every “Katy Perry goes to space” headline should really be “Katy Perry does free press for Jeff Bezos and his stupid “space” tourism company”

All Points East ticket secured. Ready to dance to my girlies 😍

I just think that Rachel Zegler 🥰

thanks to everyone who has messaged so far ! off the back, im also hoping to chat with lgbtq+ disability and / or anti-poverty campaigners for the story. same as before, please drop me a dm or email at: [email protected]

SEVERANCE OMG??!!!

hello ! i'm hoping to chat with queer disabled folk who claim benefits in the uk to chat about how labour's severe welfare cuts will impact them. please do drop me a dm on here or email me at: [email protected] can be 100% anonymous !

Bree Van De Kamp made me the man I am today

Chappell and Jade ATE

Hi

Tripped on a kerb and flopped onto the London streets in front of everyone, phone and headphones flying. Mortified. Very perceived. Help.

Just had my ADHD assessment and got diagnosed on the spot. My meds are coming this week. I feel SO fucking validated. Cried a little bit after ending the call 😭

The 2 Mayhem bonus tracks for who needs them (only included on various vinyls and Target/HMV exclusives). They slap and should have been on the standard 😭 especially Kill For Love! (They are marked as track 5 & 11 on their respective editions btw) drive.google.com/drive/folder...

If you see me zooming in, mind ya business

ADHD assessment booked for Monday. It’s finally happening girlies

This email has absolutely made my week 😭 pirating truly helps bring family together!! Pirate Baytes forever 🩷

“Are those the…” The limited to 2500 and 500 (respectively) Titanic Original Motion Picture soundtrack vinyls with the 2nd including replicas of a boarding pass and launch card? Yeah, they are…

Really wish ‘Pull a Britney’ wasn’t a lyric in Messy by Lola Young, like after everything that’s happened why we still using that as a reference 🫠

Good morning

New children just dropped

Nobody: My brain every 5 seconds:

Today is my Friday cos I booked Thursday and Friday off, could cry

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel

Gay who works in Levi’s outlet in the O2, if you read this I’m free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I'm free

Oh

What’s her story?

Lost my voice and I sound like Squeaky Voiced Teen, how’s your weekend going?

Titanique maybe the best thing I’ve ever seen???????

Feeling very disco miniature golfing queen today 🪩

Good evening

Iktr!!!

Period.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes 🩷🩷🩷

Help, @garfunklezz.bsky.social got me a cameo from THE Mr Moseby 😭 gagged!!!

Officially left my flop 20’s and entered my thriving 30’s 🎂🥳

Bought a new TV oops

PERIOD!!!!

I’m shaking

Absolutely devo’d omg 😭 #TheTraitors

Train cancelled. Next train delayed an extra 10 mins. Yet I’ll still be walking into the office with a Greggs in hand

Abbott Elementary S4 google drive if anyone needs it 🙂‍↕️ still updating weekly drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Thank god

Finally watched Chappell’s Christmas Carpool Karaoke and I’m sobbing, she truly is a angel 😭

Why have I got the inkling for Animal Crossing again 😭 I just know I’ll be obsessed with it for like a week then drop off

no man has ever looked better.

‘Tasche era incoming