kid calls Skittles “S&M’s”

seems pretty clear to me

lil guy can do a quarter mile in 2:20!

every few weeks i search “schoharie” on here just to see if there are any locals but not finding much. so if you do the same, say hi!

“Dunkin’ Donuts” was already too casual of a name. the rebrand to simply DUNKIN’ is an acceptance of an overly informal, degraded and stupid culture. it unrightfully co-opts the informal nickname given to it by the People and in so doing, lowers itself pretentiously. also the donuts aren’t even good

just found out that although i have been overpaying my car payments (intentionally) but that the extra payments don’t reduce the principle, they just pre-pay the usual balance due, in advance. am i an idiot or is this typical?

starting to think i might have long covid. my brain is destroyed haha

if you are using “sora” i hate you

there have never been soo many different groups of people that i hate all at the same time

my 5 year old son makes me take him to the track at the high school to run laps and time him. i get disapproving looks from other parents as if i’m doing some kind of cruel punishment or age-inappropriate training. please folks im in pain he’s making ME do this

i’m in a fb group to trade Yoto cards (it’s a kids mp3 player where the playlists are activated by a card) and it’s kind of depressing when you see the ways some people are using it because the idea of Reading To Their Kids is not even occurring to them as a thing to do

if they put me in charge i could fix everything due to my perfect balance of empathy and apathy, sim city 2000 experience, and good taste

trying to knit and i can’t figure out how to cast on. i feel so stupid i’ve watched a dozen tutorials and it just makes no sense to me

who da hell would ever click on this???

new pynchon novel drops next week!!! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/316427...

i love this this Cray Supercomputers track jacket ebay.us/m/ZN7OkT

son wading in the pond. says he’s afraid of leeches but can’t resist getting knee deep in the muck

i’m known as virtual balboa .

nurse at the doctors office asked me why i was wearing a mask 😵‍💫

is this a normal amount of nintendo to do? that’s YEARS

Like every mf that’s been forced into our public consciousness via him since 2016 has been wack as hell. No swag, unfunny, zero bitches, clearly hated by everyone they’ve ever met, no homies, weird smile, probably fuckin stink and go to hotel breakfasts barefoot and drink milk. You know they type

cat on the front porch thinking about how she’ll spend her day

should i learn woodworking and buy a bunch of tools and set up a workshop. or just buy a bookshelf from ikea

it’s really funny to have a rapture that only affects tiktok users. kind of a relief honestly

you should go to jail for lying. they should have prison for jerks

i feel like i’m witnessing something truly insane happening and there’s nothing at all i can do about it

when reporters ask the actors from “Severance” about their characters, it’s like when star wars fans ask mark hamill about stuff that luke skywalker did in the star wars novels. he wasn’t actually at the battle of yarvis on planet thoth and doesn’t know what you’re talking about

it’s funny that there’s absolutely nothing of quality sold at the mall anymore. maybe apple store? but all else is junk

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

omg. it’s over. we have lost

much too think about

being totally comfortable speaking this way to millions of people is one of many signals that we're in an extremely dark place

phones should be thicker. not thinner.

i miss michael brooks. his voice and thought and optimism and light are sorely missing from the conversation right now

ah fuck i think i got Depressed. shit

i will never say “take an uber”. you can just call it a cab. why are you calling it that. i don’t care to hear which specific slave app you used

enough critical examination of shitty music. not everything needs to be appreciated. some stuff just sucks

whoooo is AI even forrrrrr it sucks!!!!! pointless Shit

you would have to pay me at least $100 to watch a spinoff of The Office. per episode

please do not use goofy ass tiktok euphemisms for serious shit. no I will not read the harrowing story of a woman who unalived her grapist. for the fuck of fuck.

a store called “glimpse of the past” in a dead mall is a little on the nose

is there anything you can do to stop an amazon warehouse once they decide they want to drop one in the middle of your rural county or is it pretty much a done deal

halfway through beau is afraid and love it so much

any “trending topic” is a sure sign that something is not worth talking about

these rest stops on the ny thruway piss me off i can’t explain why they just make me mad

i haven’t had a drink in over 10 years and rarely ever think about it. i haven’t had a cigarette in 14? years and wish for one every day still

need suggestions for new songs for my kids mp3 player. he is 5 and loves the cars soundtrack which i’ve had enough of. suggestions need to be able to withstand repeat listens so the less annoying the better. no novelty songs real songs only