Why do I taste bitter

I will lose it all My empire of jorts I will let you down I will make you horse

I survived on <15K last year. Wtf. How.

Hey chat, how long does it take to boil a cabbage?

Great. Now I'm hungry again

I love Wiki's because anybody can edit them

so many pretty women in this world. it's so awesome

I'm gonna be a bit obnoxious here and ask people to please consider before sharing Schrödinger memes, and for two reasons: • Schrödinger was a serial pedophile, and should not be glorified. • Schrödinger's Cat was originally posed as a thought experiment to try and make quantum mechanics more […]

Dang. I need to go to bed in like, a couple hours

honestly, why are people expecting anything from Democrats when they've witnessed what amounts to a right-wing coup and are just... running Congress like normal rather than completely jamming it up? they're willing to put on some theater for PR but that's all. that should tell you all you need […]

[Dysphoria ig] Today's mood: wishing I was a petite yet chubby cis girl with curly brown hair and glasses

decades before he would join the Galactic Patrol, Son Goku was a member of the Fire Brigade: https://youtu.be/VeqiA0rnQG0 #dragonball #psa #firesafety

[Dragonball musings] I think Chi-chi vs Videl would actually be a really interesting and (probably) close fight. My money's on Chi-chi for being (probably) stronger, having better fundamentals, and more rage, but Videl has the advantage in ki control. If she can figure out how to fire a ki […]

merry beansmas

[lewd] jorts dot cum

i swear like half my life is just entering one-time security codes

I will hit the ground like a meteor A shining morning star Embed myself in the dark Earth like a parasite And wait

why can I open the original post from my media tab in Tusky but not in a browser??

"A shrimp fried this rice?" ✋ "A shrimp fucked this cabbage?" 👈

We didn't have no club penguin when I was a kid. Real G's watched Super Mario Bros. Z and lesbian porn on their iMac in the family den, like a boss

Fell asleep to an Angela collier video and I dreamt I was in a classroom listening to her explain QCD

whom'st'dn't've

:bing:​ is Sam Harris in the Epstein files?

when i look at you i feel as though a part of my soul is missing because you have it and even though it hurts to be apart there is no one else i'd trust to keep it

i need to find a waffle house near me. I'm out of practice

when you bully me this is who you're being mean to

i relate to harley quinn far too much

figure the instance will appreciate this one

The founding fathers would have been in the files: http://xhslink.com/o/UMcGSRmj63

Haven't heard from my one bluesky friend in a hot second. Hope they're okay

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Need more bepsi

Was researching all the extant DragonBall media so I can fill in the gaps in my viewing and was delighted to learn about Doragon bôru: Gokû no kôtsû anzen, a special about traffic safety that aired in 1988

lol cool cool

Time isn't real. I've looked at the sky many times, and not once have I ever seen a big minute hand or numbers. "12 PM???" Wtf are you talking about, I'll cut you

Should start my day. But lying in bed feels so much better

The only bad bunny I care about is Lola

Well, today is turning into the laziest of days

looksmaxxing? you mean eating carrots to improve your vision?

if you care about anime even a little, AI should worry you: https://youtu.be/6IodAMrLS7s

do badniks dream of electric sheep?

VLC player play Super DragonBall Heroes challenge (impossible, apparently)

Make your own xkcd: https://marshdeer.github.io/xkcd2501-generator/ #compchem #forcefields

Mighty morgen bugfix rangers

I aim to leave behind the most unhinged and embarrassing social media history imaginable

[Lewd] Thinking of getting into pegging in 2026

Hey its ya boi dansup anyway here are fifty million pictures of my dog for some reason

What is happening

I don't know a got dang thing about warhammer but it seems like some of you dolls really enjoy it and that means the world to me i'm so happy for you :blobhaj_heartslove:​

alright. backup running. gonna go organize shit on my phone i think