a yapper like me losing her voice is the literal equivalent to an angel losing their wings

thinking about how depressing it would be to have a little cat living in your house that doesn’t cuddle up to you all the time. like I wouldn’t know what to do with that. look at my sweet snuggle bug !!!

Yo tambien 🐠

girl fuck u and ur monosyllabic roommates

do you think the baby likes Ska?

I thought of one other thing and it’s “WAGON WHEEL WATUSI” but ok after that for real I’m done for

actually you can play Babushka by Kate Bush as a final attempt, but if that doesn’t work, just know I am too far gone

if I’m ever in a coma or in hospice care and unable to communicate for myself, this is my request to PLEASE put some Wendy Williams iconic moment compilations on for me. If that doesn’t bring me back just go ahead and pull the plug

I went to the Better Butt Bureau and all I got was this new butthole

being housebound has me losing my mind. I’m having full blown conversations with myself between mine and my cats IG accounts slowly descending into madness

whenever my cleavage isn’t out and I’m worried people won’t know how big my boobs are, I have to remind myself; wealth whispers

it’s 10pm do you know where your zooboomafaoo is?

me doing foreplay with someone who has no object permanence: 🙈🦪😱

who up tickling their turkey neck?

who up deviling their egg?

who up nonbinarying their baby?

I think you could fuck my belly rolls actually

Put THAT in your pap and smear it

hair wash day. nothing to be thankful about in my life

got the kind of drunk last night where I went and watched the story of a man I recently blocked for not liking me back. and I did it from my personal account so I think I have to block him again or maybe die? sound off in the comments

Maybe it’s better if we don’t know ✨

If I didn’t make you a Sim and lock you in the basement dungeon after we didn’t work out, you never meant that much to me

And if I ever find him on social media I’ll prove it

“the fingers are the eyes of the mind”

I got motorboated at the hob nob and all I got was this tshirt

I’m bouncin’ on it crooked style

I think I should be allowed to spit on anyone that goes out on Halloween without a costume

is thirst trap Thursday a thing

I engage in self destructive behaviors in a really interesting and esoteric way. And that makes it fine

sorry I keep bouncing my boobs, I’m stimming

something beautiful, perhaps even mildly poetic, about busting a nut while listening to the most gut wrenching soul crushing playlist I could find

hi I’m James. I live inside my friend’s giant peach tit

let a man suck my tit at the bar last night and thought I’d maybe get a little text today like “hey thanks for breastfeeding me last night” but no dice

the chastity belt stays ON during sex

not all soldiers wear capes

I’m a simple girl I love fat flopping titties, thick throbbing dicks…and alliteration

got cracked so good my back hurts. almost forgot this is the whole point 💓

did you know I’m the only horny person at Folsom and all I got was pee on this t-shirt

how beautiful to see the lesbian bar playing SVU

getting a wine buzz before you pack for a trip is actually so so smart. I packed so good I bet

Content Farm is a beautiful name for a baby girl

This one aged not so good

This aged really well and even included Amy Lee. Ur all welcome I manifested it

by the time you realize my worth, ill be bouncing it crazy style on someone else

ovulation phase going so hard my own boobs are turning me on. what a waste

do I have ur attention

shotgunning a bud light as performance art

call me a Notcracker the way I’m not getting cracked :/

seeing a lot of liberals acting as if you can gentle parent right wing fascists into better people and that’s crazy to me

call my bussy little Italy the way it’s full of Italian DNA