Can't wait for Netflix to cancel Letterboxd after one season

Choco tacos being discontinued is why society went downhill

Thinking of starting a vampire logistics company. Coffin transport, meal delivery, day time limo service, the possibilities are endless. Do I call it Night Transportation or VanHaulsing Logistics?

Its time we address the elephant in the room, the rules for turning into a deadite are wildly inconsistent and nobody says anything

I just accidently bumped into this wierd lady and she said to me "When you eat a microwave burito may you bite into a cold spot" Am I cursed now? Did I just get cursed?!

Hollywood paying homage to Hollywood is whole ass genre in itself isn't it

Oh. Hey there

What I really want is a summer shark movie that feels more grounded. It could just be about a pretty good white shark.

taking a deep dive into local politics, lets look at the seasonal economy of the Amity Beach community

This week @replicantredux.bsky.social has taken over Horrorverse to talk about Tech Horror! @bmp.bsky.social and @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social share some movie recs and @candikat.bsky.social has the deets on some tech horror novellas! Check it out and be sure to subscribe! thehorrorverse.net/95

Not me over hear writting a dis track as Dracula for completely rational, ordinary reasons

Do you have that one room in your house where its always comfy. Sometimes you walk in and forget what you came for, forget yourself. I can't find that room anymore.

We're back tomorrow with a new issue! @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social's husband @replicantredux.bsky.social is taking over to talk about tech horror! As if the real world isn't scary enough! @bmp.bsky.social @candikat.bsky.social Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss it: thehorrorverse.net

All brunch lords owe alliegance to greater brunch lords and so on until they all bear fealty to the one, the shadow brunch lord.

Paving a private two lane road through the desert just so I can drive down the centerline at night is life goals.

yall got any of those usenet message boards?

New episode has landed! This one was a lot of fun and required us to navigate 4 different time zones!

who? what? when? wherewolf? why?

The correct way to pronounce Criterion Collection is with a rediculously over the top aussie accent. I don't make the rules.

Technically they're only waffles if they come from Waffle House otherwise they're just sparkling gridle cakes

It is time to prepare. Gird your strength friends, gather your lists.

Rate a film four and half stars you cowards!

The Backrooms but its the Target home furnishing section forever until the horizon

You're telling me that Marty Supreme is just a regular Marty with sour cream?

Hey what if Count Orlock's first name was Either?

Lets ban choke holds and replace them with all choked up holds, a method of subdueing and individual by showing them scenes from Old Yeller, Up and Saving Private Ryan

my phone just moved my micro transaction game into the Finance folder and I am feeling very judged

No

If you could invent a Two Wish Willow you could make a fortune.

You ever see that thing with its huge mouth open underneath the drive through window when you pull through and reach your hand out? No reason, nevermind.

I learned to let my typos go because you either won't notice them or you're that type of reader who sees every flaw and you already live in a nightmare dimension. sorry about that.

Never trust anyone who doesn't dance ritualisticly around a bonfire.

What do you call someone from Chattanooga? Are they Chattanoogian? or a Chattanooganite?

Babe whats wrong? You've barely touched your cheeto smoothy.

I don't always float but when I do its on my tip toes

Dante's Inferno is pretty good but I think I like Dante's Sweet Chili Zing better

I feel a great sense of accomplishment when I make it to 10am snack time

🎶 Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor🎶

I tried baking pretzel holes, nobody gave a shit. People only cares about donught holes wtf?

If there was a crime syndicate on Eternia it would be Mobsters of the Universe

Yo! Have you tried the latest version of Linux? It's brand GNU.

One of my three dogs has velicoraptor level intelligence and responds to a subject predicate dialect, my other two dogs are sweet hearts and I love them. I also ride a triumph mortorcycle and work in product security. This is my IRL Jurasic World

Wish me luck! I'm off to film my guerilla Backrooms fan film at Ikea. If I get arrested somebody call my wife.

Normally when you write under a pseudonymn you pick a cool sounding name, but who TF picks Gwilym Mumford?

tired: giant square ice cube wired: giant dodecahedron ice cube

It's been a while, but we're back! We've put together a fun list of recipes and munchies inspired by Scary Movie (2026)! We also have a giveaway running on our Facebook page for a pair of Fandango Passes! 2geekswhoeat.com/scary-movie-...

yo player you looking for a taste of english muffins? I got all the nooks and craneys you need dawg

Scary Movie sequels are like the coal mine canary for the horror movie industry

Few people know this but before he was a great murder detective Hercule Poirot earned his stripes as a narco trafficing analyst for Interpol

So my dire chihuahua thing didn't work out but what if we crossed all the different types of beagle to produce and everything beagle?