Hey lovelies! The ebook version of my New York Times bestseller The Body Is Not an Apology is going on SALE for $1.99 from April 20-April 24 on all online retail sites! My spring gift to you 🌸🌷🌿🍃

Never have I wanted a TACO Tuesday so badly as today.

happy 17776 day

@gooseworx.bsky.social Just got into TADC a few weeks ago. All caught up. Hot take: It's all amazing. No notes! Thank you for bringing this truly wonderful and interesting story into my life.

CC: @tacobellquarterly.org Like, I know you're not affiliated. But this is writerly inspiration as heck.

Spent a few minutes this evening on the balcony of my new apartment with a cup of tea and turned on my radio so I could hear it from inside on the other side of the screen door. #tdov 1/3

Got made a custom wrist brace for a work injury and couldn't resist the lure of painting a watch on the strap going across my wrist.

@cpsc.gov Thought you all would appreciate this. www.instagram.com/reel/DWZ5nDK... #CheckYourSmokeAlarmsMonthly #FireSafety

Oh, man. This is such a good point. cc: @glitchprod.com

Ship name: CCPSSPCC

[email protected] knocked it out of the fucking park, man. I'm a brand spanking new fan of this show circa less than a week ago. SPOILER ALERT FOR LATEST EPISODE OF TADC (sorta...doesn't really ruin anything plot-wise) youtu.be/uibzYSKKOuQ?... p.s. Nice pfp change, Alex. 👍🏻👍🏻☹

CW: weight discussion I need you to know that fatphobia is killing people. I need you to know that judging bodies hurts everyone of every natural weight deposit. I need you to know that being thin is not being healthy and being fat is not being unhealthy. I need you to know that you are loved.

Obsessed youraislopbores.me

Space Cases character designers setting down this trend with Catalina back in the day. cc: @jewelstaite.bsky.social

Tuesday. You're an underrated day. Finally, some relief. Body is recovering. Stomach is lagging in the recovery process.

Monday. Didn't think it was possible for this day to suck more than Sunday, but here we are.

It's Sunday. Everything is terrible.

Was watching a podcast on YouTube. (Oh the irony.) And dude said his therapist asked him if he wanted a life where everything was easy, handed to him. He was like...no, actually. That wouldn't be fun. ✋🏻-raising my hand. I'll take that. I'm good without struggle. I thrive in uneventful!

Thor's day. The god of lightning and pectoral muscles gave me a pretty tumultuous day today. Friends in a bad accident. Taking cat to vet. Road to new apartment impeded by worker's comp. Who needs safety and security when you can have anxiety? My chest is on fire. Pectoral muscles indeed.

"Queer" culture, or is it just considered culture here because everyone is accepted? Not ignoring that obviously we're borrowing from current queer culture, but I'd like to think it doesn't matter in the future. Or some enlightened shit like that.

*feeds it a twinkie* Good website. *pats its head*

Heh. Wouldn't it be funny if we crashed bsky because everyone was on here posting about Tumblr being down? Wouldn't that be funny? WOULDN'T it? HAHAHA. #Tumblr #BlueskyYourNext #ThisIsJustTheWayOfTheWorld

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I tried to look on Tumblr to figure out why Tumblr wasn't working is so real. This is the most I've ever posted on bsky in a day, btw.

I've never felt so seen on social media as posting Tumblr's status with gifs into my bsky. People are really searching that tag, hunh? But really. I need my safe creative kink space back, please. I'll gladly go back to being invisible. #SoManyUnsavedKinkFics #MostOfMyLibrary #Tumblr

For real though.

Vro. I just came in from direct sunlight and reality. That's why I was coming back to Tumblr!

429 Too Many Requests t-shirt design unlocked.

Yall crashed the crash #tumblr #tumblrdown

@tumblr.com Where ARE you??? ahem... I mean. Any status updates about the current outage?

At least feeling solidarity with everyone else posting solemn acknowledgements of the titan's fall. #Tumblr #TumblrIsDown #IUseTitanIronically #ObviouslyTumblrIsAtBestAScrappyDemigod ... #TheTagsDon'tHitTheSameHere

Tumblr is down and so am I.

Hump day so you know what that means! That's right! Group cry in the kaffeeklatsch! Moving sucks. People who enjoy this stuff have traumatized brains. Anyone with a traumatized brain wanna help me, please?

Was just jumpscared by Neil Gaiman's return post to bsky. Went on a search to see what others on this site were saying about it. A lot of people aghast that people still follow him. I just followed cause I wanted to see what he'd say when he came back. Pure hate follower. Fuck that dude. ⬇

Rat Tumblr would love this. Rat Tumblr is basically Tumblr.

Honestly? At this point, I'm considering dropping my species membership and becoming a beaver instead. Or a possum. I feel like those guys have it together. I'd say Octopus, but I'm not a big fan of the water. So maybe not a beaver either...come to think of it.

Never forget. This is systemic. The current administration is just turning the volume up high enough so white people (me) can hear it. Remember, the fight we're fighting now is only prevalent because white people are being attacked. When things change, remember to fight until all of it changes.

Trust me, I've been doing this totally accidentally in a burrito costume for 7 years. I’ve intimidated the Paris Review, gotten grilled by the New Yorker, and stumbled ass backwards into the Simon and Schuster offices and I'm telling you none of this is real. All of these assholes are making it up

This made me cry, no lie. Complicated reasons, one being its fuck you to the baked-in structures and strictures of the world that consider harm to be inevitable.

It's Tuesday, and I'm disgusted by our government and gobsmacked that citizens are being killed with absolutely no retribution. Also, is there an agreed upon pseudonym for ICE on platforms that are filtering it? Maybe CUBE? Like the Borg cube? Though that might be insulting to the Borg.

@mikemcmahan.bsky.social I don't want this to sound sappy or whatever. But it will. I finally watched the last season of Lower Decks. I didn't want to because I didn't want it to end. But I did. So, thanks for creating a love letter to Star Trek or something. You all did a really good job. Fuck.

Barrett's Esophagus has joined the GERD and Hiatal Hernia party. Ain't no party like a premalignant esophagus tissue party! Shots of Pepcid all around! Turn 40 and body starts collecting conditions like fucking trading cards.

The first half of Hump Day humped. I guess I'm in the hump of Hump Day. The humpiest part. Wrist injury leading to worker's comp. Moving out of my apartment and downsizing. Cat needs to go to the vet as he's licking himself to death. So doing great over here. Just fine. How're you?

1) Paranormal Park 2) Solar Opposites 3) Gravity Falls 4) She-Ra 5) Over the Garden Wall (is that a series? I dunno...)

Yes, however... Sometimes this is from insecurity, not envy. FOR ME, historically, those people have still felt happy for me ultimately. And I don't need to take responsibility for their grief. I may give grace too often or have not experienced negativity as much, though. Still a good point!

Me, a 42-year-old Millennial.

Forbidden romance. Power Strip: Don't you know I love you, Spacey? Space Heater: PS, you can't handle my love. I'll destroy you, myself, and everything around us. I'm protecting us both. PS: But we fit together perfectly! SH: A cruel creator's joke, I'm sure. Wall Outlet: Get in me, bitch!

That's it. From this moment forward, I'm referring to my top surgery as having had my "tits blown off". "Oh, what are those scars from, Finn?" "From when I had my tits blown off. Never could find the nipples." Genius. (Congrats @tacobellquarterly.org)