One trick pony 🐎

"Guys, it's not me!!!" Become a premium insider to see the full version of Emma Sears mic'd up 👀 📺 ussoc.cr/premiuminsider

ack!

This still cracks me up.

Love seeing Emma Sears and Reilyn Turner reunited

Is that a new scoring record? 😮

Hockey is supposed to be fun, right?

Thank you Dewey

Caps off to a fantastic start 😭

essentially my theme song these days

Emma Sears volley practice… When she gets that first volley goal for club or country, we’ll know why 😏🚀 🎥 IG/douglasperformancetraining

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful president" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful country" And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did We get here?"

⚡️ SHE’S MISS ELECTRIC ⚡️ #RacingLou has signed WVU Women’s Soccer forward Taylor White to her first professional contract through the 2027 season! 👉 tinyurl.com/4cecrj8s

Audrey McKeen; “I’m so incredibly thrilled to be taking this next step in my career and joining Racing Louisville. I’m beyond grateful for this opportunity." Bev Yanez: "She has incredible potential... We are excited she trusts us to be the team where she can continue to develop." #RacingLou #NWSL

A top-rated prospect has 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘿 in Louisville 📈✈️ #RacingLou has signed United States Youth National Team forward Audrey McKeen to her first professional contract through 2028, making this the youngest signing in club history! 👉 tinyurl.com/mr6b26zj

Ovi Nuggz! (I think you get an extra sauce)

Gonna need another fight

If you're gonna turtle, Ninja Turtle 🐢

Ovi said Sourdif was getting too close for comfort…

Glad I didn't fold my laundry

Of course Ryan Leonard was going to score in this game. 3-1 Caps

Keep watching the Caps game or fold laundry? 🤔

<rant> I have a SteelSeries Apex 9 TKL keyboard that is lovely to use EXCEPT when the low winter sun shines through the window and effectively blinds the optical switches in the keys on the left side of the keyboard. The number of times I type "v" instead of pasting is maddening. </rant>

purely coincidental

It was just brought to my intention that Chucky Lipsweater is now cleanshaven??? That's like Samson cutting his hair. No wonder this team sucks.

Impeach already.

This is gonna be one of those really painful Caps games, isn't it? 😭

15 years later and still one of my favs 😎

Following Racing Louisville head coach Bev Yanez’s recent recognition as the National Women’s Soccer League’s Coach of the Year, we revisit a September conversation from “On Track.” bit.ly/45qET1j

Caps lose a frustrating game at Ottawa and I hate all sports now for at least the next 5 minutes

Pro out here tightening lugnuts

Wheels once again loosening

A Caps powerplay goal? 2026 girl you wild.

I was unfamiliar with your game Sourdif good lord

🙏 Dear hockey gods, please let my best friend Aliaksei Protas be ok

Tom picking up where he left off yesterday

😍

Tom Wilson has two goals, an assist, a fight and an Olympic nod today. A Gordie Howe hat trick and then some

I don't love that the future of this country hinges on a large enough majority of the population both realizing and recognizing that these chucklefucks get riled up over the dumbest stuff they've read online somewhere... but that does seem to be where we're at.

That's Stanley Cup Champion / Best Goal Scorer in the League / Future Gold Medalist Tom Wilson to you.

2-1 Capitals. Olympian Tom Wilson with his 20th of the season and third goal in the last two games

Unbelievably bad today

🤬 they stole our Nuggz