I can’t seem to reset this thing. I think I messed it up last night in my sleepy stupor. Tried finding a video on YouTube to troubleshoot it for the very same model, but that didn’t work either. My dad used to say he could lock me in the closet with a bowling ball and I’d still manage to break it. 😅

I was gonna marinate some meat for dinner but idk, I’m getting funky vibes from it. It’s well before the use/sell by date but I kinda wanna just play it safe, cut it up and find a murder of crows to offer it to instead. Will 2026 be the year I finally befriend a murder of my very own?! 🐦‍⬛

Tidying the house and finding a $20 bill under my ottoman isn’t the worst way to start my day.

Oh to be a 10 year old child running through JCPenney screaming “I AM CHARLIE KIIIIIRK!!!”

He got that Kirb appeal 💖

Why does he look like that

My wallet is spared for this particular drop, phew! 😮‍💨 Happy for you guys tho, get them goods!

we have to stop making Losing An Election Maybe the only consequence any of these antisocial freaks ever have to face

Sometimes I think about my dad’s funeral and what a fucking disaster it was. The priest was only supposed to talk for like 10 mins but instead went on to talk for like 3o mins about Italy (felt like he was a travel agent) and ended with him talking about skinning people alive. Idk, man.

💚 How ‘Bout ….No? 🩷 Someone suggested I draw Chaz and Giaco interacting and so I simply had to oblige! Sorry Chaz, you’re not really his type, you’re a little too much for him 💔 Haha, happy #ThurstyThurmanThursday, folks! I hope you like this silly piece. 😊

🥶 Frozen Fuckboy Fish 🥶 Ayyy happy #ThurstyThurmanThursday…. on a Friday! 😅 Oops! Sorry for the late post, the day totally got away from me yesterday. Anyway! Here’s Chuz, I mean Chaz, enjoying a nice hot cawfee on a cold, blustery day….in hell?? 🦈 🩵

Wow, you guys actually liked this one, huh? 🥹🫶💗 Thank you, pookies!

💖 Be Mine, Chaz-entine 💖 Happy #ThurstyThurmanThursday folks! With Valentine’s Day swiftly approaching, I felt this was necessary for this week’s TTT! Hope you like, and I hope you have a nice Valentine’s Day this weekend! 💖🦈💖

A plane flew over Silicon Valley today with a banner reading “Hire human beings” to promote Gore Verbinski’s new movie ‘GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE’. In theaters this weekend.

How exactly am I supposed to tell the Spice Girls what I want, what I really, really want if they won’t stop loudly singing at me for nearly 4 minutes straight???

💖 Be Mine, Chaz-entine 💖 Happy #ThurstyThurmanThursday folks! With Valentine’s Day swiftly approaching, I felt this was necessary for this week’s TTT! Hope you like, and I hope you have a nice Valentine’s Day this weekend! 💖🦈💖

It’s been a hot minute since I thought I cleaned up okay in a dress 😵‍💫

Y’know, my non-binary experience can be so frustrating to navigate at times. Personally, I tend to lean more masculine with my clothing choices, but eeeeevery so often I wanna get gussied up in a nice dress, but then I usually feel like I look really stupid and awkward in dresses. Bleh. Idk man 😩

Spencer’s Gifts is fun. I love that I can get Sesame Street pj pants, a Stitch plush backpack, a Chucky doll and buttplug all in a single trip.

Me yesterday: My social battery is empty and I need alone time for a bit. Me today: Hey friends wanna hang out

This frame goes so hard

My shitty phone charger cord be like

Anyway, bedtime, g’night ya goobers ✌️

Listen, I’m not gonna get too into it right at this moment, but as a survivor of a “not as severe” case of CSA that lasted years and years by my neighbor, where the trauma has followed me well into adulthood, I can’t even begin to imagine what it must be like for the Epstein survivors right now.

minnesota is still being terrorized by ICE. it hasn’t stopped and from local reports has gotten way worse. it isn’t making major headlines anymore and we know why. ABOLISH ICE !!!

Until the end of February if you spend £50 in my shop a 25% discount will be activated and applies to everything 🥹 exhaustedplant.etsy.com

My social battery is getting a workout lately, but now I’m ready to rest for 7-9 business days tbh

No themed beverage is complete without gummy sharks thrown in to ruin the vibes amirite

Drawing is so cool cus what do you mean I can connect all these various lines together to create an image all on my own?!?

I saw @morganaignis.bsky.social smartly offer this and I wanted to do the same: If you changed your name for any reason, and you got a print from me with your old name on it, bring it to me in person and I'll trade you for a new print with your new name. I got you. You matter. Love you.

They said my car would be ready today but it’s not 😭 Give him back to meeeeee!!

Go buy my friends goodies, they’re all super well made and cute as heck! 🤩

So my pal @tmoe97.bsky.social and I were chit-chatting about an AU where Giacomo and Pietro meet when they’re younger men. (In their canon, Giaco is 54 and Pietro is 63) but for this Giaco’s 27 and Pietro’s 36 when they meet and it’s been fun to explore if they had met earlier on! 🥹 Still cute!

Thinking I’m starting to have enough of a collection to get a small shrine going of Crimson and Alessio #helluvabosscrimson #helluvabossalessio

I finally got caught up on some stuff today and was feeling pretty good and then my mom called and told me the pipes burst at the house I guess I’m technically responsible for now Cave my face in, daddy

Look at Chaz’s horn lmao

I want my fuckin’ car back dammit

the thing is: the older i get, the more annoying and leftist i become because once you realize that your comfort has a violent cost not shouldered by you, you can either say “fuck it” and carry on or say “fuck it” and experience all the rage and joy of actually being alive in the world

“ugh can’t we just have one politics-free zone” i dunno dawg probably not while the secret police can just walk into your home and shoot you

Finally got this perfect boy who has never done anything wrong in his life ever. Eeeee, I love Bombproof! 🔥 Year of the Horse, amirite Artist: PiebaldPins

Hopes/predictions for when Helluva Boss returns from the war: 1. Canon CriminAle ✨ 2. Damaged horn or permanent non life threatening injury for Crimson. 3. Alessio’s horns revealed. (He canonically has’em, Viv said) 4. Eye scar on Moxxie that resembles one on Crim. 5. Richard voicing the M&M baby.

Alessio, Crimson’s trusted body guard and right hand man. Alessio, who allegedly would give his life to protect Crimson. ……. Also Alessio: *Steps aside and fucking allows Crimson to be totally walloped by a falling goon plummeting from the air without a second thought*

How I think about you guys when I am a little /too/ active on bluesky

Instead of trying to make platforms like Discord teen friendly, teens should go back to smoking cigarettes they stole in cemeteries like God intended.

I still really like this one lmao Alessio, your taste might need some adjustments, darling.

When touching grass just isn’t enough so you literally fucking become it

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Actually, I spill drinks more often when the train isn’t even in motion.’”

"No matter how many friends you do lose, you can always make more." 💙💙💙

*Tips fedora* “M’cavity”