year of the fire horse_ebooks

hope i live long enough to make the “the chinese created the year of the metal pig for ur mom” joke

fire whores? my kind of new year!

so wild whenever shitlibs blame the "far left" for "making centrists move towards the right"

i had so much energy that i got a lot done, also i felt exceptionally gay today, and i believe the two are interconnected i believe the daoists call it Gay Qi

“hay, just freed the slaves rn rednecks gon crash out lulz emancipation proclamation af lmfaooo”

for videos do u use cap🐔

you know shit's really bad when luke from 2 live crew stepped foot into a mar a lago party and was like yeah fuck this creepy ass place i'm out

maga cosplay dickheads keep acting like they'd be the soldiers storming the beaches at normandy lol no bitch you're the shit ass that gets pumped full of holes during the live-fire drill at boot camp

you can’t pay me enough to sit there in front of congress and lie on behalf of a felon pdfile president

according to antifa ceo kyle wagner, antifa headquarters will be moving its offices to chicago, inside of water tower place on michigan avenue

wearing a shirt that says "i am a n t i f a" and then publicly calling for violence screams "plant" to me

2nd super bowl in a row a drake got destroyed

ur moms a cake

the referee with the coin toss is christopher walken. he brings both teams together holding the coin in his hand and explains he’s had that chunk of metal up his

celebrating one year since drake's 💀

"turd down and poo" is my "six seven"

superbowel

lol that i still have a dumblr acct

herbie ham hocks

lol that i have a kolektiva acct

this is my brand new fedi backup account if anyone is interested https://kolektiva.social/@runtimeerror

herbie ✋🐔

horts jorse and friends ive missed u

🐔​ choy

i didnt put peanut butter on my tortilla chips but i did think about it

tortilla chips ass breakfast

mein 🐔mpf

“what kind of work do you do?” me:

if you work for ICE and want to redeem yourself, blow the whistle. leak everything. then quit.

alas i smoke drugs

glad no one is celebrating bovino’s demotion bc you know he’ll get replaced by someone much fucking worse

Greg Bovino arriving at his retirement party

do u wanna snuggle in front of the asteroid quickly approaching us

Any Questions?! 👇

will it be a the peehawks or the ramrods vs the new england patriarchs

i support asian-on-passport-bro violence

may you have the life that you want for all bipoc, queer people, women, disabled people, and immigrants.

So tired of waking up to new horrible shit every other day. The toppling of statues is gonna feel so nice when this whole thing ends

buenos dias, y chinga la migra

Please boost for visibility, especially if you're in or near the Chicago area! https://jorts.horse/@superviviansunshine/115951535107632664 #iceout #protest #deathtofascism #chicago #minneapolis #uspol #fuckice

ice just killed another unarmed person. the video is just too infuriating for me to repost anywhere.

my face is so oily that usa has annexed it

:bloody_i: :bloody_d: o :bloody_g: et :bloody_a: nal :bloody_f: issures

~$ chown 700 usa ~/greenland chown: changing ownership of '/home/greenland: Operation not permitted

the dark army was on point, but mr robot should've been russian

hilarious when jortsers find me mirror posting on bksy jajaja

more like the board of piss :piss:​

do you want to join the danish navy? yes! *deploys coffee* *eats entire starboard side deck*

the danish navy is just a fleet of pastries in the ocean