yo soy del mar 🌊

To be a warlock is to perform

I’m bouncin’ on it crooked style

I got motorboated at the hob nob and all I got was this tshirt

Nicholas galitzine in this generations Stanley tucci and I will not be taking questions

Q: If you’re autistic, and I’m autistic, then who’s driving the train??? A: Both of us.

I got crossfaded at the chilis in Santa Fe and drove my friends home and all I got was this fucking DUI

I listened to someone throw up in the Santa Fe Chili’s and all I got was this t-shirt

she have on my yourself until I a merry little Christmas

“Alright so I skeeted” - Macklemore