Reading from what some call the Book of Black Carols on Saturnalia, an undulating hungry void pierces the veil and its many maws endlessly echo "come in, and know me better man"

There's only one rule I live my life by. Never make a pun in anger

remember to tip your agentic AI

I'm a little sad the film industry didnt double down on 3D. There could have been a dimensional arms race in entertainment, 4D, 5D. We could be experiencing narratives in a limitless number of dimensions. But thats just me.

I love The Last Drive In's theme song as much as the next person but if you havent heard that Joe Bob is back in town after six years I dont know what to tell you

if ketchup had a pokemon evolution it would go from ketchup to bbq sauce to gochujang

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rocky road ice cream with out the rocks would just be road ice cream

As a society we dont compare nearly as many things to the size of Texas as we used too.

Spoons Out

Avatar: The Last Airbender is a christmas movie

Do you think ancient romans every accidently cast spells just by having a conversation

a comedy about a streaming show that only one group of friends watched and it got canceled, but not before it stole their souls. Now they have to get the show picked up or risk eternal damnation.

I sure hope owning a dog ranch sanctuary is a viable plan B

This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate

Every time I watch The Menu, the more I love it. I feel like it hits me more each time I watch it.

I wish you a sagy bougie beige day of feasting

wierd that miss universe is always from earth

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Showing the Star Wars Holiday Special to someone tonight who has never seen it before, so that I can pass the curse on to them and be free of its torment.

is Victor Frankenstein the original tech bro?

Why did they make Taco Bell breakfast salsa so chuggable if you're not supposed to shoot the packets?

Can we all just go back to those precambrian days when all you had to worry about was swimming around an ancient sea trying not to get eaten by a larger more powerful predator?

Kinda bummed that netflix canceled that one show that was just 8 episodes of shifting hypnotic patterns and sub-audible chanting.

Which anniversary is the one where you exchange ponderous tomes of long forgotten secrets, bound in skin and inked in blood? Our special day is coming up and I dont want to miss that one.

1. Wear a costume 2. Hand out treats 3. Never blow out a jacko'lantern 4. Always check your candy

I’ve been trying to figure out ways to help raise money for food banks so I’m going to giveaway a 1 year sub to @fangoria.bsky.social (out of my own pocket). Just show me a receipt that you donated at least $10 to any food bank (DMs are ok). I’ll notify the recipient on 11/3! #HorrorFam let’s go!

Just in time for #Halloween I did an article about haunted house movies that take place at the turn of the century for The Square PHX! Such a cool opportunity to share my love of horror and history! #HorrorSky #HistorySky #FilmSky thesquarephx.org/news/films-a...

It took me more than one attempt but I did it #100HorrorMoviesIn92Days boxd.it/MTe82

There was a time that we all dressed up for GWAR

I run all of my DNS queries through a local LLM because it’s more deterministic

Why be a coelacanth when you can be a coelacan?

made for TV movie edits cut hard af

Go ahead. Try and write a vampire rom com script without a single pun in the title. You cant do it can you?

I’ve been on a vampire kick this week and this is why!

Being able to order a tamale and a latte in the same transaction is a distinct advantage to living in Arizona

I was about to buy an over priced pumpkin decoration until my wife asked me if I was out of my gourd

if you pick it when its young and tender its called kohlrabi but if you wait to pick it until its mature its called kohlrobert

me when people ask about my favorite Brassica:

normalize pedipalps

Look at her go, so proud

Can we just take a minute and thank Google Translate for making 90 Day Fiance possible?

that feeling of moral degradation when you introduce someone to #craptaxidermy

my favorite conspiracy theory is that Capri Sun contained real fruit juice this whole time

I may have gotten my first authentic gen-Z stare today and as a synthetic it was a great transactional experience

look the abyss doesnt exist solely for your gaze alone

Did you know #FantasticFest has gastro offerings this year?! Of course, I'm here to tell you what they are so you can add them to your watchlists! #GastroHorror #FoodInFilm sarahstubbssays.com/6-gastro-off...

@sarahstubbssays.bsky.social just shook me down for skittles

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Attention every one I have an important annoucement. I do not care for Coldplay. Thank you, no questions at this time.