BRILLIANT IDEA: A phone camera that, when you take a picture of shit in the sky, it looks as cool in the photo as it does when you look at it with your eyes

This is true and bad, but I do think there's a frustration where the right can ban all manner of reproductive care while gleefully knowing nothing about it (with horrifying results) while the same doesn't go the other way. Not totally sure why, whether it's just structural rightwing bias or /

Hippos and elephants are just chomping down on watermelons whole, like animals, while the sophisticated rhino cuts the melon in half to tenderly chew at the sweetness inside

The new House of House is here and it features the return of beloved guest Katie Wright! It's got virgin births, regular births, and more mean teens than you can shake a stick at. Plus it's a Christmas episode! How can you not listen?! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

The newest House of House has arrived! Power couple @dankmccoy.bsky.social and Audrey Lazaro join us to discuss a House episode that has a lot to say about beauty and weight loss. Is the stuff it says good? You'll have to listen and find out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

At long last, we've created Mecha Hitler from the classic sci-fi novel "Please Create Mecha Hitler" (it was written by Hitler)

Whoops! Looks like I accidentally released today's House of House a week early and didn't realize till now. If you didn't already listen to this great episode with Alex Kennedy now's your chance! If you caught it early, listen again! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

At this point they're founding new companies just to make enough ads for Walton Goggins to star in

Are you ready for a House of House about an episode of House with one of the worst mental health takes of all time? Strap in cause it's here! Will House be able to torture an agoraphobe into being normal? Listen and find out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Episode 100 of House of House! Lenny is away but Mike Blejer fills in! House and Cuddy finally kiss and a guy is secretly Middle Eastern. As far as our coverage, you know what they say: 2 Jews, 3 (hundred) Riffs podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Dropping hints to my dog so he gets me the limited edition Porco Rosso sake set for Father's Day

The newest episode of House of House is here! It has lesbian stuff but was actually written by two lesbian writers proving that the House writer's room was ahead of the curve for 2007. The Fox marketing department? Maybe less so. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

The new House of House is here with returning favorite @saraghaleb.bsky.social Also returning is Wilson! Him and and House have a fun road trip. Some woman also got pins in her head as a baby but don't worry about that! She'll be fine, maybe better now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

So weird to call it a "Lazy Susan" when it does more work than 99% of plates

Apple TV is the only streaming service that delivers you content from alternate dimensions. There are two seasons of a Maya Rudolph led comedy that came it in 2023?! No, you pulled that out of another timeline you Mandela Effect ass streaming network.

The new House of House episode is here! Dan Wilbur returns to discuss an episode where Breckin Meyer is a painter who sees weird stuff and is puffy sometimes. Plus XXX Twilight Zone parodies and the worst game show idea ever! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

New House of House with Rebecca Kaplan about an episode where Felicia Day has the top of her skull cut off? Yep, and we have a bonus fan fic reading plus so much more! Listen now or regret it forever! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Look, there was a time when this kind of thing had some merit but complaining about it now is like complaining that typewriters get too jammed too often. Were you just unfrozen from 2015 yesterday?!

I saw someone in an NYC Comics Facebook group complain about how you can't say anything anymore because of people on Twitter. Twitter is full of open Nazis! It's the fifth year of Trump's presidency! Tony Hinchcliffe is getting Netflix specials! Maybe there's another reason you aren't successful!

Don't get me wrong, the Nazi stuff is the worst part, but the true reason to leave Twitter is getting a "notification" that when you check it is like "don't you want to tweet about how the NBA is cool?"

My haters say they never see me at the dog park. I tell them I never see them at the pet store.

Nice to meet you. I'm Mr. Lecter and these are my sons, Hannibal and Jedophile

Finally started watching Severance and my main takeaway: Mr. Milchik gets so much cardio in, good for him That guy is running everywhere all the time, he probably has a resting heart rate of like, 12

"I wonder how they're going to beat the Demon Army" A 2 SECOND CLIP FEATURING TOSSED OFF DIALOGUE FROM THREE SEASONS AGO PLAYED DURING THE "PREVIOUSLY ON" MONTAGE: "The legend says a frost sword beat the Demon Army, but that's a myth"

Kacie Tergesen returns for the newest House of House episode which has some very uhhh interesting things to say about feminism. Or maybe it has interesting things to say about work... or motherhood? I dunno, it's a fun podcast, listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

So many "prestige" video games feel inspired by film but Flow might be the first prestige film that feels inspired by indie video games. It was fantastic but also could have been a youtube video titled "Flow - All Cutscenes" that you watch because you couldn't nail the jump back to the boat

I felt like a kid in a candy store, by which I mean unable to purchase anything because I don't have income.

How many White Lotus points must you have racked up that you don't go to the Ritz instead after like, the third murder?

Definitely read this out of order at first

A big event episode on the House season 4 finale with @saraghaleb.bsky.social that also has our opinions on the inexplicable "Anora vs A Real Pain" screenplay Pokemon battle? Yep, it's all in the newest House of House episode podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Just had the computer equivalent of finding a $5 bill in your winter jacket, which was me searching for a file on my computer and coming across a JPG I had saved three years ago called "fat pug" Anyway, here you go

Yeah, I'm a Fat Earther. The planet has a thicc ass and NASSA is keeping it from us

The new House of House pod is here! Listen to us discuss what is widely considered one of the best episodes of the show, and also wacky stripper nonsense podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

I just heard an ad that said Grand Theft Auto 6 will let players create their own races and it took me a second to realize they meant cars on a course instead of like, "Askenaziopian" or "Latinonese"

"Mobile, Alabama" "Is that in Louisiana?" "Is that... I just told you the city and that state, you moron, but fine, I'll clarify"

Googling "horny" and shaking my head, performatively

I remember the first time I saw the original Lion King as a kid. Couldn't enjoy it at all, because I spent the whole time wondering how Mufasa became the lion king in the first place. Hope someone addresses that one day.

I love that on top of everything else, the platypus is venomous. Truly the "just put one point into each slot of the character creator" of nature

POKEMON SCIENTIST 1: "I just discovered a new Pokemon! I'm going to call it Shockarilla" POKEMON SCIENTIST 2: "Does it say Shockarilla?" PS 1: "No, it says Electabuzz but-" PS 2: "Then it's called Electabuzz. Don't rock the boat, Chris"

The new House of House is here and it's a fun one! @saraghaleb.bsky.social joins us once again to see House kidnap a soap opera star... on the day of the hospital inspection?! Strap in for hijinks! We also have Emmy hot takes and tips for SCOTUS to be cooler podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Greg Kinnear CANCELLED for referring to a fencing saber as an "epee" in a Shining Vale episode despite the shape of the guard and a clear absence of a pistol grip

Straight girls love going on Celebrity Jeopardy with their gay friends who are a couple

Billie Eilish dresses like Otto from Rocket Power

There are "AI" montages of people transforming into different animals on the America's Got Talent stage while the judges lose their minds and like... even if you believe that was real, wouldn't the producers say "sorry we already have a girl who turns into a horse" at some point?

The Ion Network has that name because much like a Charged particle, it is in Charge of showing Law and Order in gyms and hotel rooms.

Can't figure out the Sphinx's riddle? Just take an Oedipal. But start with half! You don't want to wake up in bed with your mom!

So much of the immigration "debate" is just: "You can't become Japanese or German or Turkish but anyone can become an American" (complimentary) vs "You can't become Japanese or German or Turkish but anyone can become an American" (derogatory)

Me: We need to defuse this bomb before it takes out this whole city block My partner King Solomon, whom I hired for his wisdom in difficult situations: Let's cut it in half Me: You know what this is actually a good cautionary tale about non-transferable skills

The newest House of House is hear! Lenny is out for the ep but never fear for we've got @welchjay.bsky.social helping me cover the most Jewish episode you can imagine. Sorry for some audio issues, we had some fackakte tech problems but it's still a great episode! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...