗ

had been sitting on this rauru for like what is probably a year or two, slapped on a fart alt. will reupload if i ever touch it again.

Short ass story about Heike and his apprentices! This is a dumb, silly romp and I hope y'all enjoy! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Magic sand bnuyy. #furryfart #malefart #fartfetish

- S’varin wandering into a PvP zone, wondering why he can’t fast travel out - S’varin hearing the first of many gurgles from his gut - S’varin regretting having two heaping portions of stew before setting out - S’varin baffled at why it’s taking so long to capture this flag

erm, i guess since fa has proper story support now, i can plug my fa that has two stories i uploaded like 2 years ago... this update certainly has inspired me to consider writing stories again tho www.furaffinity.net/user/ratofma...

So, this all started with going through a bit of a pensive stage. Then my mind wandered to my monk khajiit, then I remembered there’s a skill called “Hurricane” in ESO. One thing led to another and… cw: farts, desperation, scat, bit of exhibitionism docs.google.com/document/d/1...

5 stages of a MEAN post-dinner rip: 1) “Oh man that sounded gnarly haha” 2) “Hooooly shit that feels sm better ahhh~” 3) “…oh WHAT THE F-“ 4) (Windows opening) 5) (Leaving the room to air out)

Cw: soiling, scat, frisky cats 10’ khajiit GILF stuck in a closet for faaaaar too long. Pent-up in more ways than one… as Raz will soon find out. Idk I was inspired tonight lol docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Raz & S’varin are back, and what better way to (re)introduce them in their natural environment? Getting intimate and frisky~ Ugh, and gassy… Damned cats are gonna be at it all night… in more ways than one. Amazing work by @/CoffeeBean_Cat on Twitter. They really outdid themselves. 😤✨

Razum'Dar. #TheElderScrollsOnline #Razum'Dar

Tfw you KNOW the one you got in the chamber is a DAMN good one, but you’re at work so you can’t let it rip cuz it’ll echo off the walls and your reputation won’t ever be the same. 😔

CW/// HELLA CAT FARTS Kiss the cat butt and it'll kiss right back, as many times as it has to 💨❤️

So, we’re all in agreement that the “wind” in all of Guardian’s abilities don’t come from nowhere right? What’re they feeding that hunky bird in the hold, Marika’s tits dude…

Blaidd & Guardian should totally hangout, after lots and lots of rowa fruit. Yeah, definitely. No unforeseen consequences there. Just two tall, handsome, & eloquent knights gazing under the full moon… as their own moons begin to saturate the atmosphere w/ less-than-polite noises…

You think Blaidd just lets his bombastic bellowers accumulate in his cloak, not even hiking a leg, just letting ‘em fly wherever and whenever with his arms crossed against his breastplate? Or you think he makes a whole show of it, leg lifting, gruff grunts, cape fluttering, etc?

Golden Retriever twunk bf mood 😤

brb im having a midlife crisis 👴

Oml Caligo is P E A K. Nightreign is… hard to put down, haha funny goat man and frost dragon aside, it is an EXCELLENT experience 😤

I was encouraged by the dragon himself to post this.. 💨🥴

#scat Casually using gamer slang/very obscure media references to tell your buddy you gotta drop a fat one and you’ll brb. Guess what I’m doing rn hehehe

Was having a chat with a friend the other night, and: What if the moon sugar Khajiit consumed so often had the effects of sorbitol? A whole caravan, cramped in one small carriage together after a heeeefty helping of sugared food before setting off…

Morning wood

Don’t let the cat parts fool you both sides can stink just as much

Some Argonians wip

I know i have a tendency to horny post a lot to people but i do like to hope people know that i do always see deeper than just the horny stuff even if it's the majority of what we talk about

#scat Was chatting with a homie… and got inspired by a mix of DnD & MH concepts… docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Random Monster Hunter thought: What if a Teostra was born with a genetic “defect”, and he inherited the explosive powder associated with Lunastra? A beefcake that stands at an imposing 8’ tall, often with his arms crossed tightly against his “furnace” as he…

3# And lastly Tappei decided to invite you to his room, just be mindful of the smells ww

2# Pan YinHu comes along, it seems that he unexpectedly released some of that "bad" chi

1# Leo decided to prank you with something potent, i wonder what he want to achieve ww//

Warmup but the voices told me to colour it