Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

Sucks when you want a little snacky-snacky, but good you on diet rid your house of anything resembling a snack, so now you’re stuck at home with nothing but water wishing you could be eating a nutty buddy.

Get a sneak peek into the audiobook of How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend on either my TikTok or Instagram!

THREE MONTHS!! 🤩 It’s only three months until my “delightful witchy queer” “coffee shop romance” is out! If you haven’t already be sure to preorder How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend now! 🪄 Witch MC 🙍 Nonbinary MC ☕️ Coffee Shop Meet Cute 💗 Fake Dating with a Twist 🎧 K-Pop Music 🏚️ Abandoned Houses

“…a quirky, queer ride…” 😜 Thank you so much @robbiecouch.bsky.social, NYT bestselling author of Blaine for the Win and The Sky Blues, for reading How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend and for such a cute review! Preorder now at jordongreene.com/conjure

“CONTEMPORARY YA AT ITS BEST.” 🤩 Thank you so much Brian Zepka for reading my newest and saying such nice things about it! Brian is the author of The Temperature of Me and You, and the upcoming (super cute and magical book) book Within These County Line! Preorder at jordongreene.com/boyfriend

🥹 “Fun, charming, and undeniably relatable.” Thank you @owenlach.bsky.social, author of The Neskan Chronicles, for your kind words about How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Kenzie is definitely messy, but we all are aren’t we? Preorder now! Link in bio or visit jordongreene.com/conjure

It “…casts an irresistible spell.” 😍 Thank you @joshwinning.bsky.social , author of the upcoming Be Still My Unbeating Heart, for the super sweet blurb for How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Preorder link in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure

“…a cozy, magical romance…” 🥹 Thank you so much @matthewhubbard.bsky.social! Preorder Now / Releases in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook on March 10, 2026! Preorder links in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure

New logo & brand alert! Oh, and a website, all thanks to Emu at Made by Emories for designing a beautiful new logo and branding suite for me! I love it and I hope you do as well! Be sure to check out my new website design as well at jordongreene.com or the link in my bio.

Check out Mackenzie’s “Boyfriend Spell Hype Mix” in all its K-Pop and J-Pop glory! In How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend both the main characters love their K-Pop and J-Pop, much like me, and Mack even nicknames his car after an idol. Preorder Now at jordongreene.com/conjure

“You’re The One!” - Mack’s best friend is a lot of fun, so I figured I’d make her little enby realization be the first quote reveal from How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Get ready for more funny realizations and laughs come March 10! Preorder Link in Bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure

I agree with Asimov. The books they don’t want you to read are usually the ones most worth reading.

Alice in Borderland: Season 3 is amazing!!! I have two episodes left and I don’t want it to end!

I’m so tired of people in my country who 1) demean those whose native tongue isn’t English when they speak it, or 2) think if you aren’t speaking English you can’t be American. Your hate is showing, and it’s disgusting. Plus, the fact they know multiple languages is honestly incredible!

It’s Banned Books Week! Go read a book they don’t want you to read!

My new tattoo memorializing my trek to the Kamishikimi Kumanoimasu Shrine in Kumamoto Japan is done! Thanks to Craig at Relentless Ink in Kannapolis, NC!!

kinziethings.com/2025/09/16/r... a cute, queer YA! Coming in 2026 from @jordongreene.bsky.social

Cover reveal for the hardback of HOW (NOT) TO CONJURE A BOYFRIEND! Preorder links in bio! Out March 10, 2026!

It's official. This hateful and evil individual has officially brought a case to overturn same-sex marriage's nationwide legality to the Supreme Court. abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...

Fucking Nazis. This is literally the type of thing Hitler and the Nazis did at the beginning of the Third Reich. Dehumanization and creation of a fake enemy in the trans community. It’s sick and a sign of what’s to come. www.npr.org/2025/08/08/n...

PSA: It’s extremely rude to take phone calls without headphones at restaurants. I don’t need to take part in your conversation or be able to hear every word of it from three booths away.

A good, old-fashioned slasher tale w/ enough suspense, emotion, & bloodiness to satisfy any fan. It's pretty hardcore horror & things get VERY messy. Reminiscent of your favorite Halloween-themed films from the past. @jordongreene.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📚📕 📚❔ 📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

Despite what our “Dear Leader” so ignorantly said about ranked choice voting in NYC, ranked choice voting is a significant improvement over first-past-the-post systems (like most places in the US use) as it greatly increases the chance of the most preferred candidate winning.

One 1 week left!

Oooh!!! Secrets!! Mwahahaha! 🦇✨ Want to know what it’s about it? Check back on July 23! I know, I’m mean. 😂 Just imagine having to keep the secret though . 😂

America has no king!

Trump is America’s wannabe Hitler. Let’s make sure he remains only a wannabe.

Only 3 week left to secure you’re preorder FREEBIES and a signed book by preordering The No Repeat Policy from Editions Bookstore!! Don’t miss out on these hot and spicy items, including a bookmark and a “The Lord’s Work” sticker! Link in Bio or go to jordongreene.com/preorder-cam...

Please listen to the UN General Secretary.

The No Repeat Policy is “a sweet, and sexy tale” according to @calikitsu.bsky.social , the author of Vincent & Sivan! Thank you so much Cali!! Preorder links in bio, and don’t forget you get free goodies when you preorder from Editions (US & Canada Only)

📣 When you preorder The No Repeat Policy by Jordon Greene you'll get the "Do the Lord's Work" 🥵 transparent sticker for FREE only when your preorder from @EditionsShop! Designed by my friend Sidney of All Booked Media! Preorder now to get your free swag jordongreene.com/preorder-campaign

That’s NOT what the US Military is for and it’s not what they’re trained for. This is what dictators in authoritarian regimes do. (Directly from the White House on April 29)

Now to April 25 only online at Barnes & Noble, use the code PREORDER25 to get 25% your preorder of The No Repeat Policy at www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-no-rep...

Every night since Trump’s inauguration I’ve swore things can’t get worse, but then each morning either Trump himself, one of his cabinet members, or the Republicans in Congress or state legislatures prove me wrong. This is not the American Dream. It’s the American Nightmare.

It’s time! 📣 When you preorder The No Repeat Policy from everyone’s favorite local bookstore, Editions, you’ll get two free mystery items + a signed paperback! Preorder at jordongreene.com/preorder-campaign OR the link in my bio!

South Carolina, can you please fix your roads? Sincerely, a North Carolinian passing thru who doesn’t want to have to get a wheel alignment.

Y’all!! I got a tattoo of Skylar’s stegosaurus from Every Word You Never Said & Snowflake Kisses based on Yai’s drawing! 🥹🥹

I doubt they are on here but they should still be exposed for what they’re doing.

Now NC Republicans are attempting to codify truly damaging trans discrimination against children by parents and foster parents. Shame on you all! www.ncleg.gov/BillLookup/2...

BIG CHANGE & A NEW BOOK COMING SOON! ❗️ Going forward all my writing will be under my real name! Don’t worry though, it’ll be clear which stories are YA and which are, well…not.

I’ll be signing books at Archimedes’ Loft in Monroe, NC on April 5 from noon to 3pm for the first weekend of the Greater Charlotte Book Crawl! I hope to see you there!

Did you know there is a word in Japanese that literally means “buying books and not reading them”? There is! It’s tsundoku! Do you also have a problem with tsundoku? 😂 I sure do.

I look forward to the day when gas stations begin to repurpose their pumps into electric chargers, not due to decree, but due to demand.

If our fascist President could talk about things without claiming it’s “the best idea ever”or “the best in the history of our country” with literally every single fucking thing he says he might not come off as such an idiot and wannabe dictator. Wait…no, actually he still would.

Since I’m learning Japanese, I thoughts maybe I could bring you all along with me a little and teach some bookish (and sometimes not bookish) words in Japanese! Book is “hon” in Japanese! It’s said sort of like we would say hone, sort of. Let me know what bookish words you want to know!

First audio book of 2025 done! I just finished A Mark on My Soul, and I really didn't plan on my first full book read in 2025 to make me cry 😭😭😭 @jordongreene.bsky.social really knows how to kick your feels in 🥲 i think i might need to send my therapy bill over

Transgender Americans. Despite what hateful and scientifically illiterate people say, and what the government does, you are valid, you are seen, and you are loved.

This gesture is so closely associated with the Nazis that it’s literally against the law in Germany, Austria, Czechia, Slovakia, and Poland, and restricted in Italy.

So I hear we’re going back to imperialism and colonization in America now? Oh, and a certain social media owner giving an eerily N*ziesque salute. Who would have thought… Disappointed and disgusted don’t even come close.