Oh he's "sick" sick, lmao, let's fucking gooooo

me: you’re an icon nicholas thank you my little brother, doing a phone call for me: i know. ooh, m&ms!

just in case anyone was curious, there is no intimacy coordinator position that exists in conjunction with the University of Birmingham or the RSC education program connected to the Shakespeare Institute. That’s pretty easily verifiable fact.

my dad will not stop sending me reels i got 6 this morning all about how life will get better LMAO

Using ChatGPT

Pray you let’s have no more fooling about it

idk if i can actually do rhis

i can’t believe this is my life right now

do you know how fucking infuriating it is to have a ptsd trigger that is ‘car door closing’ 25 times a day i am watching out the window like a watchdog as people do extremely normal things for no reason

finally saw sinners

hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously

i will die on the hill that the original Nazis were just as silly as our modern versions. Hitler based his plans for the invasion of Russia partly on cowboy novels written by a con-man.

It’s worth noting that Trump is borrowing from Netanyahu’s playbook with whatever he is attempting in DC.

i do not understand how people get by in this world without knowing how to research online

[Shout. Trumpets flourish.]

the fact that the human lifespan is long enough to understand the magnitude of what our lives are short enough to never be able to understand really kills me sometimes ya know

every time i try and workout my cat wants to play fetch. every time

zzquil, tums, weed, gnight

why is not *redacted* such a full time job

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

handling things well? you mean listening to podcasts and watching documentaries 24/7 while reaching new high scores on tetris and doing lsat practice exam questions just so my brain will stop?

keep getting videos about law school? i think i would hate that but i think they might hate me more

this has been maybe the second worst month of my life

all those like ‘rewind’ ‘flash back photos!’ things need to be abolished

can’t believe i’ve had ear infections for a cumulative two weeks now. what the fuck

To be fair it's easy to be vindicated when your commitment is "the border Gestapo are evil and should not exist" Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

nah think i will continue to do my writing and thinking in-house and not atrophy my brain to send faster emails

shameful murder

Absolute horror story and infuriating on every level.

The chest x-ray use pioneered by Alan Hart continues to be extremely important in screening for tuberculosis. Although no one accomplishes anything in isolation, I'd argue that Hart has helped saved MILLIONS of lives because chest x-rays have been so essential in driving down rates of TB globally.

ear infection SUCKKKKK

Three democratic members of congress who were sworn in this January have died in the first four-plus months of the session.

thought my job would distract me today but nope! hey what’s up with asking random afab people about being mothers guys i’m gonna start traumatizing yall back with stories from my childhood

Did you know the “weekend” and working only 8 hours per day used to be considered a radical, liberal idea? 139 years ago today, in Bay View, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 7 workers (including a 13 yo) lost their lives to advance this revolutionary idea. A 🧵

This is a clear, true, & important distinction that many people refuse to make. The same is true of "fancy city dwellers condescending to hard workin' ruralites." The same is true of "wokesters forcing you to use pronouns." These are RW bogie men. RW hysteria exceeds actual examples 1000/1.

a law school should actually lose accreditation for this

glee literally peaked at s1ep4 ‘preggers’

Don't ever let these things happen in secret. Raise your voices as much as you can.

STREAM TODAY EVERYONE GET HYPE twitch.tv/lungthief

rearranging my bookshelves at home today which is confirmation to me that if i were allowed to be **** and uninterruptible at work that store would be Immaculate

"Coming Out" means spending time with the rest of the trans community. Coming Out means hitting the town with your other trans homies and celebrating your arrival in the scene. The way its been turned into a tour of misery of your worst family members and co-workers drives me nuts.

a lot of the milestones of (american) queer culture are developed with a suite of deadly assumptions. Way too many new trans people believe they *have* to do all of these things that directly cuts off their lifelines to be True Trans Street Legends. The girlies need Active Risk Assessments

I find the common talking point that anarchists assume everyone is as nice as them strange. I'm a pessimist who has learned from numerous horrific life experiences that people can treat each other terribly and that's exactly why nobody should be given vast amounts of power over others.

feel like such a dyke husband when i take al to get their hair cut and sit here manspreading on my phone

fyi "social murder" does not mean murdering someone's social life. "social murder" is a term coined by engels to describe systemic causes of death, like a factory dumping industrial waste in the water supply or a coal baron not giving a shit if his workers die of black lung.

Breast cancer diagnoses rose by over 300% between 1973 and 1992. Was there a breast cancer epidemic?! NO. Mammograms were implemented for screening in 1976. PREVALENCE is a function of being able to correctly diagnose something. This is also about autism.

Bingo. ChatGPT doesn't give you knowledge, it gives you confident lies. If you accept confident lies, you are a fool.