wait a minute, the oyster farmer people were excited about is the one with the Nazi tattoo? lmao, typical

it's gonna be amazing when Outlook summarizes emails then drafts and auto-sends responses and everyone's computer is just doing this constantly without a single human reading anything

in case you wondered how serious AI companies are right now, Nvidia is talking about putting a 16 square kilometer solar panel in orbit

seeing the NYT write positively about cis women getting testosterone therapy makes me fucking incandescent considering everything they've done to trans people

i hope you have a pleasant friday

since the dawn of time man has endeavored to make bigger and more fucked up gourds

playing Super Mario Ultra 6 on my Nindendo DS ML

Clint Eastwood is a POS but he and JMS really hit when they did "Changeling" basically 2 hours of "fuck the LAPD, fuck the LAPD, fuck the LAPD"

calling anything posted more than a day ago a "classic post"

Comey should've released the pee tape

"whose pussy is this" can mean very different things depending on which word you emphasize

bad things are happening and it's not good

Good morning

is the zone feeling cool yet?

people will die because of this fuck this country https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/23/states-snap-food-aid-benefits-government-shutdown-00619117

thats not a polycule you joined a mmo guild

"the browser is the new operating system" no it's not, shut the fuck up show me a computer that boots straight into a browser which then does everything. even ChromeOS, probably the most browser-forward OS ever, isn't fully browser-based

i genuinely aspire to this level of haterdom

trading on margin just to feel something

i would love it if people at my job would tell me when they are having problems with a tool my team maintains. i am not a fucking mind reader

oh right i guess it's time to eat even though i'm too anxious to be hungry

the 2008 crash nearly destroyed the global financial system. it was devastating already. but it was on track to be worse than most people understand

the general economy in the US is going to start feeling the impacts of the govt shutdown over the next couple weeks. the second everyone realizes how bad things truly are, we're facing a massive implosion

i would love to stop having dreams about people being mad at me or hating me and shit goddamn

movie series where a later sequel is named the same as the first movie but with "The" put in front of it... idk, that's no good. stop that

laying in bed in the dark eating an ice pop because i can

i don't know how normal people have conversations. it's either trading stories from our lives or infodumping about things we're interested in. i am not sure what other forms of conversation i can do

if you weren't supposed to fuck them they wouldn't have "pump" in the name

it should just be illegal to sell a product without an "offline mode," for fuck's sake

i wish i'd slept more last night. today is rough

people are crowdfunding their groceries, paying their bills on credit, the govt is laying people off, but the stock market just keeps going up. that's how you know the economy is doing good

Spanking new AI slop report on #curl received and another reported banned: https://hackerone.com/reports/3392174

sending the margin call to voicemail

socialism but for forehead kisses specifically

the feeling of wanting to be accepted by people who truly don't deserve you is so fucked. do not recommend

i just found out someone at my job forgot to send an email back in _May_ and now i have to get on meetings to explain it 😭 this wasn't even my fault!

apparently AWS canned 40% of their DevOps team and replaced them with AI back in July there's a more recent article from 3 days ago claiming the same. not sure if it's another 40% cut, or just a rehash

so only one small aspect of my job was actually affected by the AWS outage but it was funny to see pretty much the entire rest of the internet simply stop functioning for the day

it's funny how smart home stuff has no viable business model. you sell a $10 light bulb and are on the hook for a decade of app updates. even if you sell millions (you won't), it's a money loser

up since 3am, worked until noon, took a nap, did a bunch of cleaning, now juiced up on espresso. i am unstoppable (sleepy)

i love the Posts i live for the Posts

concert ticket scalping is like options trading: value declines toward zero as the expiration date nears

i've been up since 3am due to the AWS outage 😭

oh, _you've_ got baggage? i have a whole storage unit!

i should probably put my Outfox utilities on GitHub or something, in case they are useful to someone else. feels like i make more utilities than generally useful apps...

my dynamic DDR workout course thing is working very well. 40 songs and i bombed at #14. lots of room to grow

it's so disappointing when a song has interesting but vague lyrics and you look it up and the writer is just like "oh this is about how i don't like going to parties" like damn maybe don't explain it next time