Teals right now #auspol

Just watched Bad Company on ABC. I was preparing for disappointment because these sorts of shows usually disappoint. But it’s very funny. Get on it.

If you vote teal you get green….. so vote for us so you get one nation. #ShorterAngus #insiders

$23 million for research into Post-Acute Sequelae of COVID-19. -Australian Government funding opportunities www.health.gov.au/news/mrff-23...

The Urea plant closure that Canavan refers to was announced during the Morrison government. Sneaky. #abc730

The Bondi shooter dad came from the world’s most populous liberal democracy and probably knew Bradman’s batting average. 🤷‍♂️ #abc730

Trump seems keen on his name being on everything so let’s call it what it is: The Trump Recession.

Quite a shock that Iran ….. did what it said it would do, …..apparently. #insiders

Last time I saw something like this my GP sent me off to the dermatologist. #moon

If I was from a country that: - turned up after half time in both world wars - has a president who says Ukraine should give up territory for peace……., ….I wouldn’t be playing the Nev Chamberlain appeaser card. #JustSaying

Do we get a public holiday for Power Plant Day?

Trump’s address will simply say that he’s chosen the carpet for the ballroom.

Ralph Babet posting an April Fools tweet. Seems he does that every day. #auspol

Albo saying the govt is underwriting shitloads of fuel. At least that’s what I think I he said. #abc730

Where were the government handouts for toilet paper in the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020? #auspol

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

I want to give a big shout out to researchers at @latrobe.edu.au who are working hard on #longcovid. But they still need a few more people for this study!! Please, please, get in touch using the details on this flyer.

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Punters in Australia. Labor are socialists There’s too much red tape Get the govt out of our lives Also, why hasn’t the government done more to avert the fuel crisis. 🤷‍♂️ #auspol

Your move Albo. #auspol #ashes

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Melbourne’s cafe owners strangely silent on how to end the Iran War. #auspol

Who knew the K in #AUKUS stands for Korea? #auspol

"Just like you always wanted, and like I always promised to give you with no hesitation whatsoever," Trump said. theshovel.com.au/2026/03/19/t...

The dudes who forgot to order vaccines have entered the chat. #abc730

Australian government response to US request for naval ships. #auspol

Iran war: Day 1: We need to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons! Day 16: Israel may consider nuclear weapons against Iran. Make it make sense.

Maybe we need Sam Newman and Wayne Carey on the #insiders panel to explain how we fix the RC problems?

Twitter and facebook about to go into meltdown.

Welcome to the Parliamentary Friends of #MECFS event “Fluctuating Energy, Fixed Systems”, in Canberra today. The event is live streamed. You can register to here: us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi... We will be live posting on this thread. 🧵 Part 1. The 2nd half of the event will be posted to Part 2.

Kayo decided today (of all days) that I need to reset my password because I’d breached their terms or some shite. I’ve barely used it in weeks. Now i am on their chat explaining that I can’t reset my password. Someone will email me in the next 3 business days apparently. #AFL #FFS

“Cousins runs away from Carr... not for the first time.” My favourite Dennis Cometti one liner. #AFL 🙂

Well done and thanks to the authors of this piece which seems to be well researched 👍👏 Is the RACGP HANDI recommendation of incremental physical activity for chronic fatigue syndrome / myalgic encephalomyelitis harming patients? www1.racgp.org.au/ajgp/2026/ma... #MEcfs #CFS #PwME

Australians should resist panic buying of petrol in the same way they resisted panic buying toilet paper. #auspol

Who could have predicted this? #iran

Total distance run in to bowl in their respective international careers Mitch Starc - 702.7 kilometres Alyssa Healy - 40.0 metres #AUSvIND

"AI is the future" The future:

tfw you’re in an uber on your way home from a mid-week bender and realise your alarm will be going off in 3 hours.

The worst thing about being arrested on your birthday is it rules out the possibility of getting a cake with a file in it for another 364 days.

Send him to the Tower.

Collingwood management needs to understand that receipt of stolen goods is a crime.

📢 #MECFS needs political attention - and MPs need to hear from us. Email your MP (2 mins!) and urge them to attend the Parliamentary Friends of ME/CFS meeting on 10 March. Take action 👉 zurl.co/UFRXm#MECFS Let’s fill the room. 💙 #FairGoForME #MECFSAllianceAustralia

This Alan Kohler article about AI is a ripper. 5 stars

Got onto a packed train into the Melbourne CBD yesterday. Then lined up with countless others to get into a packed tram. For a city that’s supposedly dying according to cafe owners, (AKA the MSM); it sure seemed chockers. 🤷‍♂️

“It’s crazy to have an ideological approach to energy policy” says the new lib deputy leader, without a hint of a smirk. 5 stars. #insiders

📅 Tue 10 March 🕚 11:00am–1:00pm AEDT (may finish earlier) Clinicians, MPs, researchers & people with lived experience will discuss the urgent needs of Australians with ME/CFS. 🔗 Register for Zoom: zurl.co/fyADw 📩 In-person (Canberra): [email protected]

lol #T20WorldCup

Jacob Greber on #abc730 thinks it’s …… unfortunate…. that people will want to voice their opinions on Herzog’s visit over the next couple of days. Hmmm ok.

The beatings will continue until social cohesion improves. #auspol

Guardian Australia reporter Jordyn Beazley filmed this video not long ago of police moving towards protesters down Elizabeth Street in the Sydney CBD following the rally at Town Hall.