Sat thru the first half of Hazbin S2... I'm starting to think Lute's a few fries short of a Happy Meal... At least her song was awesome.

Lately, spring's been in the air. Local sport team spirit...

Hell yeah, Free Cone Day. I forgot to specify chocolate, but fuck it, still free.

I don't even wanna know what a Brain Sandwich is. Probably done up by a zombie...

DLSS 5 Off vs. On (I think I screwed up somewhere...)

Jack and the Beanstalk? How about: The Bean and Jack Stalk A story of two long haulers for a veggie farming company trying to make it big a la Honeymooners.

Hazbin Hotel but it might've been on a cheap, bootleg VHS tape circa 1994.

They've been watching this shit for 4 goddamn hours.

This poor thing was bought roughly this time last year for about a hundred bucks, and now the screen's back light might've gone out or a wire worked itself loose to the point to where the screen is barely seen, even in total darkness. Guess I need a new capture device.

PSA for all twitch lurkers: You can stop these scummy ads from happening by disabling the page visibility API. Here's the extension i use for it :3 Chrome-Based browsers: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/disab... Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefo... #twitch

It is indeed time. It is always time.

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art

Hey if you're in this situation. Look up " Debt Validation Letter" and see what that does. Then ask your collector to provide it :P

Video: *shows a guy getting a ticket at a traffic stop for a minor infraction* Police video commenters:

just a psa to everyone NEVER paste anything into the run window unless you absolutely fucking know what you're pasting in you can use win + v (or paste into notepad) to check whatevers been put into your clipboard

Notto disu shitto again...

Guess my Roku got tired of me listening to political podcasts...

Cashier, when I arrived with a few bags of cheap jellybeans: Breakfast? Me: Nah, just snacks. I proved her wrong, as I just tried having jellybeans for breakfast because I didn't wanna leave my couch for a simple bowl of Cheerios.

I sat through someone's 2 hour gameplay of Mouthwashing. I should go swish some Listerine.

So glad I gave up trying to get smart glasses and stuck with bulky body cams for when I'm out and about.

Unpuffs your cocoa

Library copy with Handbrake to rip if you like the movie to wanna keep it. All free. Because the other choice also means you gotta risk it with a torrent and a VPN that might set you back some money.

Name a TV show you feel like no one remembers but you: "IT STINKS!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWi5...

How to play OutRun 2006 Coast 2 Coast Game (download the Full-Rip file): www.myabandonware.com/game/outrun-... Tweaks patch: github.com/emoose/OutRu... HD texture mods (optional): gamebanana.com/games/20751 High quality music pack (also optional): mega.nz/file/L4skACg... Enjoy!

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

Spread the word, an ACTUAL replacement for Flash is on the horizon! Go support this project NOW!!!!!!!! bill.newgrounds.com/news/post/16...

Based on recent events:

Oh, thank god.

Anyone got that one post where some cops shot up a UPS truck and the surrounding area just to catch a few thieves? That's coming to mind rn.

Are Peeps trying to out-crazy Oreo in terms of what insane flavor combos should be shoved into simple sweets?

Xitter's down!

A bit of cleavage? Nope, according to the major companies and political powers that be. Trying to not feel like a stranger in your own body? No. Telling others how to overcome hardships or helping them? No. Criticism? No. Blowing up bodies? "TAKE ALL MY MONEY! HELL, I WANT IN ON IT!"

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Guess "He Will Not Divide Us" turned out to be about Big Homo or something.

So he's about to march onwards to extinction?

I found these while out and about trying to get things. One woman in the checkout line said the Peeps were an interesting combo. I lasted two chicks before I threw it away. The Concha was delicious!

I just threw up. After I tried to take a Tylenol for a headache. Now my mouth tastes of the Hamburger Helper I had 12 hours ago. And yet this headache still is here.

I get my news from a reliable source.

On today's episode of "I'm too _ for this," I found out I'm too white for Creole.

Not even an email and I somehow found out the hard way two videos were blocked worldwide. This one is 5 years old. Why am I not notified when it's randomly blocked worldwide?

Best recommendation: @nimzynomz.bsky.social and the cute couple of their webcomic, Heartstring Player

Yeah, she's really talking...

I sat through the first Persona 3 movie for a friend's birthday. Junpei Iori annoys me.

First it was graphics cards, now it's RAM and hard drives. Soon, whole computers on lease-to-own plans without the "own" end goal. It's a perpetual hell for a broke-ass gamer.

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