The Death Star is under attack. Where is Vader? He’s in the ballroom, sir.

The Death Star is under attack. Where is Vader? He’s in the ballroom, sir.

And now, something new

Just in: Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple. I wish Trump would also step down. Of course, I’m comparing apples 🍎 to oranges.🍊 x.com/thefungi669/...

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This is priceless! And even closer to the truth. Replace TACO with TOFU: Trump Only Fucks Up @maddow.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com

BREAKING: Protesters in Hungary have reportedly left dozens of couches filled with condoms on the sidewalks all around the Budapest hotel JD Vance is staying at while campaigning for Viktor Orbán with a giant sign that says, "Welcome to Budapest, Couch F*cker!"

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Afghanistan man who served alongside US forces dies after less than a day in ICE custody.

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BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

Trump’s speech- highlights 1- prayer 2- WH interior drapery arrangements 3- handing out medals to vets of prior wars 4- crocodile tears about 🇺🇸 casualties vs 🇮🇷 5- short rambling footnote upon war on Iran The prayer was longer than the commentary upon Iran

🇧🇾 On Feb 26, Presidents of Russia & Belarus held a Meeting of the Supreme State Council of the Union of States Vs Trump White House Coincidence? @radiofreetom.bsky.social ? @hntdove.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

How embarrassing. The gold medal–winning USA Hockey Team visits the White House, and Trump serves them….McDonald’s. Mhahahaha!

Ready for the SOTU

1+1=

Last night I had a nightmare that disco was making a comeback. At first I was afraid. I was petrified….

MAGA! ( make America Go Away)

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

Quite right

This is fact

Francois Legault knew when it was time to resign. Justin Trudeau knew when it was time to resign. Hint hint at Pierre Pollievre

Since Donald J Trump wants things renamed in his honor (like the Trump-Kennedy Center), how about releasing the Trump-Epstein Files on Friday? @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social

We’re blaming Doběs and Montebeault but given Mtl’s game tonight where they gave up a 3-0 lead then a 4-2 one, it appears to be a collective team defence problem. I just can’t put my finger on the how or why. @bwildemtl.bsky.social @jacktodd.bsky.social ?

Do not make fun of children for believing in Santa. 🎅 There's actually grown adults who believe a 78 year old man sustained a 2 cm-wide gunshot wound to the ear that completely healed in 19 days without leaving a single mark.

If Pierre Poilievre had ever had a real job, he’d know people don’t just quit jobs — they often quit managers.

Montembeault held it together for a long stretch last night but it wasn't enough. I understand why St Louis is taking the long view and going back to him and maybe it changes in February but right now it isn't close. Dobes is the guy. Play him.

Wow, the Dodgers pulled off a comeback in the seventh game thanks to stellar relief pitching and sheer determination—a textbook example of 'never give up.' Tough luck for the Blue Jays, though. What a game! What a series!

When you think about it, most businesses directed by Donald Trump went bankrupt. Now he directs the 🇺🇸 government. Why am I not surprised the 🇺🇸 government under his leadership is so dysfunctional it can’t pay its employees—like the military. What’s next? Default? Bankruptcy?