TBH, disappointed to see England lose the semi final ….. because it deprives us of the opportunity to see them lose in the final.

TBF, Jillian Segal does an awesome Denis Denuto impersonation. #vibe #mediawatch

If the Chinese tested their missiles on humans each day like the US, they wouldn’t need to do these silly tests in the ocean. 🫤 #insiders

Dear 🇦🇺 Parliamentary Friends of #MECFS Thousands of constituents w #MyalgicEncephalomyelitis or #LongCOVID need your help. @peterkhalilmp.bsky.social Pls save Emerge Australia from closure in Nov 2026 when federal government funding expires. @sophiescott2.bsky.social @traceyspicer.bsky.social

I stand with Count Binface. #PutYourBinsOut

China is a pacific nation. If you accept that China is allowed to do testing just like western nations, what alternative missile flight path do we propose? Sending it in the direction of the USA? #abc730

Your move Donald. #USABEL #WorldCup

Almost (almost) as funny as watching Collingwood lose.

ICE agents using injury time for final preparations for their raid of the USA dressing rooms. #worldcup

#WorldCup Score update USA 0 Rest of the World 1

Anyone know if the AFL tribunal has taken any calls from Trump?

Penny Wong is better at not answering questions than her boss it seems. #abc730

Just starting to think England’s strategy of saving test cricket by making it hilarious is a sound one. 🤔

Moira Deeming - Matthew Guy cage fight. July 15. $50 on Kayo.

They’re back! #ABC730

Those birds that got bird flu obviously skipped their Ivermectin doses.

The media keeps telling us Victorians are moving to QLD because Victoria is broke. “Queensland's total debt is forecast to hit $216.5 billion in the 2029-30 financial year.” Higher than Vic projection despite lower population. 🤷‍♂️ #auspol

I just moved a moratorium to lock the gas lobby out of parliament, and Labor, the Libs and PHON teamed up to shut it down.

Is Jacob Greber using Obama’s tailor? #ABC730

Melbourne: Australia’s biggest destination for migrants. Also Melbourne: Cheaper housing and higher rental vacancy rates than Sydney, Brisbane, Perth and Adelaide. 🤷‍♂️ #AUSPOL

Where will the regional doctors come from I wonder? #NPC

So she’s saying Malcolm Roberts will tell the health department how to run health. 🫤 #NPC

Sounds like Pauline’s daughter has no small business experience. Hmmm. #NPC

I would have thought someone who is so worried about homelessness would actually have a policy for homelessness. 🤷‍♂️ #NPC

Penis mentioned. #NPC

Nuclear energy without subsidies. Cool. #NPC

Do fossil fuel companies get subsidies? Hmmm, let me think…. #npc

Via Tom McIlroy: Pauline Hanson’s address to the National Press Club has been disrupted by a banner that called out One Nation’s opposition to an increase to the minimum wage for Australian households.

Sounds like Pauline is calling for more welfare. Cool. #npc

A reminder that the alleged Bondi killers were of Indian decent. No more Indians I guess. 🤷‍♂️ #npc

Weird how that supposed immigrant hellhole Melbourne wasn’t mentioned when talking about terribly low rental vacancy rates. #npc

I guess for balance we need to hear from reps from minor parties on #abc730. 🫤

Apparently, Jim has a new franchise idea.

Man Who Supports One Nation and Socceroos Suffers Mental Breakdown After Former Refugee Scores World Cup Goal

#Socceroos have now won 5 World Cup games since Essendon last won an #AFL final.

Aussies up 2-0 …….. or 1-0 if you’re a one nation supporter. #auspol

Pawline watching the Socceroos. “Yayyyyyy……..oh!” #auspol

Patient: So I’ve been denied NDIS because I haven’t undergone all treatments for ME/CFS? NDIS: Yes. Patient: Are there any treatments for ME/CFS recommended by the Health Dept? NDIS: No. 🤷‍♂️ #Insiders

This is like me committing to cleaning out the shed.

Audible: “Sign up now and get 2 free books. Unsubscribe at any time!” Me trying to unsubscribe:

Remember Scott Morrison’s “Gas Led Recovery”? That was (checks notes) ….. 6 years ago. #auspol

John Symond just spent 10 mins arguing with himself. #abc730

Cool how Australia’s startup dudes spent April submitting their applications for R&D grants so they could then devote May to calling the Govt a bunch of … (checks notes)….. socialists. 🤔 #auspol

The Get Smart reboot looks shit. #auspol

Hey @markbutlermp.bsky.social - I am giving you an open invitation to come see my daughter with Down Syndrome and then you can tell me to my face that it will be good to cut her social, economic and community participation funding by 25% (heck the explanatory memorandum gives an eg of 50%).

Nats demand voluntary redundancy!! #auspol

Over on LinkedIn this week. #auspol

If you’re gonna run an apartheid state it makes sense to recruit dudes who invented apartheid. #abc730

Worth remembering that The Australian had a front page story about finances of disabled people and it was all about discretionary trusts, not the cuts to the NDIS. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I asked ChatGPT to calculate CGT for the 50% discount model vs indexation model, based on capital gain from the ASX200 over the last 10 years. The result. About the same. #Yawn #auspol