I was born in 1602. I’m a vampire

Sydney Sweeney, whateva happened there

He’s an old man, look at him… this is just wrong This was my dad’s reaction to that photo of the Arab leader we couped. To be honest there have been so many over the years and I dont remember who it was anymore

watching in 3D

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

Open-ended networking is the scariest thing in the world to me

It’s 2026. A time when women are really into hockey and men are really into Timothee Chalamet

It’s 2026. A time when women are really into hockey and men are really into Timothee Chalamet

Nowadays they would call it Slop John B

For two whole days Trump's comments on local NYC talk radio just hung in the air without question. The President of the United States claimed a strike on a country with whom we are not at war, and 48 hours passed without a peep. That says a lot about our media environment.

Fujos are so in right now

Wake Up Dead Man is a shitpost if it was a movie and I love it for that

Every frame of Wake Up Dead Man looks like a slop YouTube thumbnail and I think thats beautiful

You go watch DVD now

Taking out a loan to purchase blu-rays

Learning that witches and wands predate Harry Potter

I asked for no pickle they gave me the fucking McPickle Pounder

artists: just go out and make something awesome, even if it's just for you

Beautiful Korean men will conquer America

Rahm Emmanuel is a demon from hell. Go back ffs

Tech Companies in the 2010s: Obamna Tech Companies in the 2020s: Lost Highway

The first guy to say “see you later alligator”

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

Trump could impose the metric system if he wanted to. If he came out tomorrow with “sucking your own dick isnt weird” 90% of these motherfuckers would buy yoga mats

All will be good!

Patrice O’Neil explains why “Haruka Kanata” is so important to white people

The first guy to say “see you later alligator”

the summer hikaru died riso in raspberry hunter green fluorescent orange cornflower #tshd #riso

"mom" #evangelion #shinji

You know, Barry Season 3 predicted all this

HBO will exist long after the American empire is a distant memory

Self actualizing should not mean living in hell for so many kind people

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a little pad down in Kokomo? Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long. Don’t worry baby we’ll have fun fun fun till my grandfather and me get into a fight around Nassau town (Don’t go near the water!)

The Mad Men vomit guy is single?

Everyone wants to get high on their own supply

Awkward white people will be like “Dattebayo! Just got back from my birthright trip to Japan”

“Geuinely wtf happened to RFK Jr? He was a really normal guy” and then you remember he sounds like that and looks like Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks and worms ate a chunk of his brain and

If I lose fantasy again this week

Today is the anniversary of when JFK, a truly great man and even greater president, was sadly taken from us far too soon when he was abducted by aliens and brought to their home planet of Brxlongar-17

America runs on chicken tendies

Awkward white people will be like “Dattebayo! Just got back from my birthright trip to Japan”

Sucking and fucking in a 90s office park