Stay tuned to our rolling coverage to see which right wing candidate wins the safe right wing seat in which the main left wing party is not sanding at an unimportant by-election. #auspol

Attention men and some women and some non-binary people. You're stinking the house down! Please use deodorant.

If you enjoy my microblogs on this social media platform, you're missing out on the full experience available at the aus.social website. Fire up your modem today.

I understand the youths are buying train tickets through the free public transport period as a means to rebel.

Men at work on the dark side

huh, the one with the bike lane is moving just fine but the highway is all backed up

ACTIVE NOW

Support the ABC's worker strike. Don't interact with trackable ABC services from 11 am AEDT this Wednesday to 11 am Thursday. Don't use ABC websites. Don't use iview. Don't use ABC apps. Don't interact with anything trackable.

Support the ABC's worker strike. Don't interact with trackable ABC services from 11 am AEDT this Wednesday to 11 am Thursday. Don't use ABC websites. Don't use iview. Don't use ABC apps. Don't interact with anything trackable.

You may think POS means piece of shit. But to me it means pedestrian operated signal. And to the people upstairs it means public open space.

ABCs SA election coverage needs a criminology specialist to help Casey run through all the charges the various candidates and previous candidates are currently facing. Never change SA! 🤣

This will be one of the all time most important documentaries into the current ecological collapse.

James Newbury promising to rip up Melbourne's bayside.

I'm in a slow mood today. I shall set my ebike to eco mode and stop to smell the roses. Probably not literally.

I need the parts of a single timber clothes peg for honest purposes.

The spike in fuel prices reminds us that Victoria once had electric regional trains, Melbourne to Traralgon 1956-1987. Planning and funding electrification for V/Line, starting with the busiest lines, would help protect against future cost spikes, help cut emissions, and improve air quality.🚆⚡

No one will sell me a single timber clothes peg.

if there tiktok videos sending up your software, and they go uber-viral because *everyone has experienced your software doing what they're making fun of*, maybe it's, like, bad software?

I still think it's odd that governments are driving people to VPNs over an issue governments don't actually care about, but they risk losing surveillance capacity in the process for issues they care deeply about.

Elderly people love to keep a shallow pool of stagnant water in the kitchen.

Yestereve, the announcer on ABC 774 invited listeners to telephone the broadcast to reveal the contents of their internet search histories. It was for a discussion about the Google search engine.

I have secured a sufficient supply of petroleum for an automobile journey to Mildura this Friday. $1.74 per litre for an ethanol mixture. Heightened price, but not unreasonable, due to the misadventure of an autocrat.

Haven't ridden my bicycle for two work days and I can already feel myself becoming a sedentarist. (It's at the shop for repairs).

Good Morning Australia

On a dancefloor at 2am, I heard Jacinda Ardern’s husband say they were moving to Australia. I don’t blame them | Johanna Cosgrove

You can now block AI integration in the latest version of Firefox. Go to the AI section in Settings.

FUN FAKT. As a 20-something, I would wear swimming goggles whilst chopping onions. I don't do that anymore! I no longer eat onions deliberately due to poor digestive outcomes.

Facebook closing down messenger.com. Why? Presumably not enough people are logging onto facebook.com, so Messenger users will be diverted there to improve metrics.

I've just been reminded about Microslop Recall. That was actually when I made the decision to install Linux! #IDontUseArch

Happy Valentine's Day sickos.

The British government’s decision to ban the pro-Palestinian protest group Palestine Action as a terrorist organization was ruled unlawful on Friday by senior judges.

Ol' Gussy Taylor hey? Met the guy at a pub in Nar Nar Goon. All night he got louder and louder 'til he was nearly screaming at us how many pigs he could lift in a crate.

QUT will take over famous literary magazine Meanjin, after the journal was closed by Melbourne Uni Publishing last year. This is a win for all who campaigned to save the masthead, but hardly makes up for the damage done last year www.smh.com.au/culture/book...

Programmatic specificity.

Confused? Try a mind palace.

I'm pleased to announce that the way you login has changed!

Melbourne anti-Herzog protest snaking its way from Bourke Street Mall onto Swanston Street.

Tick tock, Hague o'clock.

Approaching old age (30+)? I want YOU for my newsletter Opinions from the Bog. Writers need very strong views but absolutely ZERO educational attainment on race, political correctness, and global warming. I can teach you how to open Google Chrome but you need to supply your own loo roll.

Youths on the tram. Somewhat disorderly but not disruptive. They were debating how to obtain food and/or goods since they're 'banned from the supermarket, banned from the plaza, banned from the local shop'.

Joseph and I will be having dinner in the city on Monday. Protests are good for the economy.

American's often seem stumped by the word 'bolognese'. Do they not make it or do they call it something else?

Similar thing happened in Australia. aus.social/@augustusbro... (Noting that the quoted skeet may not be ecologically advantageous for the prior desert ecosystem).

Call it 'Walk the Plank' and have an actual plank and make the pollies walk the plank and I'll give it a watch.

Melbourne forecast for 45 degrees Celsius tomorrow. Presume power may go out and water will be unavailable or unsafe. Prepare bottled water now.

Lavish burgers and honey angels. We have all you need in the west.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Now and then I think there might be something useful for the artificial intelligence. Tonight, I asked the three main players if they've discovered, or inferred, or hypothesised anything that humanity hasn't yet, from the vast collections of data and material the AIs have gathered (stolen).

Holding onto handrails may help to prevent falls, but is it really worth the risk of a fungal infection? (my brain every time I hold onto a handrail)