I just attempted to mouth off to @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social about the number of chicken nuggets availabe for order from McDonalds, but I was clapped back with so much force that my protons seperated from my neutrons.

was it poor taste to post my chacuterie photos right after making a cannabilism joke 😬

humble brag when you have enough photography chops that you can bend certain rules and it doesnt look like bullshit

girls scout cookies for cannibals would be called skin mints

I may be in the minority but I think the Peoples Court theme song would slap if they played it on a saxaphone instead of a piano

nobody: me: twizzlers have a plasticy flavor while red vines have a more waxy flavor

If we can't have flying cars, could we at least get submersible cars?

The only morale reason to consume a beet is to stave off death from starvation.

So grateful that @cateyepress.bsky.social asked me to chat about my love of #gastrohorror! They also have a book called Cursed Cooking! It’s an anthology and cookbook! Go check it out! www.cateyepress.com/store/p/curs...

Let's build a technology so powerful it can end civilization, but don't worry, we'll run it in a sandbox we vibe coded so it can't read your email.

The Sloth of the Baskervilles would have been a very different story to the one that we actually got.

Alien archeologists from the future are going to puzzle over the number of digital clocks we have in our kitchens

If my garage were a delinquent storage unit with the sum contents up for auction how much would you bid? of note is at least one documented cursed object.

Something I love about #gastrohorror & food in horror films is how long it’s been around. @rewindfee.com inspired me to poke around #silentfilm more & there are so many restaurant/bar scenes & even instances of ghostly food play & gross out stuff. Always looking for more like this! Hit me with recs!

Why is it that elevators are haunted at a much higher rate than escalators or stairs?

I might not be what you would call "good" at magic but I am a master at making my coffee cup disapear.

I always wanted to go to one of those house parties where everyone dresses up like their favorite universal monster and you eat dorritos while drinking pepsi products

The average person between the ages of 34 and 55 does not have enough strategically located tarp covered caches to maintain their standard of living in retirement

sometimes I miss 2005 Chipotle

In a mediocre Bane voice, "you merely adopted slop. I was born in it, molded by it"

Its been said before but it bears repeating. Transmutation is a poor wizards necromancy and necromancy is a rich wizards transmutation

Right now, this very moment, someone out there is recklessly experimenting with flaming hot cheetos and ice cream and they are getting dangerously close to achieving their unsanctioned designs

After you realize that Thor and Cars have an identicle plot you can never go back. Forever will you be burdened with this terrible knowledge.

"costco tonkatsu ramen" is a pretty good tongue twister

l'm over here cooking fondue and watching Tron for our Trondue New Years tradition, and @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social is poping off like "I wish Kevin Flynn was canonically bi" 😘

honestly i think I prefer to do my reading by the light of a flashlight in an undisclosed location

If I ever become fluent in german it will be exclusively beause of Bernd das Brot

Reading from what some call the Book of Black Carols on Saturnalia, an undulating hungry void pierces the veil and its many maws endlessly echo "come in, and know me better man"

There's only one rule I live my life by. Never make a pun in anger

remember to tip your agentic AI

I'm a little sad the film industry didnt double down on 3D. There could have been a dimensional arms race in entertainment, 4D, 5D. We could be experiencing narratives in a limitless number of dimensions. But thats just me.

I love The Last Drive In's theme song as much as the next person but if you havent heard that Joe Bob is back in town after six years I dont know what to tell you

if ketchup had a pokemon evolution it would go from ketchup to bbq sauce to gochujang

No animals were harmed during the posting of this post

rocky road ice cream with out the rocks would just be road ice cream

As a society we dont compare nearly as many things to the size of Texas as we used too.

Spoons Out

Avatar: The Last Airbender is a christmas movie

Do you think ancient romans every accidently cast spells just by having a conversation

a comedy about a streaming show that only one group of friends watched and it got canceled, but not before it stole their souls. Now they have to get the show picked up or risk eternal damnation.

I sure hope owning a dog ranch sanctuary is a viable plan B

This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate

Every time I watch The Menu, the more I love it. I feel like it hits me more each time I watch it.

I wish you a sagy bougie beige day of feasting

wierd that miss universe is always from earth

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Showing the Star Wars Holiday Special to someone tonight who has never seen it before, so that I can pass the curse on to them and be free of its torment.

is Victor Frankenstein the original tech bro?

Why did they make Taco Bell breakfast salsa so chuggable if you're not supposed to shoot the packets?