Devin
@devincg.bsky.social
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I’m the sleepiest girl in the whole wide world
I got my first “let’s circle back in the new year” email. praise the powers that be because I am checked the fuck out
4 days ago
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I’m one more cute tiktok video away from getting a bunny
11 days ago
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I’m still mourning the loss of daylight but at least it’s fuzzy sock season
18 days ago
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it’s 10pm do you know where your zooboomafaoo is?
23 days ago
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every year on Thanksgiving I’m reminded how annoyed I am it’s spelled “grateful” and not “greatful”. greatful makes more sense. TO ME
25 days ago
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a woman’s intuition always knows when a man gets his hand amputated
about 1 month ago
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I returned my old phone to Verizon with 2 days to spare. everyone clap for me.
about 1 month ago
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I think I should be allowed to spit on anyone that goes out on Halloween without a costume
about 2 months ago
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how am I supposed to focus at work when it’s Halloween?
about 2 months ago
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me scheduling a meeting next week: hey sorry my Monday morning is pretty booked. can we move this to Tuesday? what’s actually on my calendar: being hungover from halloweekend
about 2 months ago
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I’m wearing men’s jeans I got at the thrift and goddamn this picked situation is incredible. I wish society didn’t hate women so we could have full sized pockets too.
2 months ago
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how beautiful to see the lesbian bar playing SVU
3 months ago
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me delivery a client terrible news at 4:19 pm on a Friday and closing my laptop for the weekend:
3 months ago
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there’s a fly buzzing around my office. if you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’ve thrown myself into a river and I’ve been washed out to sea.
3 months ago
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on the plus side, I know more about my friend’s holes than what they do for work and I think that’s beautiful.
4 months ago
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another day in cooperate America wishing I could just into a river and float away
4 months ago
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there are no good or bad voyeurs, right
@masterblaster69.bsky.social
?
4 months ago
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what if instead of working a 9-5 I just jumped in a peaceful river and floated away?
4 months ago
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I love when I get a notification on IG that someone liked or reacted to my story and I’m like “hmm I wonder what I posted” because I have zero recollection
4 months ago
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I might’ve stayed out past my bedtime but I was gifted a bottle of hot sauce and I’m pretty happy about that
4 months ago
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It’s almost midnight on a school night and I’m still out :( I want to be in my bed :(
4 months ago
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out of habit I took otc sleeping pills with my nightly meds forgetting I drank tonight. wish me luck!
4 months ago
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I’m not a disney adult I’m a disney channel original adult
4 months ago
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I’m a simple girl
4 months ago
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I just finally got a break from seeing t*ylor sw*ft all over my feed and now this 😭😭
4 months ago
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after a period of no reposts the tattoo artist reposted my last three tattoos. I feel untouchable
4 months ago
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I think all scalpers should be but on cruise ships and sunk to the bottom of the sea
4 months ago
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I would pay double the price for a Lyft if the driver would actually play music. A 20 min silent ride makes me want to jump out of the moving car.
5 months ago
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Self care in Alaska
5 months ago
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those AI self driving wall-e wheelchairs at the airport are so dystopian. they make me want to scream.
5 months ago
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never been closer to rage quitting my job. unfortunately I like having fun with my friends too much to give up the money :(
5 months ago
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I love Tacoma because when you go to the pride block party the bouncer is also your librarian
5 months ago
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this is simply NOT enough cream cheese. why would you do this to me DFW?
6 months ago
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reposted by
Devin
Jesse
6 months ago
the republicans have acquired the federal government weather machine and are using it to rain out the Kesha concert in a major act of homophobia
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hey chat, I don’t think I like Dallas
6 months ago
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thank god I’m laughing so much. it’s really helping me digest my Chili’s
6 months ago
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So there I was in the Chili’s as a pass around party bbq sauce titties
6 months ago
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reposted by
Devin
kirkland signature pussy⚡️
6 months ago
“I love being the final femme presenting people at the greatest shemale banquet of all time”
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localswampgay
6 months ago
I haven’t celebrated America in a decade; I am celebrating Kesha tomorrow
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call me a shit fuck the way I go ass to vaj
6 months ago
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Reading my second romcom in a row where two hot lesbians end up in a “one bed” situation. God is good.
#blessed
6 months ago
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“I love learning new things about my body such as I can motorboat myself.” -
@rywieee.bsky.social
6 months ago
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TO ME Leave Me Alone is slam poetry
6 months ago
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Despite the horrors all around us I feel blessed to live in a time in which I can drink a cough syrup flavored beverage to get drunk. (Cough syrup flavored is used positively here just to be clear)
6 months ago
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Tragic news for me. My hot tattoo artist has a husband. Please keep me in your thots during this trying time and pray she’s open
6 months ago
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You know when quiet hours hit at the campground so you have to asmr scream/sing Animals by Nickleback around the fire?
6 months ago
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Me to me: are you mad at me?
7 months ago
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I’m rotting at an advanced level today and DoorDashing from two different restaurants.
7 months ago
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Apologies to everyone at Donna’s waiting for the bathroom. They’re playing Matilda in here and I’m not leaving until it’s over.
7 months ago
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Post your current read
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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