I should become a hermit

At what point can I start just replying to hiring managers with ":("

Horrible realization that if they made Mighty Ducks 4 today the final score would be 6-7

MY SCRIMBLO #silksong #hornet #bellbeast

Wouldn't it be crazy if I started getting job prospects so I couldn't play silksong.... (please?)

Oh to be a Puddle Slime with a Rubber Ducky... 🦆 These nifty toys help reduce slime agitation, while acting like an emotional support toy for the very shy Puddle Slimes! 😊

ATTN FELLOW MINNESOTANS THE STATE FAIR NEW FOOD LIST IS LIVE !!!! www.mnstatefair.org/new/food/

Hummer

I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips

I should go on another road trip for a couple weeks

I'm thinking about Pushing Daisies again

very fun and sexy for my company to "restructure" me out of a job today. really cool. just what i needed

SHUT UP THATS HOW SEVERANCE SEASON 1 ENDS GOD BLESS YOU ALL FOR DEALING WITH THE WAIT HOLY SHIT

I will not get my hopes up for a vikings super bowl push but what if this is the year...

i love right-handed people, i have a lot of them in my life, but like ... that's not the hand you're supposed to write with. knock it off. what are you doing. you're making a fool of yourself. in fact, i think i'm going to cut you out of my life

Curse perfumes for making me walk around in something called "candy yum yum"

This is gonna be a biiig blanket

Sorry I did more than 1

Thinking about the time my boyfriend locked his keys in his car because a "pretty girl" (me) parked next to him and he got flustered.

My patch of morning glories keeps hybridizing

I should put up my Jack-o-lantern picks before halloween probably

Also gotta post this here, only took 9 years of my life... Cross stitch #LOTR

You ever go hiking