So I guess if you run outside into traffic you can just start blasting motorists?

It's absolutely maddening.

Love the bit at the end where the interviewer giggles like a schoolgirl and tells him that his chode slime tastes like a triple cream brie.

"People are celebrating in the streets" is a metric that should immediately cause you to be retired from journalism forever. Like, what percentage motherfucker? What percentage are horrified motherfucker?

Schumer waves a crooked finger at Trump while Republicans are wide open throttle playing hungry hippo.

Turns out that the second amendment was really just the friends, family, colleagues and general public we threatened along the way. The gift of unearned respect and deference bestowed upon the immature, abusive and emotionally unstable. 💫

Bet he has perpetrated more fraud in total dollars than all of Minnesota combined.

We had more warnings about Trump than a drug commercial, yet 77 million Americans still voted for anal leakage.

If a venue renames itself to the "Gunther center for cock and ball torture" you should be able to nullify any contract to perform there. This is basically that.

Conservative freaks furiously writing fanfic and circle jerking to completion.

Rebranding is so on-brand

Erika Kirk could be replaced by an animatronic religious toy from the 1800's and no one would be the wiser.

"I have the biggest and most beautiful conflicts of interest, maybe ever in history!"

"there are dozens of us"

Perfectly on-brand for both of them.

It is truly a curse upon us all that we must suffer these fools, but especially this particular warbling brat. His voice is like dragging a cheese grater across my skull underwater.

One officer was accused of spreading a nude photo of a woman he knew. Another was found responsible for acts of domestic violence and sexual assault. In spite of their disciplinary records, the Chicago Police Department promoted both of them. With @invisible.institute

The Magats should inject their faces with paralytics to prove that Dear Leader has no droop and this is totally normal.

The quality of the wax exhibits at Madame Tussaud’s is greatly diminished

Is this lunatic trying to look like the Virgin Mary? 48 and pregnant? The fuck am I looking at?

"was Trump's powerful power napping a power move?" -nyt

It's a creative cocksucking contest, and you gotta dig deep to win. Go big or go home! He saved trillions of lives by stopping the hurricanes and tsunamis and fentanyls!!!

Maga will start walking like this just to make it "normal"

I think what we’ve learned is money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy making a lot of other people unhappy too.

He's going to do it. Everyone knows he will pardon or commute. Absolutely nothing will happen to him when he does, so why is he pretending to "think about it"?

I have to wonder what they got in return (personally) for this betrayal.

"What about those babies??" I love her unfiltered!! Inject this into my veins!!!😍

"It would be my honor to refrain from sport-hunting homeless people in the dead of night; I await some much needed clarification regarding court rulings in this area."

"They're using the SNAP on devil's lettuce and jazz music!"

People like Mike Davis make me want to violate the terms of service of this app.

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

Well since he scream-tweeted it, I guess I have to believe him.

Nonsense. Mike prefers to be humiliated to his face, publicly, not behind closed doors.

Trump is a walking, talking, hostile act by this definition

Donny succeeded where Osama failed. Congratulations Republicans.

Trump could demolish the entire Whitehouse and begin construction of a black tower, and magats would be placing white handprints on their faces in celebration. If Obama dared touch a curtain they'd have lost their minds.

Can you imagine if Obama dared repaint?

Here's my favorite! #NoKings

This administration is more likely to declare fish a drug than to admit they did anything wrong.

Antifi: those who fight fire Antidi: those who fight disease Antiwa: water repellent Antibu: bug repellent For the numbskulls who can't think their way out of a wet paper bag.

Best NO KINGS DAY sign so far Chattanooga, Tennessee

www.cnn.com/2025/10/17/p... "If I can't be a competent lawyer, then no one can!"

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

The frog is a member of Antifly... I'll see myself out

"Does mommy disappear when I close my eyes? Opinions differ."