last night was a .mov

In the clurb, listening to my two Taurus friends talk about the different varieties of cozy slippers

I’d fuck me and I’m pretty sure you would too

running a humidifier is basically just lubing the air

haven’t sent nudes in a while kinda forgot what I’m doing here. lost my artistic vision I guess

My favorite bitch wife’s bitch wife

what’s more cuntry than pubes?

I’m gabbin gool

from a very young age I knew I wanted to monologue

fucking me is an act of rebellion actually

wondering if my disco hot dog is gonna be performative :/

I wish it was more practical to travel by boat

me when my bestie is fisting my pussy and my asshole at the same time and I genuinely reach flow state

a yapper like me losing her voice is the literal equivalent to an angel losing their wings

thinking about how depressing it would be to have a little cat living in your house that doesn’t cuddle up to you all the time. like I wouldn’t know what to do with that. look at my sweet snuggle bug !!!

Yo tambien 🐠

girl fuck u and ur monosyllabic roommates

do you think the baby likes Ska?

I thought of one other thing and it’s “WAGON WHEEL WATUSI” but ok after that for real I’m done for

actually you can play Babushka by Kate Bush as a final attempt, but if that doesn’t work, just know I am too far gone

if I’m ever in a coma or in hospice care and unable to communicate for myself, this is my request to PLEASE put some Wendy Williams iconic moment compilations on for me. If that doesn’t bring me back just go ahead and pull the plug

I went to the Better Butt Bureau and all I got was this new butthole

being housebound has me losing my mind. I’m having full blown conversations with myself between mine and my cats IG accounts slowly descending into madness

whenever my cleavage isn’t out and I’m worried people won’t know how big my boobs are, I have to remind myself; wealth whispers

it’s 10pm do you know where your zooboomafaoo is?

me doing foreplay with someone who has no object permanence: 🙈🦪😱

who up tickling their turkey neck?

who up deviling their egg?

who up nonbinarying their baby?

I think you could fuck my belly rolls actually

Put THAT in your pap and smear it

hair wash day. nothing to be thankful about in my life

got the kind of drunk last night where I went and watched the story of a man I recently blocked for not liking me back. and I did it from my personal account so I think I have to block him again or maybe die? sound off in the comments

Maybe it’s better if we don’t know ✨

If I didn’t make you a Sim and lock you in the basement dungeon after we didn’t work out, you never meant that much to me

And if I ever find him on social media I’ll prove it

“the fingers are the eyes of the mind”

I got motorboated at the hob nob and all I got was this tshirt

I’m bouncin’ on it crooked style

I think I should be allowed to spit on anyone that goes out on Halloween without a costume

is thirst trap Thursday a thing

I engage in self destructive behaviors in a really interesting and esoteric way. And that makes it fine

sorry I keep bouncing my boobs, I’m stimming

something beautiful, perhaps even mildly poetic, about busting a nut while listening to the most gut wrenching soul crushing playlist I could find

hi I’m James. I live inside my friend’s giant peach tit

let a man suck my tit at the bar last night and thought I’d maybe get a little text today like “hey thanks for breastfeeding me last night” but no dice

the chastity belt stays ON during sex

not all soldiers wear capes

I’m a simple girl I love fat flopping titties, thick throbbing dicks…and alliteration

got cracked so good my back hurts. almost forgot this is the whole point 💓