:firedoge: can I play Silksong if I haven't finished Bug Fables yet? :thinkhappy:

Watching the old Saturday Supercade cartoon and it seems to mostly be about Donkey Kong getting tricked into committing various crimes

my body is a machine that turns medical data breach settlements into indie game purchases on the nintendo eshop

It's June. Homosexuality will now commence

hard image thanks 2010-me for saving this

Please enjoy this montage of Goombella being gay and adorable #papermariottyd

K. Rool? Is that you? #linksawakeningdx

[Was gonna post this on Lex but then I remembered you literally have to pay to post there] Anyone wanna see Supergirl with me next month?

This part.

Nice to know that if I ever want to cry uncontrollably I can just listen to Drift Apart by Ben Kaplan

Bumble is just white dudes in sunglasses

Okay I was mainly shitposting earlier but holy shit: https://mastodon.social/@superviviansunshine/116631678473933340

Materialist dialectics is key to understanding the contradictions of capitalism

having adhd is frustrating sometimes because i literally forget to keep up with my interests sometimes like, i'm pretty sure there was a sequel series to Camp Cretaceous. I loved Camp Cretaceous. but i just can't be bothered to check

[Wind Waker] Got through most of the Earth Temple last night *and* still got almost eight hours of sleep

somebody made a damn starship in totk: https://youtu.be/3EEVeHDNoNY

Is that a Kakuna in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Every day I'm postin'

Wild that Wind Waker did the whole "guide a sage to a temple and use their ability to overcome the challenges therein" thing like twenty years before TotK and arguably better to boot

watch this and git gud: https://youtu.be/FZtsCPLHxns #hadesii

does anyone remember how to get the shop guru idol in wind waker?

[nsfw, lewd, shitpost] who wants to get married by the double pen stained glass? #shitpost

I think I might have Toxoplasma gondii. It would explain a lot. Why I finally nutted up and transitioned. Why I threw myself halfway across the country pm knowing I was making a huge mistake but wanting the life experience of whatever happened. My pee fetish 💦

[seahorse love song] hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my egg pouch mpreg me maybe?

Another doll called me pretty last night 🫠

Gurren Lagann is a thesis on materialist dialectics send toot

I love dismissing notifications. It's like flushing the toilet after a big poo 💩

wtf?? how am I out of estradiol?

i think all my major pet peeves can be summed up as "stop changing my settings/moving my shit"

[Dating apps] Why is everyone on the Trans app a fukken youtuber??

ton618 is one of the largest objects in the universe next to ur mom

[Lex] Filtering for relationship type is a premium feature which means you have to pay if you don't want to be somebody's side chick

If you told me these were Steven Universe characters I'd believe you #windwaker

eating a whole box of ferrero rochers while crying is definitely the gayest thing i've done in a minute

Imagine paying to post

i don't even want to eat. i'm too sad and gay. i'm just going to play zelda and go to bed

this song is about loving someone when you have bpd: https://youtu.be/786uJ-MjKS4

eating appy slices and peanut butter for dinner because i'm an adult

Listening to Thriller and it's healing my soul

Which instance has the Luigi emojis???

Lex app negative emotional aura fan theory 10:00:00

I truly don't understand the audacity of trans girls who go onto lesbian dating apps immediately after hatching without makeup, hormones, even a shave. Nothing. No effort, just vibes. This is what makes the rest of us look bad!

Lex stop resetting my filters challenge

Welp. I made a Lex profile. I feel like this is a big step for me. Taking the hint and moving on. Even if nothing comes of it

Is he referring to their brief encounter earlier in the game? Or to the Hero of Time? #windwaker

For the life of me idk why someone with "no political accounts" in their bio would send a follow request to a Marxist-Leninist trans girl, but you do you boo

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever checked a bunch of shit off your to-do list at once?

I went down a pant size everybody please clap

I need someone to cuddle