boom boom!

this was pretty cool.

you can just go to the woods and find stuff.

don’t forget to turn off your work alarm, you big sausage.

is it worth it? let me work it dostoyevsky, nietzche and dworkin

spot of day drinking in bristol city, followed by the mighty GOLDIE? oh yes please.

what if.. and bear with me here.. what if i were to tell you.. that wabbits.. cannot.. in fact.. lay eggs. what then?

happy eg weekend evenrybondy.

not much really just texting the bros on my hectic motorola microTAC, wbu?

well well well.. would you have a look at what the cat’s dragged in.. if it ain’t me old pal.. freitag von weekend

a little travel blog by me, from the shimmering cornish village of boscastle, england. please check it out x 😌 youtu.be/8KhfyI5DPq8?...

man’s gone deep on @hebtroco.bsky.social brtr-15s and an iron shirt, and i think these are the most bulletproof, best quality denim garms i’ve ever owned.

bringing the beef like penelope keith

made a ropey little drone vid edit anyway. watch it, don’t watch it. it’s nonetheless a thing that exists. you can’t stop me.

see that big rock? it’s only the OG wizard merlin’s fucking house!

man’s in the autonomous principality of cornwall.

🍌 this shit 🍌 is bananas 🍌 bee 🍌 æ en 🍌 æ en 🍌 æ an as

i’m not a puppet, i’m a real boy 😌

too cold to live too hot to die

Croissant Moon (credit to @vermicious-knids.bsky.social for this idea ♡) boredmaud.co.uk/product/croi...

oh, off to bed are you? got work tomorrow have you? going to get your napper down, so you’re all rested for work and shit, yeah? fucking grow up will you.

croissant moon.

hello

have you ever seen a ‘bathroom etiquette’ sign in your workplace? it’s funny to me, that there are folk who, despite being functioning professionals, apparently do not know how to even piss or shit correctly, and i think that says an awful lot about the state of society.

you made me a poet but you don’t even know it

bertha, lovely bertha you are a lovely machine! and anyone who works with you, will know just what I mean. bertha, lovely bertha sometimes I think you're a dream! when we work out what you have to do you can always churn the goods out always churn the goods out we can depend upon you!

if the cops stop you and ask what your name is, just say ‘dave daveson’.

this could be us 😌

let’s go people.

your days are numbered. use them to throw open the windows of your soul to the sun. if you do not, the sun will soon set, and you with it.

work soon.

out for lunch in the cotswolds.

orbital

yes

status update:

that’s another successful week in the bag ☺️

@geocon1713.bsky.social hi burt 🙋🏻‍♂️

shot out of the car window on the way to work this morning. good old bristol.

funny how you never see mark zuckerberg and rod hull in the same room together isn’t it. interesting.

a nice lie in was exactly what i needed. i feel like a million bucks.