heated rivalry more like POOP FROM A BUTT

if your gonna write show thats just gay sex at least give your characters personality oh my godddddd

boring ass gay plotless hocky show i don't care about ugly man pornnn

i miss 2020/2021 phannie twitter there was such good energy back then 🤧

hi phannie bluesky did u know dan and phil from youtube dot com started a podcast where they're hard or something idk i didn't watch it :/

BLUESKY LOOK AT OUR CAT HER NAME IS PHILOPIAN TUBE (phil for short)

wish i could scrub my brain with my lesbian shower scrubby thing

i have such a big crush on my wife it's kinda crazy

what is dan and phil even about

dan is such a lesbian 🙄🙄

i forgot this app existed 😨

i am so sure the reason i say ‘genuinely’ so much is bc i heard dan howell say it when i was 14 and i just latched on

i wish i looked like dan howell if he was a girl who looked like a feminine boy

dan's so silly at m&gs he's just like "🧍‍♂️"

i'm so glad they invented avocados

i like when dan is just a silly little guy

phannie bluesky ily

phannie twitter is pissing me off so bad rn

april fools is a month away :/

i love being gay 🤣

dnp save meee

i should wash it :[

JUST REMEMBERED DAN HAS HELD MY PHONE 🫨

i just remembered dan and phil are celebrities 😲

i forgot about this app cause i was busy kissing a girl all week 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

dan in that one gaming video

do you guys think dan and phil are at this airport 🤔

having an incredibly calm and normal reaction to this 🥰

biblically accurate phil lester

guys i don't even gaf haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

delet

every upload gets gayer and we just become more and more defenseless...

i'm 21 and AFRAID of twinks on youtube 🤧

dan and phil i love you dan and phil- dan and phil i love you so much and want eternal happiness for you both dan and phil i love you dan and phil hey dan and phil i love you

why are u looking at him like that bro are u gay or smth? 🤣

the ph version of partners is phartners and that's funny cause fart 🤣🤣

@danielhowell.bsky.social give me your credit card information or you hate lesbians 🔫

dan and phil are my favourite lesbians

// TIT SPOILERS . . . . . . DAN AND PHIL ARE IN IT???

strawberry applesauce is the best idea we've had as a society i think

phil lester do u want to come over for a movie night i can make popcorn :3

btw she found a wife and they adopted waldon and now they're a happy family 😋

who invented mean people?? that was such a bad idea 🤨

guys these are my cats please be nice

i miss lexiiii :((((

i love the word freak it's so silly

hey guys do u think wdapteo is gonna be gay :/

i don't remember why i said this but it's still true 😎💪

why are dan and phil such freaks :/

m&g pictures in two days. idk if i can make it until then