Change one letter, ruin a candy. Spittles

List of suspects for the Louvre heist: - the muppets - George Clooney and his friends - the beagle boys and ma beagle - literally any cat - the snake from Disney’s Robin Hood

I’ve got no stake in this — just cheering for the better design. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣 #BlueJays

Can the Browns play the Dolphins every week?

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I laughed way too hard at this. 🤣🤣

If pretending it’s Christmastime sparks even the slightest hint of joy—I’ll take it. #mistletoemargarita

CANCELLED! on a loop. ♾️

Let’s goooo! 🏀

Let em know

Being a Cleveland sportsball fan is not for the faint of heart.

Bring on the CAVS. 🏀 🤷🏻‍♀️

Not yet. It’s only the 7th

After an historic comeback, this is a DISASTER. 😫😭 #Guardsball

Guardians are going to break my heart. #Guardsball

My stomach is in knots. #Guardsball

Oh, how I wish I were at Progressive Field. ⚾ #Guardsball

Amazing!

DAVID FRY! 😭😭🙏🏻❤️

Of course that’s how this regular season would end! #Guardsball

Legit tears. I love this team so much!😭❤️⚾️ #Guardsball

Thank you, Boston!🙏🏻

Gotta admit, the Steelers’ Ireland 🇮🇪 merch is fire.

Hit by a pitch. It’s a walk-off and onto the playoffs. The most Cleveland win ever! #Guardsball

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So deserved!

Love this!🤩

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Fry has been transferred to the Cleveland Clinic Main Campus for further testing and observation and is likely to be held overnight, per the Guardians.

Whoever put these on my radar: 🫡

I’m flying through nectar. My hummingbird friends are bulking up for their long journey. Alas, it’s almost time to say goodbye to these beauties. 😭💫

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When it comes to kickers, the Browns are CURSED 😩

Sometimes we worry so much about making others happy we forget to do the same for ourselves! 🤍

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There should be a mercy rule that shuts this thing down. Ohio State: 63 Grambling State: 0

True story. 🤤😏😂🤣

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Happy National Dog Day from Rudolph and me. This is his can-I-squeeze-under-her-car-to-get-my-tennis-ball look. Math is hard, folks.🤣🐕🎾

I’ll show myself out.🤣

“We have an AYN-juhl in the outfield.” #AngelMartinez #Guardsball

What’s the most random/obscure thing you quote?

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It’s dangerous for me to grocery shop this time of year. I’m a moth to the pumpkin spice flame. I mean, I’d buy pumpkin spice batteries if they were a thing. 🙄🤣 What are your favorite pumpkiny finds?

Um. Cecconi’s gotta go. #Guardsball

There's nothing better than to hear the local marching bands! Love it!