We got approved

It's fine, if I play the original and then the reel big fish version, take on me will leave my brain. It'll work. It has to work.

tapping the sign

You wouldn't believe how much sick could come out of such a little thing.

I’m enjoying Widow’s Bay, but every time I hear Matthew Rhys, I immediately think, “oh god, it’s Phillip. He’s going to murder someone. Then feel bad about it.”

*tapping my fingers* ANSWER ME

Not sure how I feel about the corner store (which is closed for reno) ushering me in and bringing me the 6 pack I usually grab without asking

I get you don't want to hand a dog over to any random asshole but god damn these rescues need to calm the fuck down.

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I heard back! It was a no.

Shout out to the person blasting It Takes Two and their gps

Ah, shit. My beacon’s been moved under moon and star.

Catching up on for all mankind “…Miles is a wellwalla.”

“It’s Saturday, we can chill” “It’s Sunday” GOD DAMN IT

Just a bunch of fuckin amateurs…

*sniffs the air* A discourse is coming

Making eye contact with the mourning dove sitting on my ac, thinking the duck lure in my window is a threat

Honest to god, woke up this morning from a dream where it was snowing.

Shaved my beard for the first time in years and people do this shit every day? Every day?!

DO IT! FIG IS ADORABLE

I wrote for Slate about how a new group of cookbooks and food writers are trying to remind us of the actual joy of cooking. slate.com/life/2026/04...

When the corner store is closed but you meet new friends who know who’s still selling beer

Embracing my age by getting outraged at all the 20 something’s making this bar WAY TOO HOT AND NOT MOVING AWAY FROM THE BAR AFTER GETTING THEIR DRINK. I AM TRYING TO CLOSE MY TAB. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY.

I am ready to do my first session as a DM

If Danielle Poole tells you to sit down, YOU SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

Look it’s a guy playing his saxophone during lockdown. The image isnt important.

Did Bluesky just crash as I tried to upload a thread of videos? Yes it did. Am I furious because I actually typed out alt text for each? YUP. Am I going to try again, this time without alt text? Sigh…yeeeah

I am ready to do my first session as a DM

Why is there a horse riding by my apartment?

I have launched this kid in to a crowd surf…

In honor of, uh...last week's For All Mankind, it's Spaghetti Night.

Is it ramp season yet?

HERE WE GO

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

“We could go to the basement. It’s a shelter.” “…why?”

stfg if institutional claims are broken because of some vibe coding I'm going to fucking lose it (I know I'm not getting fucking fired from this job I hate so viewer discretion is advised)

I understand... Optum... that there are metrics that you're being measured on. I get that. But if you email one more motherfucking time about a claim that the provider hasn't even sent I'm forcing my way on to Luigi's jury.

If any non-Western country was doing this politicians like @mark-carney.bsky.social and @anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social would talk about the need to make sure they can never be allowed to do this again. List their military as a terrorist organization, sanction the country, publicly denounce them.

Not sure about how I feel about the lady at the liquor store finishing my sentence

Reading the newest Swan Boy a day ahead, "Good for her. She needed this."

”Josh Gad” nope I’m out. I grew up with John Candy, I love John Candy. And you, you pathetic ham, are no John Candy.

Mario and Princess Peach, welcome to The War on Karts.

Oh no I might become a baseball guy (but only for the cyclones)

Welp. Completely missed the first two innings but heeeeere we go

*FINALLY* was able to get our Cyclones tickets to go in my wallet. MLB really doesn't like privacy settings, huh

TLI, LFGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Let’s light this candle!!!!

pls remember that star trek is actually about romulans and the federation shooting at each other, not social issues.

Staring at the guy on this platform, coughing every few seconds

I always love how angry drivers get when you point out that, "Just because you have the right of way doesn't mean you won't get hit" is functionally "I'm just gonna start shooting and if you get hit it isn't my fault."