; 𝙰𝚃 𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶 𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚃 , 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙼𝙴 . . . 𝗛𝗔𝗛! 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 .

but they're so long and fluffy ~ ! ! i wanna pet them ~ ! ! [ little grabby paws ! trying to get his grubby little child hands onto those long ears ! ] what about a QUADRA please ? ! PENTA PLEAAAASE ! ! PRETTY PRETTY HEXA PLEAAASEE ! ! [ he just wants to play ! ! ]

K . . . KITTY ! ! [ running up at the solider , tail wagging around ! ] can i play with your ears ? ! pretty please ? ! pretty DOUBLE please ? ! pretty pretty TRIPLE please ? !

ㅤ 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥,

:O

uhh . . . hold on , let me find a better exaggeration . . . it'll blow your mind ! you'll be so flabbergasted by my pranking skills that you won't even be able to process what hit ya ! [ the child snickered , tail slowly beginning to calm itself after the whole bug eating thing . ]

[ to be out-pranked like this . . . was infuriating ! pointing at the senior in declaration , tail still fuzzed up . ] i’ll get you someday with my pranks ! just you wait , old man ! i’m gonna hit you with a prank so insane , that it’ll knock your socks off ! hehe — ! [ grin ~ ! ]

yeah , i underestimated mortal food ─ . . . [ freezing upon taking notice of what he was eating , watching in horror as the leaf made its way down to the ground . ] B-BLEH ! ! EWWH - ! ! EUGH ! ! BLAUGH ! [ spitting on the ground , dropping the bug as his tail fluffed up ! ]

[ taking a cherry , and gazing at it within his own paw . he didn't want to go through the entire process of pitting it , so . . . nibbling the sides of it - ! ] . . . ! uwaaah ~ ! ✨ s-so sweet ! [ the tanuki sparkled with amazement , lips red with the cherry he ate ! messy . . . ]

MORE MORTALS TO MESS WITH ! ! HEEEHEEE ~ ! ! ✨

hmm . . . not really ! i’ve heard the things people say about them , though ! [ talking about the cherries , trying to tune out the taste of worms . gross , gross , gross ! ! soooo gross ! ] are they really good ? sweet ?

are you kidding ? worms are gross ! they’re gross-looking , wiggly , covered in dirt . . . ewww ! [ secretly , teemo is scheming about how he’s going to prank hajime next . this next one has to be big ! the last two didn’t give him the reaction he wanted . . . ] only the best leaves !

ewwww ! worms are gross ! and also , those leaves are sourced from a nice , spring blossom from the spirit realm ! [ feeling proud of his work , crossing his arms and emitting a sparkle ! ✨] you won’t find any gross , disgusting earthworms in that !

phhbttt — ! [ sticking his tongue out as hajime spoke a bit about his past . ] what’s the point of eating all of that stuff when you can eat delicious snacks ? i’d rather eat plain rice than some leaves ! bleh !

w-what ? ! [ baffled ! what the heck was this dude doing ? ! bursting out into laughter as he continued to chew on the leaves . ] that’s so weird — ! leaves aren’t a snack , ya idiot ! heehee ! !

mhm ! by hand ! [ the onigiri had a . . . blank taste . almost like you were chewing on air . you realize that onigiri hadn't been given to you , but a bundle of leaves that teemo shapeshifted to be , appearance wise , onigiri . ] haa haa ! how's /that/ for a prank ? hehehee ~ ! ✨

𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. . .

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just making sure ! y'know , there is a chance your old man mind could've forgotten what onigiri was . old people do tend to forget ! [ and just like that , teemo brought out some onigiri ! giving it to hajime with a welcoming smile ! ] here ya go ! fresh , made with care , and delicious !

[ as instructed , the tanuki ran closer ! tiny footsteps tapped the floor as he scuttled towards the senior . ] i have some onigiri ! have you tried those before ? they're so good ! . . . bah , of course you have ! you're old and wrinkly ! [ teemo laughed , teasing the old man ! ]

[ he was baffled ! ears pinning back as he slumped down . geez . . . not often he gets dropped down a peg like that . so much for being the best prankster in the spirit realm . ] awh . . . i'll come up with better ones soon ! just you wait ! do you wanna have some snacks ? to make it up ?

[ eh ? ! he doesn't even seem bothered ! huffing . . . what's the fun of pranking him , then ? ! ] hrmph ! you're no fun ! where is your surprise ? your anger ? [ the child waved his arms around , irritated at the lack of reaction from the senior tanuki ! ]

[ forming a tiny teemo bomb , and conjuring it within his own palms before . . . throwing it at the back of hajime's head ! causing it to explode into multiple leaves ! ]

[ sneaking up behind him . . . ]

rrrghh . . . ! it's been /too long/ without pranking someone ! but . . . no mortals have come to my realm today . . . maybe i should go after thresh again . . .

🌸 ; 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙩 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙚𝙩 𝙨𝙠𝙮 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚 , 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙝𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙠 !