My wife has this mystical productivity like an elf that makes shoes for me at night except she doesn't make shoes she edits the meta data on our jellyfin server.

While casually walking past your shelves of Criterion Blu-rays, "we have ways of making you talk." A single disc falls, bounces and clatters shiny side down.

zero likes, zero comments on my mog joke. So far my plan to make that word deeply cringe is going perfectly.

Believe it or not but when I was young we'd mog the pogs

ttrpg plot hook: mad wizard seeks to create a giant playdough extruder that cranks out gelantinous cubes and must be stopped before creating a jello army.

What's Rex Manning Day? Do you know, @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social ?

My pizza order, extra cheese, extra peperroni, extra sauce and double crust

"You represent the ruin of my art and my life" Chef Julian Slowik

Yes exactly! Its just like gucamole but instead of avocados its brocolli. Its called brocamole, hey where are you going?

hold up, spotify has a blue check mark for "verified artist"?! oh really? thanks for the tip 🤠

Add Food To a Movie Title A Fish Cake Called Wanda

Going to celebrate the Resurrection of Krites by watching Critters 2 this Sunday

It turns out the real April was the fools we met along the way

So cool that Sarah defined a sub genre of films where there was none before just by non-stop talking about gastro horror and I know her! 😘

Peak Windows

Who do you think would win if both The Muppets and Jason tried to take Manhattan at the same time?

Waking bolt upright at 3:47am with the echos of "...not fully clean unless your zest fully clean!" in your mind years old

I can’t wait to share more details! I had such a good time with this one!

its just packets and vms all the way down

You're either a Where's Waldo or you're a Where's Waldon't

My chaos? Undivided.

The great popcorn schism, flavacol and coconut oil divided from melted butter and salt. Never shall their be an accord between these two great houses.

June, July and August not looking great this year. Probably going to be a mid sommar

Ask your civil engineer about Nuhazy Energy today! From the makers of Nuclear Energy

I just ripped open the shrink wrap on a boutique blue-ray, lets riot

The Double Secret Cinema Society will show you the true meaning of bonkers films

So far my efforts have been rebuked by the AKC to introduce a breed known as the Dire Chihuahua which is a sheperd chi mix. Sorry Mabel, they're just not ready for you.

Fine! Yes, I was vague posting about The Bride! earlier

A grity reboot of Murder She Wrote where Jessica is a fixer covering up murders and extorting clients of her "publisher" through her tell all pulp novels.

Walking in to an Apple store and typing really fast and loudly on a demo laptop before announcing "I'm in..."

I am a synthetic person

When are the Ides of March again? asking for a friend

Sometimes after watching a movie you get this feeling like it was hyper targeted at whatever demographics that is made up of only you. Anyway movies are pretty neat.

I need to password protect my voice mail but not like youre thinking. So that you have to enter the password to be allowed to leave a message

salty wheat in any form is not safe around me

The Trainman was the true hero of The Matrix, an exile who chose to reject the system. He created the only subway in existence with no advertising

The villainous urge to own a jet with ones own face on the nose

Take a look at the seven dwarfs for example, they did not delve too greedily and too deep. Do they have any servants of Morgoth in their mines? Heck no.

Fare thee well draft skeet. May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

I'd hate to meet Donald Unpleasence

Khorne has the best PR of all the chaos gods to be frank.

I think I'm going to make myself some mental health tacos tonight

Shout out to all the hard working people that take fried beans fry them all over again

I feel I've been misled as to the importance of surf rock guitars and improvisational jazz in cold war spy craft

It's simple really, just a spicy meatball inside a manacotti stuffed into a calzone baked inside a lasagna.

I just attempted to mouth off to @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social about the number of chicken nuggets availabe for order from McDonalds, but I was clapped back with so much force that my protons seperated from my neutrons.

was it poor taste to post my chacuterie photos right after making a cannabilism joke 😬

humble brag when you have enough photography chops that you can bend certain rules and it doesnt look like bullshit

girls scout cookies for cannibals would be called skin mints