Who knew you can dig exquisite crystal butt plugs right out of the earth

Waiting in the queue for the Natural History Museum and some guy started yelling at us through the fence, saying we didn't evolve from apes and we'd go to hell if we thought otherwise.

There's a tiny horse on channel five

I regret to inform you that the cover of the 7" single was even worse than this video. #TOTP

Eughhhjjjj #totp

I though Lorraine Chase did this? #totp

See my dad would have got me to adjust the colour when this came on #totp

Is this a cult #totp

Unironically, I wish more production companies would take the varied, free-flowing and unformulaic approach to documentary making that Peartree Factual do in the new Alan Partridge series.

Well these are kind of gross. But vegan!

Not as unsettling as the upside-down peas. But I don't like it.

Heheh despite everything I love how the school curriculum is pretty woke, how did this stuff survive the Tories?

I'm reading the last of Robin Hobb's Fitz and the Fool books and it's excellent and actually emotional - we've been with these characters for thousands of pages by this point - BUT it has suddenly become apparent that a really key piece of symbolism is going to revolve around... four candles.

Tell us it’s a really bad divisive, cruel unworkable policy without revealing it. Nothing says there’s a problem like being afraid to reveal Labour and the EHRC’s divisive, cruel unworkable wet dream trans apartheid policy because it is perceived to harm the […] [Original post on mastodon.green]

My wife has put the hoover in the living room I think in the hope that someone will hoover, but three days later, nobody has hoovered, proving Chekov wrong

Was served a YouTube ad for some kind of small plug-in room heater – i.e. the heater is kind of built right onto the plug, like a wifi booster – that will apparently be in every home in the UK by next year and thought, hm, that seems unlikely, and a ten second research revealed that yes, they’re […]

You know who would absolutely love to be buried in a pyramid with loads of gold and stuff? Go on, Egypt, while you've got him there, no need to wait till he's dead

It is easier to imagine the end of the world than it is to imagine the end of Hollyoaks

An acidy Vital patch doing most of thr work here #looptober

Best chicken shop name I've seen for a while.

When there are USBs on the bus, you should be able to download an app on your phone and help the driver drive. Come on Sadiq

Changed the sheets yesterday but last night I forgot to consciously appreciate the fresh bed linen! Oh well there's always next year

just some arps #looptober

Beginning to think I will never be the shogun's decapitator

Went to check on kid and his friends who are over: they have arranged all his plush seals in a circle so they can have "a cult meeting"

Saw a little guy

If you try and push through the receipt scanning barriers on the way out of Sainsbury's they flap like pinball flippers while beeping and flashing for ages, it's very funny, don't ask me how I know this

Why call it a stock market crash when PriceWaterhouseBloopers is right there?

It doesn't seem to make a lot of economic sense that if you can be bothered to fuck about with Virgin's byzantine and I suspect purposefully shonky website and online chat (like, it was just impossible to log in yesterday), some bloke in another time zone will give you a £70 a month discount on […]

Someone just donated the most unhinged 80s pattern book i’ve ever seen to my store

Today’s thrift store find: a 1935 comic that some googling suggests is possibly donald duck’s first starring role in a standalone book

This is making me nostalgic for the Turtles four player beat em up, a machine of which was in Wiz's Arcade at the Metro Centre. #totp

Another inappropriate use of a Flying V you're not Blackie Lawless. Not to mention the headdress. #totp

Wait who's Ratatouilleing him #totp

"we have Lenny kravitz at home" #totp

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/national-lottery-ticket-jackpot-missing-millionaires-b2843259.html Ben. Ben. @TheBreadmonkey

Evri desperate for me to review how they did in basically being subcontracted by another company to move stuff from said company's warehouse to one of said company's shops, for me to pick up later. Ideally I wouldn't even know how this internal delivery happened? Let me imagine a countrywide […]

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I think I'm ready to self-diagnose as autistic, not that it makes much material difference to anything. I've got the bad-with-social-cues, the occasional pathological honesty, social anxiety, "attention to detail". Sleeves either rolled to elbows or over hands. Restricted diet as a kid. Mental […]

Apropos of nothing, years ago a 5yo friend of my kid came over at a party and said, apropos of nothing: "I've seen my mummy naked." Me: "uh ok." Kid (sotto voce, pointing at her mum on the other side of the room): "Very hairy."

Shout out to the extremely loud power trio blasting out an instrumental version of Welcome to the Jungle outside London Bridge station this evening, in the face of extreme indifference from the patrons of Comptoir Libanais.

TIL the main academic framework of the history of marketing is massively flawed and based on essentially an unreferenced memoir of some bloke, and everyone knows this but they just stick it in all their textbooks anyway and have done since 1960.

I love how you can get loads of different things going on in a single Vital patch (obviously if - unlike me - you know what you're doing you can get much more elaborate and musical things happening). #looptober

girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down

Simple repeated guitar riff doubling up with a vintage sounding synth (Kepler plugin). #looptober

There is an extremely chill looking guy in Mastermind. He's a video editor and his specialist subject is Mickey Mouse 1928-35.

Accidentally opened Edge and Windows has frozen in shock

This is the strummiest sound I have ever made with a synthesizer. Erica Synths Steampipe/Linnstrument Tempest DFAM Messenger #looptober #looptober2025

Just a couple of repeated bars of piano, it is technically a loop #looptober