i have a sunburn shaped exactly like the bikini top i was wearing today #ouch

face card just granted me free gas station pizza #win

also just found out that hallucigenia are possibly a distant relative of modern velvet worms i love they....

just saw a video of a planarian (flatworm) on a petri dish being split into like 5 separate pieces by a scalpel and each part becoming a new worm within a week fucked up!!!!

surely the pain and suffering i'm about to experience will make me a better songwriter

sooooo stressed right now and factoids from wikipedia cannot save me

a couple of months ago, i was offered a gig at a festival for the 4th of july. i turned it down, and i have instead chosen to work a full 12 at the ol' Microbiology Laboratory i truly wouldn't have it any other way, escherichia coli and salmonella are my best friends!!!!!!!

oh... that's the daughter of alberto fujimori, the former president of peru that embezzled public funds, forcefully sterilized hundreds of thousands of indigenous women and killed thousands more in the name of "counter-terrorism" and "anti-communism"... and she's president now... okay...

i really enjoyed Minions & Monsters (2026)....

the power cable for my model:cycles is decaying because i bring it literally everywhere with me in my little grandma purse

playing ch5 weird route rn

despite the rumors, i love legless lizards

i thought it'd be cute to get a skin for my ddj-flx4 but upon further investigation they are all ugly asf 💔

for the sake of tone and readability, i edited the Overview for Bombyliidae's Wikipedia article today. there were so many run-on sentences to fix!! all for my favorite family of fly :)

have to try and stay offline this week bc deltarune is today... i must savor and completely consume this new chapter blindly, though i already know the (possibly) abundant themes around ancient japanese architecture are going to annoy me a lot

just got every single analord track by afx on my little music player, stream-heads are missing out... also exmilitary by death grips ✅️

Hey everyone look for some extra help this month due to budget cuts at my workplace 💗 any help is appreciated

experiencing a very slow 12 hr shift, here are my mspaint creations of the day....

made the mistake of listening to the mother 1 soundtrack (1989 CD release) halfway through my 12 hr shift. sobbing now!! i just wanted to transcribe one of the songs onto my model:cycles but i can't see with all these tears in the way

i watched Obsession (2026), Backrooms (2026) and Disclosure Day (2026) this month and """shockingly""" the big hollywood movie wasn't nearly as good as the other two in my opinion

deltarune ch5 and the earthbound beginnings remake that took like 15 years to develop both dropping this month is so huge for me specifically

save me nectocaris

I FINALLY DID IT I'M SO POWERFUL

i love horseshoe crabs stop stealing their blood, FDA 👎👎👎

today i am glad for reptiles

oh?

i’m joining the war on texas on the side of screwworm

amab this, afab that ... i am simply #acrab

i don't know what this website is plotting but this is CLEARLY an illustration of the ordovician, not the cambrian. don't tick me off dude ....

my fufcking stats for may....

ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN DARK DARKER YET DARKER THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT SEEMS VERY VERY INTERESTING … WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK

lana wachowski if you are reading this please stop wearing dreads lana wachowski please stop

i'm becoming very proud of the music i'm working on right now but i'm also very hesitant to tease it online now because there's nothing stopping bozos from feeding my sick tunes to ai and copywriting it before i have the chance to release anything. nightmare world!!!

🚨 SPIRK IS BACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL SPIRK IS BACK 🚨

spooked me good and left me thinking abt a lot... also most of my dreams are near identical to the chase scenes of this movie so i was sitting in a fetal position and cradling myself in theatres That's Fine

am watching backrooms in the big theatre tonight i hope i shiver me timbers, perhaps quake in me boots

geordi you were supposed to fall for data that was the rules...

saying you love Ra when you only have one obelisk is crazy

drinking to cope with the pain (of epilating my legs)

he gets it

i think that i am actually turning people transgender with my platform now

i just wish mpreg was recognized in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream...

I just saw this argument on here. “Trans women don’t even have breasts biologically, it’s not the same makeup” “Yes it is” “No it’s not, they don’t have mammary glands” “Yes they do *proof*” “Then why can’t they make milk.” “They can. *proof*” “…ew, I don’t like that.”

Anyway here’s the passage of Judith Butler that the Guardian censored years ago

wiwaxia i hope you are doing well in heaven as the world continues to struggle determining your phylum...

i do not like that instagram rewards me when i post "haha i am transgender" and punishes me when i post "worm fact"

kirk and spock divorced on my island fuck my fucking tomodachi life 💔