Goodness me, this is beautiful. It's like drinking flowers. Transported to a meadow in the sun.

What a lovely little fellow!

I have never been to Hull, ok?

Got the hands the wrong way round on the clock and realised it's way past my bedtime. Where is nanny?

Oh piss off.

Ah, the youngsters have invented fibre now. The thing most of us oldies have being trying to avoid eating for most of our lives.

My wife ignores me and yet this hasn't worked for us.

And he's taking his 3 sheep and £9.27 with him.

Should this not read 'under 60s'.

In the Mendips today. Big circle with a pint half way round. Cold, sunny and no wind.

Generous

One for several of us, including @brotherbikini.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A nice, ordinary best. Perfect. Cheers!

Who's doing Meatanuary?

Bloody nippy up there today, I'll tell you.

Three shoes now on the shoe chair at the bottom of the wood. Only one before Christmas.

Look at these recommended or popular searches. WTF is wrong with people?

I wonder if they'll be showing a prerecorded, pretend Hootenanny hosted by that web fingered plinky plonker this year?

Get yourself over to LinkedIn if you like reading about people 'reflecting on 2025'.

Been watching a bit of EastEnders again. I can take the number of murders, especially at Christmas, the fact that Cindy is no longer dead and people actually trust Phil to service their cars. But I still cannot fathom the greatest mystery of all: why Max Branning is so attractive to women.

Never been spent, apparently.

Watched Saving Private Ryan for first time ever. More fighting and less saving than I'd imagined.

Done the recycling and I think I've spotted the postman on his way. Thank God all is normal again.

Home alone this afternoon and evening so getting some overdue stuff dealt with. Listened to the first three Metallica albums for the first time ever. Master Of Puppets is a hell of an album. Going to be news to many of you, I know.

Boxing Day. That most cursed day of the year.

Just had an email from 'A' at Balmoral. No idea who that could be, must be a wrong number.

I wonder if we'll get any post today? This is boring. Might tidy up my toolbox or do some work.

I know there's terrible things going on in the world and all but I'm having to used jarred, as opposed to fresh, Hollondaise Sauce.

Quite a catch for some of you ladies here, I'd imagine.

Long shot this one, but indulge me... You better watch out, Putin's about!

Finally some good news. Now where's the fridge again?

Ummm, hell of a round for this postie!

Comments @jslovechild.bsky.social? Slow times this year. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Earliest recorded patio.

Today's earworm. Yes, this version. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZHW...

Getting one of these for my wife for Christmas. 'Cos every girl crazy 'bout a wide-based pan (uh huh).

I've nearly finished my advent calendar. The rest of the family are way behind.

Masterpiece!

Oh. Oh dear. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

I think these are the ones you see from the motorway driving north? Landmarks from my childhood on my many trips, you knew you were in Scotland proper (nor of your borders nonsense) when you saw these. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No, I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride Trying to holla at me As you were, nothing to see here.

I had a really annoying bristly hair in my nose and I could not get a grip on it and it became a bit of an obsession. Now I have managed to get rid of it I'm beginning to miss it. Back to plucking at my groin I suppose.

We knows how to do airport parking down Somerset way!

That's a bit more than 'stuck on a tight bend'. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...