Madame Meow
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Shout out to Jesus. My favorite subject of memes. I think he’d have broken my heart and I’d have had bitter feelings towards Mary. Defo would have banged someone at the table of the last dinner. Anyway, thank you for shredding for our sins and protecting us from your horribly abusive father. Amen.
7 months ago
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When beyonce shot “naughty girl” with usher as the dancer…. I was sold as a kid lmao
about 23 hours ago
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Theoretically I paid my last mortgage payment this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ALMOST FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE don’t get married ladies it’s a scam and a half!!! Or get a prenup and all the bells and whistle. Just exchange rings and live together but move out periodically bc common law lol
about 23 hours ago
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My instagram search is full of beautiful women in revealing clothing but all I want is to chinamax 😭😭😭
2 days ago
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I feel like in the office people are quietly monitoring how much and how long you were in the bathroom. At my new place, my coworker just waits outside the door for me. She is 3.
3 days ago
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Nick Hendriks
4 days ago
I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
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Think it’s time for several joints and two mcgriddles
5 days ago
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I am playing the sims alhamdulilah
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6 days ago
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They look just like my passed baby, Garage!
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7 days ago
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So trump was blowing bill clinton??? Sheesh who wasn’t
7 days ago
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So like dinosaurs are gigantic chickens huh how the mighty have fallen
8 days ago
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Dude my coworkers are always trying to get me to go play outside (she’s 3)
8 days ago
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Okay scooters has my preferred mocha frappe but they tell you to “scoot” around so uh yeah
8 days ago
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My homegirls will definitely get me through 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
8 days ago
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WELL I MET YOU AT THE BLOOD BANK
9 days ago
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♈️Wedding planner Jeannie Gold♓️
9 days ago
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Why did I feel like that two headed baby cow last night watching the northern lights?
9 days ago
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My ex hasn’t been paying on the mortgage as per our divorce decree. I’m even taking him to court over it. This week is a mortgage payment. I cannot even begin to understand his point of view. AND he’s squatting in the house.
9 days ago
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And to think… I almost texted a boy and instead i got to see the northern lights.
9 days ago
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I love my life
9 days ago
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I’ve still not played the sims mashallah
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10 days ago
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Hi hello if your poly but not open to dating other people you have a connection with bc your current partner isn’t poly and wants to feel more secure- you’re either not poly or that relationship isn’t right for you!!!!!!!!!! Stop leading us on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am poly, not a liar or mistress!!!!!
10 days ago
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The end of my marriage was a death by a thousand paper cuts.
10 days ago
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When I was still with my ex and we had only one car, his negligence (willful?) allowed the dogs to get loose. I was physically ill. I remember him screaming at me to get up and go with him in the car to look for the dogs. I refused. I didn’t think my presence would make any difference.
10 days ago
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Hello if a man tells you he has a girlfriend but is poly, he’s lying somewhere and your existence, regardless of your actions with him, is only gonna make him dive deeper into his girlfriend. I’m 2 for 2 on this now lol
10 days ago
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My moms like “weren’t you just in your period” yes mama this pms bullshit affects me half of the time. Literally lol and will be until menopause
10 days ago
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This pms is particularly physically painful
10 days ago
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All these shenanigans and I’m PMSing and PMDDing with potential endometriosis and I still feel fine!!!! Ha!!!
11 days ago
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Arizona was a garbage partner to Callie from day one. Don’t @ me
12 days ago
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Okay this Kim k show is really really bad. It is Kim’s imaginary life. Being a bad bitch lawyer with Black and English sidekicks with fertility issues going through a divorce. It’s snake oil tv.
12 days ago
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Dude the Kim k show is so bad lmao I mean, it is baaad lol I cannot recommend. It’s like she’s somehow converted her snake oil gummy gimmick into a tv show
12 days ago
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I’ve still not played the sims mashallah
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13 days ago
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Alright. Ive a new tactic to bring down that song about finding a husband and getting a wedding ring: tell the tales of marriage and divorce/warn women lol like go on girl!!!! Go get married!!! But get a prenup, have $5k stashed on hand just in case, always control your own finances
13 days ago
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Not me defending pingfong/baby shark with my chest out lol
13 days ago
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Leah Litman
14 days ago
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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FEE FIE FOE FUM!!!!!
14 days ago
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Back to smashing the patriarchy
14 days ago
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ANYWAY
14 days ago
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This is me with the sims inshallah we get to play soon
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14 days ago
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My love of music was the spark that led me to travel to South Korea. I saw North Korea. I learned basic Korean. I got trashed at a noraebang and drunk called my dad from Seoul at 2am. I survived Gimpo at 7am. I went to Japan. I saw mt. Fuji. All that life because I got into Korean music.
15 days ago
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Why would trump be on the ballot…?
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16 days ago
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Antifa Super Horse @ The Clidoris
17 days ago
Bluesky rn
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
17 days ago
People in Virginia and New Jersey get puppies!
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My mayor of nyc just said abuelas and aunties and honestly it physically feels good
16 days ago
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Leah McElrath
17 days ago
Oh, you were DEFINITELY “on the ballot,” motherfucker.
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Sunrise in the morning, you're all I need All I need is rain, or the roots get weak Sweet things need time to grow Think about leaving? Hell no Squeeze every ounce of love on my body, yeah
17 days ago
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Literally beyonce calls herself and destiny’s child county several times in destiny’s child’s soldier.
17 days ago
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lisabug
18 days ago
I hope Flavor Flav remembered to turn his clock back one hour.
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Ooooooooohhhhh I fuck with this
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18 days ago
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I think outlook should let you arrow up through emails but when you get to the tippy top and you hit the up arrow, it goes back to your first ever email and then crashes outlook
18 days ago
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Tag yourselves, I’m you’re welcome
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19 days ago
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